Ren faire ready!

While I find working on sequences like this a little boring, I'm pleased how clean this is looking. Next steps: work on a complete hip key...

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Beware the polyester pants on aerial silks.

Just crying on my treadmill like any other well adjusted human who is inexplicably very sad but also wants to be physically fit. 🙃

I WILL MASTER THIS DAMN IT.

My shoulder said hard nope to anything with straddle inversions today so I drilled some lesser used skills like the ankle hang. Perhaps one day I will be daring enough to drop into it.

Relish (sweet), diced white onion, ketchup, Dijon mustard, hot sauce, sport pepper, seasoned salt.

Had a lovely Merica birthday with all these beautiful people.

Block party time!

Stretching out!

Ok. Had to take the front frame apart and cut down the height a few inches (it was too tall to allow the PVC roof panels) but it's back together and the side are done. Progress!

Do you remember all the times you opened my blackout curtains while I was sleeping because I certainly do and now it's time for revenge.

Learned a new drop tonight! I love the exhilaration of letting gravity the wheel and trusting the process.

Doing stuff and junk!

Ok. Third date was lovely. They are lovely. THIS WILL GO HORRIBLY WRONG.

This climb is called the "Big Russian" (it makes sense in aerial vernacular) and if you think it looks hard, that's because it fucking is.

Finally improving on my 360 drops!!

Ok.... 2nd date this weekend... we are taking a beginning pole class together. I can say this is absolutely a first.

I fully anticipated complete disappointment with my date tonight but they were actually quite pleasant. Give it time. Letting the disappointment steep.

Doing some easy, fun stuff today!

Progress.

MEET IN A PARK FOR A FIRST DATE. I might have been born at night but it wasn't last night, I think not.

Well that was a first.

And Google was right, I can fit a 10ft 2x4 in my car!

Let's do this thing.

Gravity? I don't know her.

New cat condo is Mango approved.

Ok like $800 later, I think I have everything to begin!

Wonderful

I started with plans to build a window catio. I ended with plans to build an enclosed patio. Why am I like this.

Contagion the movie really missed an opportunity not calling out the toilet paper shortage.

After two weeks off to give my back time to heal, I'm fucking back baby. I had no idea how sad not performing aerial silks had made me. I almost cried tears of joy after class. Learned a new little trick tonight to take double figure eight footlocker to dancer foot locks.

If I were an action hero, this is what I’d say to the bad guy before the kill shot.

Me: *lays down in bed* Ah, long shift, time for bed. Mango: TIME TO PERFECT MY CARDIO ROUTINE, WEEEEEEEEEEEE

We had a lot to say to the birds today.

Peach also has a very adorable void brother Nyx.

Look at this face. How could I not give her everything?

I deeply dislike it when libraries gatekeep access.

I just finished The Bride! and I was super on board with this fresh, "feminist" retelling of the Bride of Frankenstein right up until The Bride finds out that Frankenstein lied about EVERYTHING, attempts to leave him on the side of the road and he starts to suffer from an itty bitty broken heart

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Yeehaw!

CAN'T STOP ME NOW

So I have about 20 minutes of me essentially doing this, trying to psych myself into a fallen angel drop but I just couldn't overcome my sense of self preservation. Next time. Next time. (You let go of the silks and do a 360 drop through your legs, back to upright)

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Nerds gonna nerd!

I'm so fucking tired of men treating women like disposable garbage. I'm so tired of women afraid of hurting a man's feelings because they'll kill her. Women's rage should be so much more. SO MUCH MORE.

Are they gay or are they brothers?

Sooooo close to a completely straight leg inversion!

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