Thinking about a game

The soft glow of electric sex

I think we can all agree that Albanese gummy bears are trash. The 49ers of the gummy bear world if you will

Loser behavior

DOUBT

I never once set off the old X-ray machines at the airport. But these new body scanners TSA uses *really* don’t like me. They had to search my legs at Thanksgiving and this time I got the coveted “groin and buttocks” pat down

This 49ers playoff run

I had 2 pints at a work lunch today and I just want to go to sleep. I don’t know how John Schneider does it

The NFL is suspending Steelers WR DK Metcalf two games without pay for physically confronting a Lions fan during Sunday’s win at Detroit, per sources. Metcalf, who had reported the same fan to security last season, plans to appeal.

This 49ers playoff run

knock him OUT

Bo Nix should be fined for throwing a hospital ball to Pat Bryant

OUR Falcons

I stand with DK

Packers fans look away He Bosticked it

Kyle Monangai is 5’8” in boots

Remembering an obscure NFL rule that McVay didn’t have a problem with

don't flick me or my flea ever again

The All-22 of the play where Kubiak motioned Ouzts out wide is absolutely hilarious. The Rams D didn’t even bother covering Ouzts and then Zabel and Sundell got destroyed and Darnold went down

She’s beautiful

Good news on Woolen

The Seahawks should retire their new TNF uniforms. That’s the only game I ever want to associate with them

TROYMAINE POPE DID IT FIRST

al has been a reanimated vessel for monotoned cliches for years and kirk obviously has no interest in the NFL. how did they even get here its so lazy

Two of the best regular season games in recent memory and they both involved Sean McVay and Mike Macdonald

Whew 😩

Shout out to Josh Jones for surviving Jared Verse’s bullrush on Darnold’s game winner🫡

Puka made some insane catches. But man, Devon Witherspoon was so good tonight

So happy for Kupp too. That toe tap catch was amazing

Man I’m happy for Sam Darnold. Battled back and threw some fuckin DIMES on that drive. What an awesome moment for him. WHAT A GAME

LCHAIM BITCHES HAPPY HANNUKAH

House money

Ghosts

So uh, at least this is a team loss

Not loving the high leverage Kupp plays

Rams with more yards (252) and first downs (13) this half than they had in the entire game against the Seahawks in Week 11 (249 and 12).

Seattle's run fit philosophy is a little cocky, and EJ (and Leo probably) is the stylistic spearhead of that, and it still works in the aggregate, but tonight we're seeing the soundness of their technique(s) get stress tested

time for more line slants mike

Might be time for Woolen on Puka

Hate calling a pass on 3rd and 1 if you’re not planning on going for it

Hope the refs yuck it up in the group chat

I hate it

Man, that 2012 Seahawks team was special. And it was Harbaugh’s birthday

I’m going to make choripan this weekend and the Seattleite in me is dying to put cream cheese on it after reading this blurb

this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt