My therapist got me a book called “How to Live with OCD” but the problem is if I read any of the odd pages my mom will die

MARIO RPG HAS VIRGINITY???

I feel like if the people running the study never even contemplated the possibility of the most obvious result, the study probably underestimates how bad it actually is

imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm

wow, okay, unfollowing now. was a huge fan of his cereal. didn’t realize he was a really scary vampire

Is this anything

Saving money is like jazz, its about the dollar's your NOT spending

white house has joined bluesky click here to block all official us government accounts instantly bsky.app/profile/did:...

C viper

how happy we’d all be if this was all the internet was for

Emily Wilder was reporting on a flotilla mission to Gaza when Israeli soldiers apprehended her ship in international waters. Here, she recounts her treatment in captivity: jewishcurrents.org/forty-eight-...

things bullets say

what a social scene, they both have so many amusing anecdotes about doing blackface or killing a nun

angela anaconda did not look good and i'm not afraid to say it anymore!!!

Okay this is a good headline

got invited to the goblin group chat but none of them speak common so I'm just fire reacting random shit

Lipitor would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

if bluesky's gonna go to shit because of bad management can they at least add the "turn off this persons retweets" feature before then

smart guy in an rpg: hmm.. party member: what's wrong? smart guy: it's nothing. (20 hours later) smart guy: so it's true... i knew it.

Jane Goodall is survived by one son. Paternity testing has revealed he shares 98% of his DNA with a chimpanzee.

feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak

*walks up to a couple* So which one of you is the old lady carrying a boulder over her head and which one of you is the glass bridge

Öoo is $7.99 on Steam buff.ly/pbhngrO Deck verified

good one to stop for the day lol (turned the heat down to 0 and tried to go fast, succeeded)

y'all ever play hades 2 all weekend

*anything happens to me in any part of my life* solemnly: so mote it be

Hey man, what

Brennan reconnects with a former improv student at a taping of a Dropout show, because that's how it goes sometimes

settings > content & media > autoplay video & gifs = off

@yohosie.bsky.social almost matche dagainst you just now! game rules so far

Imagine Homer Simpson, It's easy if you try,

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

a soap opera I can't immediately identify is on and a woman just leaned over to a man in a hedge maze and said "isn't it obvious? I'm trying to acquire my own train" and they gave each other knowing looks while sneaky harpsichord music played, which is maybe an ideal sort of soap opera scene

*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk

I just wanted to see how bad it really was. perfect, adobe. no notes. great tech.

A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!

did you know nearly half of all parents are women

Was honored to write this piece for Jewish Currents. I hope it reaches the people that need to read it most. jewishcurrents.org/rhetoric-wit...

YES!!!!!!! Next question

Made some Magic: The Gathering cards

Celeste (Steam) is $4.99 on Humble buff.ly/zQgYC90 US eShop buff.ly/x394fh4 Deck verified also on PS+ Extra/Game Pass Standard

You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.

If I had a time machine that took me back to Sept 10, 2001 I would use it and then I would say "Hawk Tuah" before the Hawk Tuah girl could so I could be the famous one instead of her

An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life

Panacea and acacia should rhyme imo. Change one of them, i don’t care which

i don't think sagat is for me