So the President of the United States illegally taxed our groceries, clothes, and other basics goods for nearly a year. Where’s our refund?

START MEETINGS ON TIME if people aren’t there, that’s their bad

By now they should be known as the #TrumpFiles we all know he owns his crimes in them and has more mentions than everyone other than E.

There’s a seven year old boy hospitalized in Greenville, South Carolina with measles encephalitis. He can’t walk or talk or feed himself. This didn’t have to happen. Please vaccinate.

Arrest them all 🔥🔥🔥 #epsteinfiles

Here it is, your moment of zen.

If this country was truly “pro-life,” we would have Medicare for All, a Green New Deal, gun reform, universal child care, and a living wage. The right-wing agenda isn’t about “life.” It’s about control.

Me as a pediatrician: aww every kid is a winner Me as a parent watching the Olympics: dammit my kids are all losers #olympics

Please vaccinate. www.ms.now/opinion/meas...

Raise your hand if you’re still pissed about the racist video of the Obamas Trump posted, even though it’s already 3-4 scandals ago 🙋‍♂️

A handyman from Florida who received a pardon from President Trump for storming the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, was convicted on state charges of child sex abuse and exposing himself to a child. n.pr/4tx7oVq

If I had a Subway Take it would be that a pickle doesn’t belong on *any* restaurant plate. The juices make it impossible to just remove/ignore it. If you really love them, ask for them, and the rest of us can enjoy our unscathed meals in peace.

“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.” Works for me.

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Y'all, I've about had enough with recipe sites being so covered in advertisements I can't see the recipe. But having a link for a cheese fondue recipe lead to a weight loss site is just mean.

First shot: sugarcane The backbone of Puerto Rico's agricultural economy since colonial times Still used to make rum of course!

Three things that are undeniable: 1. Black people portrayed as monkeys is an old racist trope 2. The President meant to channel that with the AI video. 3. Barack Obama was a better president and man than Trump has ever been or will be, and everyone knows it.

Happy Black History Month! It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. These carbon fiber foldable walking sticks are lightweight and strong. You can fit them in a bag! And they come in 3 great patterns!!! Store: Bibipins.com

I just wanna live in ordinary, precedented times.

Over and over and over we ignore actual, reasonable uses for new technology and instead run towards sexy but stupid and practically useless ideas.

And they're both performing tonight 😭

#MedSky @dennisrenmd.bsky.social

tell me five classes you took in college human sexuality dada & surrealism medical microbiology science, society, & self (literature class, read Jurassic Park) self defense

None of this would have happened if you actually understood who was in charge of the price of eggs or gas. Oh and you're still a racist

BREAKING: The Senate just blocked a bill that would have renewed ICE's budget without real, enforceable changes. This is a direct result of hundreds of thousands of people across the nation demanding that our Senators vote no.

I’m not saying correlation equals causation, just saying maybe it would stop snowing if y’all PUT AWAY YOUR CHRISTMAS LAWN DECORATIONS

Me: hospital admin never tells us what’s going on! Also me, every global email: *immediately delete*

Your dog right after you paid off all your credit card debt and right before you’re about to leave for vacation:

“Imagine how they lie when there’s no evidence to contradict them.” Watch this powerful message from Jon Stewart.

Wide Awake at Three AM —a menopause memoir

Alex Pretti’s coworkers hold a moment of silence for him. Devastating and infuriating. Nurses want peace.

I just wrote a @theactionnetwork.bsky.social letter: Tell Delta: ICE OUT NOW. Write one here: actionnetwork.org/letters/tell...

Preparing for the upcoming snowstorm by ranking my family from most to least edible.

Me: 4 years of college, 4 years of med school, 3 years of residency, 3 years fellowship, double board certified, manage medically fragile patients with complex, progressive conditions Also me: use calculator to figure out dosage of 2 ml of medication that’s 100 mg/5 ml #LetMeBeYourDoctor

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

This is what I continue to work on every evening - it helps calm my nervous system after a day of following the latest news. About 75-80% completed 💚

Like clockwork 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

I just took a ride with Uber, and my driver is from Venezuela. He spent the whole trip expressing concern that the same shift from democracy to dictatorship he saw in Venezuela is happening right now in the United States. He’s absolutely incredulous that Americans are allowing it to happen.

The threshold for taking our dog to the vet vs kids to the doctor is a boo boo vs exsanguination #sorrynotsorry

Am I tired or hungry or bored or just drowning in existential dread

no greenlander ever called me a libtard

Men who defend Jonathan Ross for murdering Renee Good are not safe to be around. End those relationships.

There is a time & temperature in every Chicagoan dog owners life where they think Yeah, I’d rather clean up shit in the house than take them out in this 🥶

Frame it.

HOO HOO HOO ♥️🤍♥️

Two people you should never trust; A religious leader who tells you how to vote, and a polition who tells you how to pray.

Pew Research Institute (2023): • Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants • Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants • Blue State Minnesota has 130,000. And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration." It's *not* about immigration.