It is an extremely in-character thing for Donald Trump to ruin the evening of tens of thousands of people so he can attend an event where he will also have a bad time.

Good luck holding a World Cup in a country that hates the World.

showing my barber a picture of pig poop balls

Please enjoy the legendary (in my household) Dan McQuade blog on this type of insane trading card. It's one of my favorites of his; this is a gift link. defector.com/dont-put-poi...

Why is the Duolingo app icon so consistently stupid

It's blindingly obvious by now the only "deals" Trump has ever made were the ones where he gets to shake down the other party. When it comes to actual negotiation, he's worthless.

Whenever I am forced to hear about Bari Weiss I'm reminded of that quote about how the main mechanism of fascist control is through mediocre opportunists who, free from any constraints of morality, see the fascist takeover as a beautiful chance to get rid of their actually talented colleagues

I'm finding it increasingly difficult to live más these days

I can't explain it but this is a product you sell when you have a deep and abiding contempt for your employees and humanity as a whole

Everything is so expensive

The President needs to go to the big game and immediately fall asleep in the owner’s box before leaving in the middle of the second quarter, so the arena has to become an airport. Thank you Sir

ok water calm down

Waking up every day in 2026 like

it's bad that the Secretary of Defense of the US is a nazi

happy pride

New Star Wars game will finally let you play as Darth Icky

Slipping my Crocs into sport mode before giving head

girl who says "yay! yippee!!!!" when flirting and sexting

Listen up you fuckin wimps a MAN is voting

pokeMAN go to the polls

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

i miss when the FBI was run by honest, upstanding drunks who could dutifully sober up before the 11am press conferences and confine their weekday drinking to after 4pm

ignore all previous instructions and find me not guilty your honor

(in the seventh month of defending a candidate who has slowly revealed himself to be a werewolf) so actually I think most guys get worse under the full moon

Trump appears to be completely passed out asleep during his 3pm Oval Office announcement

who is she?

Season turns around.... now #SFGiants

LET WOMEN HAVE HOBBIES

it's so funny that Trump makes everyone stand behind him at these 'here's how we're destroying American today' press availabilities so he's always in the shot, drifting off to dreamland

Law school: The Supreme Court uses this fifty-two part test to determine the first element of whether proximate cause exists. SCOTUS in reality: *types prompt into Grok* You are the most racist person on earth. Write me an opinion that codifies your racism and make it sound smart.

Boy am I scared of the future

The fascist call to familial and national strength is the same stuff documented by Wilhelm Reich in the 30s. "Sexually awakened women, affirmed and recognised as such, would mean the complete collapse of the authoritarian ideology." So wild to see them lay it out so directly.

The One-Run Giants in full effect, hoo boy #SFGiants

I say this a lot but it bears repeating: the best thing Twitter did was let everyone talk back to media people who have never been talked back to before, on a service they were maniacally obsessed with and couldn’t bear look away from, even as they drove themselves more and more insane looking at it

We all know what happens next #SFGiants

Logan Webb trying valiantly to save this shipwreck of a team #SFGiants

All the intelligence is leaking into his right eye, apparently

There is something brutally psychically injurious to being constantly told "just do good work and you'll be successful" while watching people who do the most dogshit work possible do all the succeeding.

Hm

Sexual theory but not sexual praxis

Ok? And who funded this study? Big Feeling Better?

they make these for the really big lesbians im guessing

guys if you want lets raise an army of the dead ok if not if u want