Why RON SIMMONS rules!

Solid as a rock

A movie you’ve seen more than seven times with a gif.

A fellow furloughed coworker posted this. Laugh so you don’t cry.

MONKEYTRUCK (2025)

Aye wtf was yall eating up there in Seattle back in the day?! 😂😂

I want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnnnnnnnng john silver's gift card

I thought I was having a bad night until I went to my Dollar General and was behind someone from Door Dash picking up pregnancy tests from Dollar freakin General. It can always be worse and someone is having an interesting night.

Roughly 1.4 million federal workers are going without pay due to the government shutdown. About half of them are furloughed, while the other half has been deemed essential and is working without pay. n.pr/4ngKyx3

Who slid him the Soul Glo 😂😍

We’ve hit the Ryan has started listening to Rage Against the Machine’s first album during this government shutdown.

At Seattle airport.

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

Free him.

George's full AB with in stadium audio only.

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Willem Dafoe https://theonion.com/home-depot-introduces-new-12-foot-tall-willem-dafoe/

What a surreal read. These old guys say they have a "moral obligation" to get back to making money off the booty shorts restaurant. Well put on the shorts then fellas. Nobody wants to work anymore

I’ve been hearing a lot about the band Geese and this song lives up the hype and more. music.apple.com/us/album/au-...

meetings after lunch on a Friday

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I am shocked it was pimento cheese. That drinker needed much heavier sandwich.

My neighbor Judy hits it out of the park again with her Halloween yard skeletons, this year the busted “Coldplay Couple”.

i gotta quite drinking and shopping online

Watching Office Space and thinking these are the heroes

he was actually having a flashback to the time he saw The Birdcage on the netflix menu

since Auburn basketball announced it would be playing an exhibition in Boutwell Auditorium in Birmingham — a classic Alabama pro wrestling venue — I thought it would be cool to do a graphic for the game like the old newspaper ads for shows there I had some free time this morning

how do you get stabbed in Indianapolis on your night off

not sure if there’s a more ridiculous time to get the yips

Hell yes! Bring back Grisham adaptations

Sorry I'm 7 hours late. I had to put the drawstring back in my hoodie.

The unsung heroes of America: lifelong agency workers at Social Security, Medicare, VA and so many other agencies who are staying there to ensure the American people are taken care of. They didn’t have to stay. They are being worked into the ground. Thank you with all of my heart.🙏

Doxxing us is wrong!

Everything is terrible but Rick Moranis acting again is a bit of light.

This is Millie. She's embarrassed by her new hat. Please help her. 13/10 thanks a bunch (IG: millie.the.boxerr)

Post a concert photo you took

Would you accept someone who lived to 61

Good for State but bad for my state. Truly this gif

A guy on tik tok onside kicks into random things

He literally looks like Arthur Poindexter from the Nerds

As you cancel streaming services, here is a casual reminder that only 16% of Americans read for pleasure anymore, and your local library has hundreds or thousands of books you haven't read. They would love to see you stop by and renew your library card.

Hey you wanna feel old as shit? The seniors on the "I'm a man, I'm 40" Mike Gundy team are now 40.