Pro: didn’t have the Sunday scaries cos I didn’t have to go to work this morning Con: I now have the Monday scaries cos I’m back on nights again tonight 😐

gemma collins at the radio 1 teen awards:

he’s SO furious everytime I go out into the garden lol

in my football shirt era

Woke up naturally at 5:45 am on a Saturday, had a sensible breakfast, went out and did 6 km with sprint sections, showered and dressed by 8:30???? What’s happening? I’m not ok?

In a “bizarre shit brains do” I have woken with an ear worm that is a rewriting of American Pie to teach kids about Pi I last heard in a maths class in maybe 2005???

I would say the current 31 degrees low humidity is ideal holiday weather and if it could just stay like this I’d be thrilled?

proper flop

when I’ve done some obs but couldn’t make the thermometer work

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

Oh I read a thing about this! All of them wanted to be bright for brand recognition etc but they all used marketing research firms that were like “pink is the next big color” so actually you can’t really recognize any of the brands! And it’s a whole marketing fail

me & my first Pokémon game

I am watching “the football”. C’mon the lads. Etc.

Another day on clown island!

I miss the old door.

New drag name: TLDR Swinton (she’s a very busy lady)

“sports”

wee garden update - honestly love doing this so much? it’s so therapeutic to be out there in the sun with music on caring for plants and trying to curate a little cottagey oasis

how do you do fellow kids?

In a real girl math move I’ve made a spreadsheet of savings I need to make for things I need to pay for and everytime I don’t buy something I thought about buying it I’m adding it as a saving 🤙

father’s day

Jesus Christ Superstar opening night, fair play very very good

Got a few new bits

RFK Jr. says that HPV vaccine is “dangerous and defective”. A new study from England shows that HPV vaccines have reduced deaths from cervical cancer to ZERO for women aged 20-24. Significant reductions in older age groups were observed as well, though the latter have lower vaccination coverage.

I wear football shirts* now *if they’re pretty or camp

The GOAT of live performances. Five gigs and I’d go a million times more.

I’ve just had a discussion with the woman in Argos about whether I want to protect my toaster against accidental damage which might be the point at which I top myself because it’s finally over. Life has been lived. There’s nothing left.

Group of teenagers lurking outside a Curry’s trying to bully you into buying them an iPad so they can go on Pinterest

Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)

Once again debating whether I should get really into football. Make it my personality.

just weighed myself having not run for a month, relied on deliveroo while revising, been to a festival, and then been on holiday… need him asap…

birthday reunion with me baby boy

12 days’ difference and the garden has done beautifully!

dawn over newfoundland is very pretty (and a bit bisexual)

me making eyes at the BA first class check-in agent…

just had one of the best meals of my life to finish the wonderful Mexico holiday; Mexican/Indian/African fusion Michelin star restaurant Also adorable them explaining what a biryani was to my half-keralan boyfriend…

saw these sweets and the packet says you’re their biggest customer

Fair play the atmosphere in Mexico City for the World Cup opener is INSANE

she was very good in Ugly Betty x

i love these "talking to my boss like im an AI posts" so so much

I’ll make a ham out of you

Given its pride month we should be calling it the Gay of Hormuz x

not me buying Japan’s away shirt for the World Cup when I’m neither a football fan nor have any ties to Japan just cos it’s camp af

This is Chootie. He looks like a dog, but from one of those 15th century paintings done by someone who had only ever heard about dogs. 12/10 (IG: chootieboy)

I will be requiring an extra heavy baggage charge for the flight home

I see your cuck chair and raise you the cuck bathroom bench?

Oaxaca? I hardly even know ‘er! Absolutely stunning. 10/10. Cannot recommend enough. Could probably spend a year here.

Vapes are totally banned in Mexico and as much as it’s nice to have a reason to give it a rest and I’m surprisingly fine without them, the amount of times I can’t help thinking the whole experience would be enhanced by a delicious Juicy Peach Lost Mary?

went up a big mountain to look at some well old things (also featured: the ancient Zapotec ruins of Monte Albán)

spoke to the driver and he said he knew you