Been discharged from therapy. All cured. No more depression in 2026.

First film of the year - Marty Supreme. Didn’t know what I was expecting but it certainly wasn’t that! Absolutely loved it. Excellent cast, hilarious script, absolutely wild storyline. Fully recommend!

you know an overdone social media trend hates to see me coming

2023 - norovirus 2024 - too much partying 2025 - ?norovirus again On a three year new year’s vomiting streak well done me! 🤢🙃

It was a long year but at least I never bought a Labubu

I’ve had three creatine/electrolyte gummies and walked back from big Sainsbury’s carrying the shopping so I think 2026 is the year I get jacked.

took the blind idiot to his grandma’s for Christmas and he had a lovely time, and I got to wear Apollo merch on Christmas Day ☺️

did our lil boyfriendmas and he’s absolutely hit the brief (also Apollo is having the best day of his life rolling around in wrapping paper)

God bless MyFitnessPal I’ve not used it for months but every morning it’s like “wanna tell me what you had for breakfast 👉👈”.

This holiday season I just really hope we can get MomTok back to its original intentions and we can reclaim the sisterhood 🙏

A second blind kitten has appeared on the local cat shelter’s website and you have no idea how much my boyfriend is having to talk me down from it but I would snap him up in a heartbeat. He’s called Jeff. He’s got enormous pointy ears.

guess who pissed on themselves after their bath at the groomers

My TikTok algorithm is insisting I watch a lot of 2026 horoscope predictions and essentially what I’ve learned is June 9th is going to be key for everyone no matter your sign and also I will absolutely find the one that says it’s going to be a perfect year and pin all hopes and dreams on it.

“Yeah just make me look like the side of a shop in Camden”

I have an adhd assessment today and I’ve gone through the 18 questions/diagnostic points to make notes. I’ve done them in the hour before the appointment and got to about question 14 before losing interest and deciding I would just wing it, so it’s tough to say what the outcome will be really…

Australian news reporting that the hero bystander here is named Ahmed al Ahmed. Muslim, father of two.

hanging out with bestie (who spent my entire therapy session trying to eat my toes)

The (completely blind) cat has just got up from his sofa nap, climbed on me, very accurately smacked me in the face apropos of nothing, and scarpered.

happy caturday from this handsome hero

For breakfast today I’ve had two black coffees, a cherry Lost Mary, and a sertraline. Follow me for more wellness and lifestyle tips!

cannot recommend Porto enough - gorgeous scenery, beautiful architecture, delightful people - what a stunning little holiday

Just realised this is referring to a church in North Carolina and not the Welsh singer

As if we got to see her in the elphabra

I love this scraggly little idiot so fucken much

good morning!

You think you’re a musical theatre fan? Let me introduce my boyfriend who earlier identified the actress, year, and country/tour of Wicked based on one defying gravity riff that came up on my TikTok feed.

me: i should go to bed early my brain: but what if we worried instead

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Finally cracking down on the income from Kelis’ yard www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/202...

baby boy ventured outside for the first time in probably his life ☺️ I’m so endlessly proud of him and so pleased with how well he’s taken to our home, he’s such a treasure

SCREAMING!!!!!!!!

if having a menty b and going on medication can I recommend doing it in the presence of the most loving little companion in the world, he’s been like my shadow the last few days following me everywhere and cuddling up to me endlessly, honestly pets are so good

Sertraline? More like sertraMINE. I’m trying here ok???

My GP asked me to fill out an e-consult for depression and have immediately given me a same day appointment based on the results? Is that… good? Did I win?

Lily Allen headlining Mighty Hoopla Hoopla is going to cure my depression.

When you finally receive some positive feedback at work

Give I’m off work cos of the menty b I’ve done the natural thing and ordered a hair dye kit 🤙

we may not have had a proper song of the summer, but between florence, cat burns and lily allen, we really have good competition for a sad girl autumn song

I got Jake a ninja creami last year so we could make healthy desserts like ice cream made from just bananas, or like yoghurt and protein powder. Anyway today I jammed eight creme caramels into it so that’s going well.

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Lily Allen if she was confused about Colombian cities: “Who the fuck is Medellin?”

Lily Allen if she was very familiar with a stringed musical instrument in the lute family and is generally plucked with a pick: “But you’re not a stranger mandolin”

After a couple of shifts that have absolutely pushed me over the edge I’ve been signed off work for two weeks (and then have annual leave) and I honestly don’t know what to do with nearly a month off? I suppose sleep in? Hang out with the cat? Eat healthily? Exercise? Normal things?

look at my little blind boy conquering going downstairs! he’s so fearless and brave, I’m forever in awe of him!

People who commute with no bag or anything terrify me. Just getting up getting dressed and leaving the house. Where’s your water bottle? Your lunch? Your brolly in case it rains? What do you mean you’ve got a job where you can just have the things you need in your office???

🚨 huge news! my blind son made it all the way down the stairs and started to explore the kitchen all by himself (also look how adorably tiny he is despite being a fully grown adult)

Neighbour just popped round asking for a spare bog roll and as I handed it over she’s like “I’ll bring it back!” … please don’t?