When the landlords dipshit brother is also named in the lawsuit

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

reclears going well

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

it's so easy guys. just check the raidplain. yeah it's in the MwZ19 one. but we we use the strat for bingo bongo 6 in the ioqwZ raidplain. no not that one. the uptime strat from the raidplain. the fYi8 one. no we do brain dead for bingles 7. the raidplan.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be

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Here’s a “I didn’t play for a week and now the Christmas event stuff started and every recurring revenue system reset requiring a new pop up” version that is somehow twice as long

dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad

gunbreaker waking up from piss gauge surgery: where is aurum vale? doctor: who do you think gave you the piss?

The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."

Shoutouts to Öoo. Really clever, bite-sized puzzle platformer. Each area presents you with a problem that seems impossible and then uses the rest of the area to teach you how it wasn't impossible at all even with the tools you had already. store.steampowered.com/app/2721890/...

According to data, people named "Cody" are most likely to be virtuous- least likely to fall into sin. "Gary" remains a name for the depraved.

I'm on dragon's den pitching the concept for shark tank but I don't realize it both already exists and is basically the show I'm already on

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

Dreamed I got a chastising message at work that said, “You should know the names of all the Muppets,” and someone stuck up for me, saying, “I don’t think this one has a name,” and they attached a picture of like a white Gonzo with no eyes

When it’s only you and one other guy in the Discord VC

This PlayStation patent submission will never stop being funny.

when you LOVE God but HATE the moon

You ever think about Void Stranger

I’ve defeated The Omega Protocol

Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine

how couples argue today WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA? HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse

You ever think about Void Stranger

At animation school I asked my professor if he thought Wallace would ever eat Gromit and he made me draw 10,000 frames of trees blowing in the wind as punishment

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

I just wanted to see how bad it really was. perfect, adobe. no notes. great tech.

JUSTICE FOR LISA GILROY 😡

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

@notquitereal.bsky.social i don’t think you’re still playing ffxiv but there’s a real solid woodwind melody in the newest expansion as the core version of one of the leitmotifs that riff on constantly youtu.be/o9BxsFNrhLs?...

Something i did has gotten google chrome news feed to show me ai clickbait cooking tips and they’re making me crazy

After weeks of saying she's seeing someone "who works in television," the girls find out Samantha is dating a Muppet. Carrie and Miranda have doubts, until he teaches Charlotte a song that helps her remember directions for walking home from the bus stop by herself.

FINALLY a version of Cheers where they kill each other

just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

alright dershowitz, time to make good

in local crime news, someone stole all the reese's peanut butter cups from the five pound bag of halloween candy my wife bought from costco yesterday

Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.

My therapist got me a book called “How to Live with OCD” but the problem is if I read any of the odd pages my mom will die

MARIO RPG HAS VIRGINITY???

I feel like if the people running the study never even contemplated the possibility of the most obvious result, the study probably underestimates how bad it actually is