i am being pranked in final fantasy xiv www.twitch.tv/coolgarydotn...

Shout out to this sprout who jumped all the way through The Tam-tara Deepcroft yesterday. #FFXIV

I find the best way to get to sleep is quickly and easily

i can't believe 2005 was three years ago!!

(piloting my mech near the grocery store where the plum juice i like is 5/$5) oh i should get plum juice

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

he’s responsible for what may be The Perfect Joke:

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

How many fishers with 6 magikarps you think jump you on this thing

This is what immediately popped into my head when I saw this

Saw a guy today at the grocery store with 10 boxes of Monster in his cart standing in front of the impulse drinks at the check out, think a little bit, then grab 3 cans of Monster.

insult? no, no. this is just a keto compliment sandwich

ladies DM me if you've got a

that scene from The Godfather must go fucking crazy in the Uma Musume universe

i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history

i think this boss in the new Criterion dungeon is my new favorite ffxiv fight www.twitch.tv/videos/27235...

so did i...

I once knew a man who was a fig newton

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

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i was prepared

This is an excellent rule for storytelling but also implies that Philip Pullman witnessed the death of God as a boy.

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has anyone gotten slay the spire 2 multiplayer to work? we're unable to join a lobby together

Four strikes is not that many

144. monopoly

@arcanecrystal.bsky.social well well well looks like somebody's enjoying final fantasy xiv content.....

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

is everyone excited for slay the spire 2

love when there's an article about how life is sustainable in the superheated waters surrounding a hydrothermal volcanic fissure on the ocean floor and then like six paragraphs in you find out the author's parents are chemosynthetic bacteria 🙄

thinking about the guy at the pharmacy last week who marched up to the register and said “i see your selection of combs is less robust than it was on my last visit here”

would you ever go to an area

I hate my foes so much

Remember, you can lock onto your opponents by pressing the R1 button. Try locking onto this post now. Ok. Well done. That's all I can teach you. I hear there are other posters that can teach you more advanced techniques out there, but you'll have to find them yourself. Good luck!

This event is insane

Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young