2026 is not starting off on its best behavior

I would love it if someone just gave me an idea for dinner Then bought everything, made it, and dropped it off at 630 #parenting

you could probably capture our president by writing "nobel peace prize" on a pie plate and putting it under one of those boxes held up with a stick tied to a string

Any Jared Kushner sightings in Venezuela yet scoping out the beachfront areas?

The very things that annoy you about kids are the same reasons y’all get on here saying you hate small talk and don’t speak to your neighbors. It’s hyper-individualism. It’s easier to project that discomfort onto the most vulnerable rather than examine how disconnected we’ve all become.

You don’t have to want kids or even enjoy being around them. But it’s also worth unpacking why kids simply existing, learning, or having unmet needs reads as “annoying,” “unlikeable,” or “bad behavior.” This collective discomfort with noise, need, & vulnerability is why many ADULTS are struggling.

It’s the United States that needs regime change.

Huh, so now 95% of convos with my friends & parents begin with updates on who’s in the hospital and/or recently passed #ThisIsAlmost50

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Us/US: hopefully 2026 will be better 🙏 Tr*mp: here, hold my aspirin

It's an old and obvious pattern. An unpopular president - failing on the economy and losing his grip on power at home - decides to launch a war for regime change abroad. The American people don’t want to “run” a foreign country while our leaders fail to improve life in this one.

RFK, Jr must be so proud.

watching again because husband didn’t see it televised. only in person. 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Gap Unveils New 'For Kids By Kids' Clothing Line

The only thing less surprising than celebrities using GLP-1s to lose lots of weight is the media blasting those (mostly women) now deemed “too skinny”

Magic Johnson was the grand marshal of the Rose Parade today, and as someone who remembers his November 1991 HIV announcement: if you had told anybody that day that he would be alive and healthy 34+ years later, I don't think they would have believed you. Medicine and research—they work.

Hoo hoo hoo! #RoseBowl

Living on central time is so anticlimactic

On the phone with hospital IT for 45 min while family watching The Pitt in the other room; love, love, love The Pitt but no one on hold or talking to the help desk is a huge omission, amirite?!?

I’m OMG YAY WE GOT A NEW DISHWASHER EVEN THOUGH THE OLD ONE WAS TERRIBLE BUT STILL *TECHNICALLY* WORKING years old

Wild to me that in the midst of respiratory virus season, with people coughing everywhere, that wearing a mask is remotely controversial. Seatbelts. Motorcycle helmets. Ski helmets. Condoms. All things that give some protection, have little downside, and that don’t need the punditry weighing in 🤷🏻‍♂️

35 million Americans live in poverty, and yet, this is what our president is focused on.

Holy shit if you go into a public bathroom stall, your phone call needs to end

“2026 is the year I get my shit together,” says Amelia Bedelia, about to have the worst year of constipation in her life.

Scientific method and The Peanuts 😉

The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little." ‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.” So a napkin is a little tablecloth. 10/10, no notes.

Me: Hate how doctors suddenly discover how terrible a condition is once they have it, like patients haven’t been passionately telling them all along Also me: fuuuuuccckkk, insomnia is THE ABSOLUTE WORST

unironically a good idea

Me: All good? Thinking pizza for dinner but need to find GF restaurant. Wonder about 6 or 630. I’ll be a bit longer here, finishing up a few things. Sending Z back on shuttle, meet her at transportation center pls. Lmk if you need anything. Love ya! Him, 2 hrs later: 👍

When you realize Santa is a neurologist 🤯

Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.

Hubs asked yesterday what dessert we were having for Christmas. Like I didn’t just bake 20 dozen cookies.

Merry Christmas to those celebrating and Best Wishes to fellow MOTs at slopes, movies, and Chinese restaurants ❄️

I just got a DM from someone that pirated my game. They said (paraphrasing) that with hindsight the game was absolutely worth the price, and were asking my preferred avenue for them to buy it (Steam vs Itch). I've gotten a lot of great DMs from players, but this one is probably my favorite.

Gotta say, as a survivor, I’m not super loving this thing where the Department of Justice is running a cover-up of evidence the President sexually abused minors.

Looks like our kid who wanted a warm weather vacation instead of skiing is going to get their wish 🥴

CBS NEWS: “We can’t report on the current murdering spree until we get the serial killer’s side of the story.”

My husband reads directions many times before attempting the project. I think directions are only a default if you can’t figure it out on your own. Anyway, it was nice while it lasted.

How do you hold a moonbeam in your hand?

The struggle is real

yes.

The thing about RFK jr. being a terrible head of health and human services is like…yeah. Yeah, he is literally the worst possible person for the job.

you can’t call yourself a midwesterner if you aren’t watching this bears packers game right now.

The “save our children” crowd does nothing as kids die of guns, vaccine-preventable illnesses, and poverty 🤬🤦🏻‍♂️😢

Happy EPSTEIN Files Release Day Eve for all those who celebrate!!! 👍

Me: spends a billion hours reassuring family their child’s spells are not seizures *EMR autoreleases EEG result that states “it is possible to have seizures with no ictal EEG pattern noted on surface electrodes”*

me (singing): oh the people outside are frightful… *gets interrupted* music director: those are not the words. I’m not telling you again