Don't tell anyone I wrote the Guardians off like a month ago. I definitely believed in this team the whole time

The Guardians just took control of this game by bunting. Take that nerds

Fry has been transferred to the Cleveland Clinic Main Campus for further testing and observation and is likely to be held overnight, per the Guardians.

The Guardians are unbelievable!!! What a comeback in the standings!!! 1st place after we were left for dead!!! Let's continue to finish the season strong⚾️⚾️⚾️ #Guardsball #MLB #ClevelandGuardians #BellStrongSports⚾️

#Guardians take the AL Central lead! Won 16 of their last 18 😎

That was the most Guardians inning imaginable. Down 2-0 against a cruising, carving Tarik Skubal in the sixth. And they go bunt single, bunt leading to error, infield single, wild pitch to score a run, balk, groundout and a 3-2 lead. Ball didn’t even leave the infield.

The Guardians have come back from 15.5 GB to tie the AL Central. If the Guardians win the division, it will be the biggest comeback in MLB history. In 1914 the Miracle Braves came back from 15 GB to win the pennant and the World Series

The Guardians were as many as 15.5 games behind in the division in early July This is the largest deficit overcome to tie or take the lead in a division (1969-on) or league (1900-‘68) Their 11-game Sept deficit is the largest Sept deficit overcome to tie/lead h/t @EliasSports

The Guardians were 12 1/2 games behind the Tigers 29 days ago. They’re now tied for first place. How many teams have ever been that far out that late in a season and finished first? That would be zero.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!🎇 #Cleveland #Guardians #GuardsBall

I said it before and I'll say it again, Eric Adams is the most Trump coded person to identify as a Democrat and it isn't close

well hello, division lead. #GuardsBall

Here is a map of stations who will not carry Kimmel tonight. Anyone in these areas should contact the stations and boycott the advertisers who advertise on the Trump Regime approved alternate broadcast. Nexstar and Sinclair are afraid of Trump’s FCC. Make them afraid of their viewers. #ProudBlue

TAMI SAWYER: “Asked about his plans for MEMPHIS, Trump told a Black female reporter to ‘be quiet’ and called her ‘obnoxious’ — the National Guard isn’t coming to beautify, they’re coming to occupy… 36% of Memphis kids live in poverty. What we’re asking for is opportunity.”

Argh! I got tricked into clicking on a link to Xitter again. People, PLEASE do not post links to X here, with text like "more photos of the event here." I DO NOT WANT TO GO THERE. That's why I am here! Fuck that site, OK?

I'm in a mood. (Qu'elle surprise) There's a bunch of people who are very sad at the RAGE that's manifesting on the Left. When I tell you that I have been waiting for years--ALMOST A DECADE--for the rage.

New case for a panel discussion Type 1 DM 25 yo with nephrotic syndrome Swelling managed in wrist initially treated with NSAID and prednisone by rheum DM dx'd at age 15 126/55 Cr 0.7 Albumin 3.3 A1c 8.1% PLA2r negative, C3, C4 low ANA DS-DNA and hepatitis HIV all negatiove #GlomCon

Ukraine will win this war but the cost is still too high. So many lives lost, so much suffering. Most of this could have been avoided if we hadn't had so many short-sighted politicians and escalation managers who needlessly escalated the war by not offering Ukraine full support from the start.

“We are told by leaders that we are the future. But when it comes to the ongoing pandemic, our present is being stolen right in front of our eyes.” Incredible speech by Violet Affleck who warned about the ongoing dangers of COVID & Long Covid, & advocated for masks and clean air at the UN today!

Just like RFK Jr.

It would be very, very good to know if some non-governmental entity is using governmental avenues to train facial recognition or other types of surveillance apparatus in this way as well.

It would probably be good for someone in journalism to ask if there is some sort of Facebook governmental entity that is using these glasses and to what ends they are doing so.

Is Palentir or someone else using the footage to train facial recognition or something else?

Express a socially-acceptable level of individuality with a shirt from the Onion Store today. https://store.theonion.com/products/area-them-t-shirt?variant=41734038782021

Maybe I wasn't raptured because it's bi visibility day and I'm extremely visible

This is right on point. If foreign-trained doctors had to pay $100,000 to move to the U.S., there would be no rural or underserved medicine. I have worked in underserved, suburban, and rural settings, as well as in community and public health hospitals. I know very well who fills those places.

my “all participants in the transgender health conference must wear a visible name badge at all times that matches the name on their photo ID” policy raising a lot of questions already answered by my policy, etc etc

I got bitten by a radioactive HOA president and now I want an Escalade

I happened to forget my headphones on the day there is a dude talking himself through his workout sets like he's having sex and I have never been more annoyed in my life

CHOTINER: Let's talk about the 7 plagues RAMESSES II: There were only 3 you can group the animals together CHOTINER: Technically locusts are insects not animals. Did you not see the futility after 2 RII: Everything looked fine from the palace CHOTINER: But then your son died RII: I had 100 more

It way too hott to cooke insied de Taco Trunk tonite heer so…you alreddy noe! #tacotuesday #tacocat #catsofbluesky

Just being a mediocre white man isn’t enough anymore to guarantee you a 4 bedroom home and enough money to support a family, and they aren’t even smart enough to know that mediocre white men are the entire reason that is the case

Most modern conservativism really is nothing more than grievances based on poorly-disguised racism

Practissing my Howlerween stance

I am tha bestboy

he can't sign autographs right now. he's busy. busy with important work.

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! I havnot bin raptured butt tha naybors havbin awfully qwiet.. . And comb to thenk of it whare haz Ludo gotten off to? He is PORBLY just under tha green chare butt .. .

The Genocide in Palestine And Fascism in the US: they are one and the same struggle. Writer and activist Nora Erakat uses the term imperial boomerang to describe a simple concept. You cannot arm and fund genocide, occupation, apartheid, and war crimes OVER THERE without consequences HERE.

I am pleased to announce that I will be a guest at RavenCon 2026! Come to Richmond in April to chat sci-fi, bones, and books with me, at the area's coolest convention!

Anyway, I am guessing there are other flag football leagues out there, but we go thru Flag Football Fanatics - if you want to put a team together in the future for your kiddo.

AV node: [screams] "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" Rest of the heart: "Adenosine anything."

£55k to be the CEO of bees. The BEO. Sign me up!

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Sleepy girl ❤️

RFK Jr. is radicalizing scientists. Some of them are running for office because of it. PhD scientist Dr. Jasmine Clark has had enough and she's running for Congress in Georgia to help restore sanity to government and make America a global leader in scientific development again.

If you have a Sinclair or Nexstar station in your area -Watch the local newscast tonight or sometime this week -Note the companies that bought TV adverts -Call them and let them know you will boycott them until they quit supporting that media company MONEY TALKS www.distractify.com/p/how-to-boy...

Best finance advice on this website. A step by step way to prepare your future. The order might change if you have high interest student loans (mine were 10-12% back in the day) and if you have kids who might want post high school training consider 529 in here somewhere.

Look I'm not the man to do this but if somebody isn't making a supercut of Rapturetok influencers realizing they have to remain on this dogshit planet right now then I don't even know why I have a computer anymore.

cOol tubes can also be forts if you hide behind them!

If you are in line for the rapture, STAY IN LINE