Do you think anyone considered doing the boyfriend from The Devil Wears Prada for the drag race movie villains runway?

So you’ll never guess what

Adding a new citrus element to my signature lentil soup today, wish me luck

Happy Oh Mary! new casting announcement day to all who celebrate (London edition)

Drag name: Ramona Hummus

Today at lunch a friend completely unprompted said that my arms are looking big and yes I will be dining out on that for the foreseeable future

She’s so me fr

Okay fine I’ll watch all of Dimension 20 from the beginning again I guess

Welcome to the stage

Talking about the upcoming Robyn (and inevitable Jesse Ware) tours has me reminiscing about my previous concert outfits and wow I really need to fire up that sewing machine/warm up that glue gun again some time soon

Jessie Ware truly cementing her status as one of the gays in that she also wants to be Orville Peck

@glitterstrands.bsky.social justice called cigarettes analog smoking and I am obsessed

So I had a hookup recently where we took Polaroids during and honestly I have never felt so SEXY in my LIFE - very chic, very retro, very 70s, 10/10 would recommend

You chose booksmaxxing, I chose looksmaxxing

Does anyone else remember the time when clicking skip trailer on BBC iPlayer would take you to an advert of people skipping or am I having a fever dream (again)?

Friends fear he is planning on-location photoshoots again

I love lent because I love giving up

I fucked up my lower back by growing my ass too big and it couldn’t support the weight, and that’s why I haven’t been able to walk properly for a week your honour

Just saw a video of Neil Buchanan doing a big art attack, nature is healing

What you’re all forgetting is that Saint Valentine was also the patron saint of epilepsy and beekeepers, so even us singletons can join in the fun by slathering ourselves in honey and watching that one episode of Pokémon that got banned in Japan for making people have seizures

I have decided to live as a bed from now on

I’ve bumped into so many colleagues unexpectedly today, I don’t know how many disarming smiles I have left in me

Just smashed a triple body weight leg press, I’d like to thank Lady Gaga for releasing G.U.Y. and fuelling this performance in personal excellence

The ancient texts are being lost so doing my duty to educate the children

Cha-Cha DiGreggorio might have been the best dancer at St Bernadette’s, but what they don’t tell you was that St Bernadette’s was a nursing home

One day I will crack this joke that’s been rattling around in my head since December

Happy seventh annual Laura Dern Day, please be reminded that you are LEGALLY OBLIGATED to watch this masterpiece *at least* once today!

Huge day for fans of things rapidly sliding downhill.

Once On This Island was INCREDIBLE tonight and when Daniel gave Ti Moune the silver coin at the end at least four people around us kissed their teeth and one muttered “nah that’s crazy” so it’s safe to say the Theatre Royal Drury Lane found its audience

Clearly missed the memo that it’s short boy power hour at the gym, there are three of us in a row and it’s genuinely a little inspirational

Has anyone else seen that Melania film? I had no idea that her dad was a sleazy used car salesman and her headteacher used to lock kids in a cupboard called the chokey

One time I dropped by my boss’ office to ask her a question and caught her googling ‘how to politely tell a colleague their breath smells’

I don’t have the cheeks for a thong in the same way that I don’t have a pelvis for a futon

I have a sleeper build in that people take one look at me and think “there’s a guy who takes a lot of naps”

Fame is a gun and I point it blind

Post soul on main

Friends fear we have reached peak performative male(?)

If you saw me heading straight from My Neighbour Totoro to Sweatbox because I have duality and contain multitudes no you didn’t 😇

Very pleased to report that it’s TV’s @thekatebutch.bsky.social’s world and we are all just living in it

I was saying Boo-urns Night 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

I mean it’s one glambot, Michael, what could it cost? $10?

Someone on a Teams call today said “I don’t want to come in like a bull in Chinatown” and I can already feel it entering my recurring bit lexicon

At my 29th birthday party, everybody who attended got a birthday present of their own to open as they left. All small, stupid things that remind me of them. I got one of my closest friends a framed postcard of one of his favourite ever tweets. Tonight, over two years later, he finally turned it over

In the Cars universe, do they take out car insurance or life insurance?

£15 is my favourite price to pay for a ticket - I’ll go see pretty much anything if it’s £15

Me when I saw a deer on my walk just now:

Pre-sale for Sunday in the Park with George but only for people that can sing (Not) Getting Married Today at the original speed (me)

Stephen planned his Traitors outfits with the precision of a Drag Race runway package, and honestly I’m here for it

Just got back from being trained by an FBI agent in the beauty of micro-expressions, did I miss anything?

I like to think of myself as quite an open-minded person, I’ve tried those Jaffa Cakes with non-orange fillings for example, but if there’s one thing I will never have space in my heart for it’s music with a male vocalist