According to data, people named "Cody" are most likely to be virtuous- least likely to fall into sin. "Gary" remains a name for the depraved.

I'm on dragon's den pitching the concept for shark tank but I don't realize it both already exists and is basically the show I'm already on

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes

When it’s only you and one other guy in the Discord VC

This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.

when you LOVE God but HATE the moon

You ever think about Void Stranger

I’ve defeated The Omega Protocol

Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine

how couples argue today WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA? HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse

You ever think about Void Stranger

At animation school I asked my professor if he thought Wallace would ever eat Gromit and he made me draw 10,000 frames of trees blowing in the wind as punishment

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

I just wanted to see how bad it really was. perfect, adobe. no notes. great tech.

JUSTICE FOR LISA GILROY 😡

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

@notquitereal.bsky.social i don’t think you’re still playing ffxiv but there’s a real solid woodwind melody in the newest expansion as the core version of one of the leitmotifs that riff on constantly youtu.be/o9BxsFNrhLs?...

Something i did has gotten google chrome news feed to show me ai clickbait cooking tips and they’re making me crazy

After weeks of saying she's seeing someone "who works in television," the girls find out Samantha is dating a Muppet. Carrie and Miranda have doubts, until he teaches Charlotte a song that helps her remember directions for walking home from the bus stop by herself.

FINALLY a version of Cheers where they kill each other

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

alright dershowitz, time to make good

in local crime news, someone stole all the reese's peanut butter cups from the five pound bag of halloween candy my wife bought from costco yesterday

no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

My therapist got me a book called “How to Live with OCD” but the problem is if I read any of the odd pages my mom will die

MARIO RPG HAS VIRGINITY???

I feel like if the people running the study never even contemplated the possibility of the most obvious result, the study probably underestimates how bad it actually is

imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm

wow, okay, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his cereal. didn’t realize he was a really scary vampire

Is this anything

Saving money is like jazz, its about the dollar's your NOT spending

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

C viper

how happy we’d all be if this was all the internet was for

Emily Wilder was reporting on a flotilla mission to Gaza when Israeli soldiers apprehended her ship in international waters. Here, she recounts her treatment in captivity: jewishcurrents.org/forty-eight-...

things bullets say

what a social scene, they both have so many amusing anecdotes about doing blackface or killing a nun

angela anaconda did not look good and i'm not afraid to say it anymore!!!

Okay this is a good headline

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

Lipitor would be a beautiful name for a baby girl