not true

Kamala walking slowly across a pasture, carefully stepping in every pile of shit

Becoming a RETVRN guy but for pegging these fucking dweebs in the face with a dodgeball until they reach some semblance of normalcy

boycotts work. anyone who says otherwise is spreading pro corporate, pro government propaganda

Feels like everything is about to change all at once

Call me crazy here but if I knew I wasn't in the Epstein files I couldn't release them fast enough

if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp

Why do I get the feeling we're another step closer to a military coup

who's excited for të3-xÆq+ in 9 months to a year!!

Tonight's reading

thinking about this post for days

"It's gauche and uncivil to accurately describe me" is a core view of today's fascists

We need to make the biggest fucking tent you've ever seen labeled "decorum and bipartisanship inside!!!" and it's really just a glue trap

The YouTube mini player lined up nicely with one of my skeets

Bullet "evidence" startin' to get a little too specific and whatnot.

🎶I just know nothing bad can happen, I just know it can only good happen🎶

Who you are when your posts get 0 likes is the real you

Tag yourself, I'm an Imperial Survivor

unspent bullet casing found engraved with "I hope Handsome Genius Kash Patel doesnt catch me"

The magic words don't work anymore and they have literally no idea what else to do

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America 2025. Please Don’t Offend The White Supremacists

Every day, I pray for a world where everyone is kind and respectful of each other, regardless of gender. May unreasonable attacks against transgender people end🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 May today be filled with happiness and love for you all🤍

One of the most interesting things about Jimmy Kimmel, and what I loved most about his conversation with Bill Burr a few months back, was that they’re both middle-aged white comedians who heard how culture has evolved, took notes, grew up, didn’t get defensive, and became *even more* successful.

Why must all of our politicians be OUTSIDE THEIR FUCKING MINDS

Well, that was a roller coaster.

My professional assessment is that Ezra Klein is a moron @jezebeldotcom.bsky.social

Don't talk to me, I'm a dusty old skeleton in a threadbare cloak. There was a campfire here once but that was a thousand years ago

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

bro theyre reporting your ass to the high council. your activities are being observed with no little trepidation dog

we're taking over every tylenol plant, we got that Chinese Fake Gucci paracetamol that can turn rocks into autistic people, we out here on EVERY corner

Can you imagine being a translator and trying to convey this gibberish

Nothing bad can happen 🙂‍↔️ It can only good happen 🧘‍♂️

On the street, it's got a dozen names. Some call 'em White Devils. Simple, classic. Some cats call 'em The Levelers, 'cause they take you from a 10 on the pain scale down to a zero. Smooths you right out. You call it Tylenol. I call it death.

Spiritually this is the same video

The pain doesn't always recur, but sometimes there is the old phantom blade, slipping up through the entrails. A ghostly, spectral pain with no source, coming from everywhere.

Killing it as usual, sir

Going to go to Chick-fil-A with an order for "Jimmy Kimmel" and get people fired when they won't say the name

LOL FUCKING *TYLENOL*