yardwork is horse shit

it's friday night and you know what that means. that's right. now watching:

I don’t care for your hog but I will fight and die to defend your right to crank it.

souped-up fatbikes got me actin a certain way

I have no idea what this is

just saw a short lawyer

"Over the next week or two, I want very badly for the Avalanche to kick the Golden Knights in their golden nuts."

my advertising algorithm is totally fucked up

boo this man!!!!!

that's because the name is stupid and vegas is fake

the boys is over. I am free

NEW: The Colorado Democratic Party has formally condemned and censured Governor Jared Polis for granting clemency to Tina Peters. Polis is hereby banned from speaking or being honored at party events. 90% of CDP central committee members voted to reprimand Polis.

sorry to francopost

ALLEZ VICTOIRE

oh the Frenchman

how does traffic even exist just MOVE THE CAR 🗣️

christ how is it only wednesday

Gov Jared Polis told a Colorado Sun event that his decision to give clemency to Tina Peters "will be remembered fondly." He was later interrupted by protesters carrying an enormous banner reading EAT SHIT POLIS coloradosun.com/2026/05/19/j...

my favorite part of widow's bay is that dale dickey is here

every social media post jared polis has everyone in the comments yelling at him, even more so than usual

I'm not sure about that

hahahaha

COMMENTARY: Gov. Jared Polis (D) removed a standard line from Tina Peters' clemency letter which reads: "I believe you will be successful upon your release." If Peters is successful in helping President Trump overthrow American elections, that will be Polis' legacy.

sarah michelle gellar doing ads for shitty mobile games, it ain't right

my wife and I got boba and the lady gave us stickers to decorate our cups

they're trying a bunch of new stuff in colorado for traffic enforcement and every social media post about it is full of comments like "but im colorados most special boy and I should be able to drive with no regard for anyone else's safety or wellbeing" and it drives me fucking nuts

am I getting sick in May? this is bullshit

sloop john b narrator: this is the worst trip I’ve ever been on grandfather: oh ok well I guess I’m just the worst grandpa in the world too then. you know what fuck you

there has to be consequences for SOMETHING

sent polis a strongly worded email

talking to my wife about Peters and getting extremely pissed off again

I feel like there's something to say about how the entire colorado party didnt want this to happen but polis did it anyway. should one guy have that power?

everyone is so mad at polis. everyone. why would he do this.

this guy fucking sucks, he cant be gone soon enough

eating baby carrots rn

"The State of Colorado will soon be implementing free recycling services for all residential homes statewide. There will be no charge for this service." well thats fun, I had no idea

why edit a post when you can just delete it entirely if there's an error. if god wanted it to exist it would have been perfect the first time

saw a gorgeous woman smoking today

a new marvel vs capcom could heal the nation

Incredible

got my wife this handheld Oregon Trail game and im afraid ive lost her to the Trail

whats a professional way to say "you're wrong, and you're pissing me off"

I had to explain to two adults what the word 'nostalgic' meant yesterday

cool steam game I just found (I did not click on it)

3:20 pm two cups of coffee

inherited my grandpa's old bike and took it for a spin yesterday, did pretty good. however, I do not have his strong, calloused ass. bike needs a new seat!

one of my most prized possessions