This is what immediately popped into my head when I saw this

Saw a guy today at the grocery store with 10 boxes of Monster in his cart standing in front of the impulse drinks at the check out, think a little bit, then grab 3 cans of Monster.

insult? no, no. this is just a keto compliment sandwich

ladies DM me if you've got a

that scene from The Godfather must go fucking crazy in the Uma Musume universe

i think it's smart that the Wikipedia page for Chips and Dip opens with a "Rationale" section. a lot of people are flabbergasted to find out about this concept and need some grounding before they get into the history

i think this boss in the new Criterion dungeon is my new favorite ffxiv fight www.twitch.tv/videos/27235...

so did i...

I once knew a man who was a fig newton

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

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i was prepared

This is an excellent rule for storytelling but also implies that Philip Pullman witnessed the death of God as a boy.

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has anyone gotten slay the spire 2 multiplayer to work? we're unable to join a lobby together

Four strikes is not that many

144. monopoly

@arcanecrystal.bsky.social well well well looks like somebody's enjoying final fantasy xiv content.....

Woe, wall of astigmatism be upon ye

is everyone excited for slay the spire 2

love when there's an article about how life is sustainable in the superheated waters surrounding a hydrothermal volcanic fissure on the ocean floor and then like six paragraphs in you find out the author's parents are chemosynthetic bacteria 🙄

thinking about the guy at the pharmacy last week who marched up to the register and said “i see your selection of combs is less robust than it was on my last visit here”

would you ever go to an area

I hate my foes so much

Remember, you can lock onto your opponents by pressing the R1 button. Try locking onto this post now. Ok. Well done. That's all I can teach you. I hear there are other posters that can teach you more advanced techniques out there, but you'll have to find them yourself. Good luck!

This event is insane

Barbisol tastes so good when you don’t got a barber in your ear going my liquid my liquid

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

When the landlords dipshit brother is also named in the lawsuit

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

reclears going well

Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.

it's so easy guys. just check the raidplain. yeah it's in the MwZ19 one. but we we use the strat for bingo bongo 6 in the ioqwZ raidplain. no not that one. the uptime strat from the raidplain. the fYi8 one. no we do brain dead for bingles 7. the raidplan.

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

no al bhed rug pull here brudda, my coin's backed by yevon ya? praise be

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Here’s a “I didn’t play for a week and now the Christmas event stuff started and every recurring revenue system reset requiring a new pop up” version that is somehow twice as long

dreamed i won a salad making competition by googling "hitler's favorite salads" finding a listicle of hitler's 20 favorite salads and letting the judges know my opponent had made hitler's 17th favorite salad

gunbreaker waking up from piss gauge surgery: where is aurum vale? doctor: who do you think gave you the piss?