As usual, Homer had it right #cyclospora

Keep thinking my kids’ executive function will improve but I’m 50 and still working on a talk I’ve known about since Febr, slides due tomorrow am 🤷🏻‍♀️

It feels ridiculous to be told my entire life the importance of reducing my energy usage and switching to stuff like LED bulbs and then read reports of energy prices spiking in many US communities due to data centers.

The longer we allow grandpa to rage post to distract from the EPSTEIN Files, the more danger he creates for the safety & security of the world. Any doubt he would use nuclear weapons in a heartbeat if he thought it would benefit himself? I'm with Maj. Jason Watson: IMPEACH. CONVICT. REMOVE 🇺🇸

Lindsey Graham died the way he lived, as a minor distraction from Mitch McConnell

Kids today have lost the fine art of bullshitting a 10 page paper from a single Funk & Wagnalls entry or from reading only the CliffsNotes. 🤣

Dear parents: do not promise “no pokes/labs/shots/bloodwork” to your children ahead of their doctors’ appointments. From, A tired pediatric specialist who doesn’t have magic x-ray vision into your kids’ blood

ALERT: Gov. Andy Beshear (D-KY) asks Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) to provide a health update to him and to all Kentuckians

At nail salons they need like one display with half a dozen of the most popular/recommended colors for those of us with decision fatigue, absolutely overwhelmed & paralyzed with the countless options 💅

Cheer up, USA. One of your soccer teams has won 4 World Cups.

we need a new game of just PK shootouts which are way more exciting than regulation soccer 🥅

But “persistent vegetative state” is only …

Your periodic, completely random reminder that brain dead is both a medical and legal definition of actually dead.

Senator is stable

FEARLESS Black Americans have been confronting hatred with dignity for generations.

By Dawn's Early Light. This morning in Chicago on Independence Day, America 250.

And the same for authors and books

😆😆😆 #archaeohistories

Describe the economy in a single sentence

Drowning is the leading cause of death in children ages 1-4 in the US. Thank you to @wgntv.com for having me on to talk about water safety for kids wgntv.com/news/medical...

If I ate lunch while working at my desk, I get to spend “lunch time” at Anthropologie. #GirlBossMath

For all the older attendier attendings on this academic New Year’s Day:

Summer in Chicago #heatwave

"Let's restore fairness in youth sports!" Ok, then we're going to fund youth sports in schools and communities, so that kids from affluent families don't have an unfair advantage?

When you’re an atheist but know God is absolutely correct

UNFUN FACT: The 2026 FIFA World Cup features 48 teams co-hosted by the US, Canada, and Mexico. Of the 48 participating nations, the United States is the only one without a universal health care system.

Again, money is not speech. Cartoon all the way back to 1997. www.nytimes.com/2026/06/30/u...

only took three coats to get to desired Ice Blue from initial Cyanosis

I'm very glad Rep. Kean was able to take time off of work and get treatment for his depression. Rep. Kean also voted for the OBBB, which will kick Americans who need to take a month from work to seek mental health treatment off of Medicaid because they're "able-bodied adults".

The Supreme Court today addressed one of the most pressing threats to the nation today: banning this high school sophomore from playing school sports with her friends 🫡🫠🙃

Some days I wonder why I chose a career in medicine. Others, I listen to my spouse on his business calls, circling back & running the numbers & talking to clients and I wonder no more.

This is a beautiful town and I hope it and everyone there are okay.

Of course we can be replaced with AI, we still can’t figure out how not to Reply All

I would never be good at professional soccer because it’s a personal rule of mine that if I have to get staples in the head because of my job, I’m taking the rest of the day off

Pediatrician Dr. Mildred Stahlman revolutionized the care of premature infants (incl a miniature iron lung). She spent her career at #Vanderbilt U. Med Center & is credited w/ establishing the world's first modern Neonatal Intensive Care Unit (NICU). She died #OTD 2024. #WomenInSTEM #medsky (1/3)

Some help required. Daughter lost her very special to her Coraline Cat (pictured) at the Kneecap Crystal Palace gig on Saturday night last. Incredibly long shot but means a lot to her. Any and all help very welcome. Pictured at the gig and previously visiting Big Ben.

extroverted introverts need Friday night to reset from the long week of people-ing

FYI, if a friend-ish texts you when you haven’t heard from them in a while, there’s an almost 100% chance they’re going to ask you a random medical question

Not ominous but big AF ⚾️

We’re spending an awful lot of time undoing lessons that previous generations already learned the hard way... and then putting them back because we re-learned the reason they were there in the first place.

took a personal day to accompany my husband for outpatient ortho surgery, brought work laptop, and going to *not use it* 🔥 please everyone praise me for bare minimum work/life boundaries 🙏

I have a lot of thoughts about this article. 1) Derm is a pink collar specialty. That means more women and lower pay than other specialties. You shouldn't discuss privatization in derm without acknowledging the gender pay gap in medicine. Ofc this article and the 2 male derms interviewed don't.

how many chocolate covered espresso beans is too many for a menopausal mama to eat past 3pm 😳 #AskingForAFriend

omg what is this oldest daughter, type A, high achieving perfectionism in me that makes my heart drop and think I’m being fired if there’s an email from a supervisor, even if it’s a reply from my original message 🤣 #TheStruggleIsReal

Boy Dads Girl Dads They/Them Dads Fur Dads Step Dads Sub Dads Figure Dads Coach Dads 2nd Dads However simple or complicated today is, enjoy the Dad's Day in your own special way 💜💜💜💜

Vaccines save lives. This is the FIRST time that ZERO cervical-cancer deaths have been recorded for this age group, and it’s thanks to the introduction of a vaccine against the human papillomavirus (HPV). Yes, you read that correctly. ZERO.

lol meeting up with dear friends from college and drinking just enough to think we’re young enough for standing room only section 🤦🏻‍♀️

peds superpower: we can estimate the age of the patient by listening to their clinic check-in crying