sorry to use ai slop to power this post but i believe in cal

Interesting watching the Raider fan base cope out compared to da twelves. It's equally fan-y, which is fine, but their wounds are distinct and it shows accordingly

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amusing game to game statline for genokun

Run blocking being suspect aside, feel like this game confirms that the Seahawks offensive floor is quite high. and to the point that now we get to dream about the ceiling as they continue to stack games together.

my eepuh is better than yours

one half of the matty f brown show is on site at Sunday Night Football

If Justin Herbert came out in the 70s his scouting reports would just read "well he's a little different but he's a big son of a bitch" with cigarette ash caked all over the page

woooh horton

It's Jason's favorite color analyst.

Bounce back game for Geno Smith. Bad, bad day for the Raiders defense that will need to do some soul searching after a somewhat promising first 2 games.

brad tourif's performance as grima is just delightful. so Shakespearean. almost camp but not, just complete commitment to the character.

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Seahawks offense thru 2 weeks compared to last year: EPA/p rank 2024: 18th 2025: 25th Success rate rank: 2024: 15th 2025: 12th Points per drive rank: 2024: 21st 2025: 24th

I want cal to get 60 so badddd and geno to get 50 so badddd

cone of shame, we adapt, we move forward.

My dog, Miles, has had a hotspot that he licked all the way down to exposed orthopedic plate for a fracture that I didn't know he had. Got him at 5, was not in his medical history. This dog has lived a million lives. Might need surgery, unsure.

Detractors will harp on the interceptions which weren't bad process, but Geno's inaccuracy was the bigger concern and equally perplexing. Like a pitcher losing their command for an outing. Bizarre.

living my best life (buddy bluff charged me)

www.youtube.com/live/6L43voT... Matty F. Brown Show, 9/19/25

Carroll's 2nd down problem followed him to LV. Similar as the 2020 and 2021 defenses: defending 1st and 10 well, having a decent enough late down gameplan. Hurtt solved 2nd down issues in 2022 & 2023... but at expense of everything else. I wonder if PG schemes 2nd down more or if a trade comes.

what the fuck is this drake thomas shit

you say "he's just a linebacker" i say "he's actually playing a kyle hamilton-kam chancellor hybrid role"

jfc

The Melatonin Fox has visited you. Take one melatonin to honor her.

Theoden no longer recognizes oomf from opp. Not even his own day ones.

Terrell Bernard that's my guy

it's jordyn brooks night in america

i hope i get attacked by an owl tn

marked SAFE from "ernest jones" and "knee" occupying the same row on an injury report

What's in Boye Mafe's protein shakes.

Ernest Jones' middle hook drop killing dagger. SEA playing TCU Special or a variant. He visions #1 WR's fin route, & instead of biting on it, melts back into dig window. With #2 and #3 vertical, probably knew off tape study he was getting high-lowed. cov scramble --> cov sack

You can't even stick your hand in a g*d d*mn shredder anymore🤬

3x2 split flow drive google "strong curl takes #2 back for a 3 yard gain" for further information

Outside of that one big run toward the end of the game (and Pittsburgh was misaligned) Seattle can't really run well out of 2-back. They get stuffed everytime. It's more of a structure/tendency thing than execution--Outzts is a good blocker when aligned as a TE.

My "I promise I'm not mixing them🤣" quip killed last night when handing the Trader Joe's cashier two items, a jar of a salsa and a carton of half-and-half.

calling your chief opp a "herald of woe" is so funny. grima wordsmith

My favorite Darnold play v Pit. 3rd & 1 & Kubiak calls a real play. Frontside options don't materialize. Stays on platform late in the down w/ a slowly constricting pocket & progresses to backside dig. Sam ripped a lot of digs in Minne but few of them were actually backside.

steelers defense giving false gonna be a weekly thing or?

All 4 NFCW teams feature in the top 12 of defensive scoring (points per drive).

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you know for a while there the avignon papacy was arles' hottest club

the spongy moth knows not that it is invasive

in fairness cal was due

Kubiak throw the ball you luddite.

Surveying of prominent defensive trees' defenses through 2 weeks. Macdonald 1st img Carroll 2nd img Fangio 3rd img

They would have rooted for Harbaugh 49ers atp if they had a re-do

sweetie mommy needs you to 3x2 split flow drive strong curl takes 2 back for a 3 yard gain