All of this shit started when they dug up that little idol of the demon Labubu in the Iraqi desert.

Y'all please quit changing all your shit... I'm confused enough as it is

Unless golf involves multiple scenes of goose related assaults, I don't give a fuck.

This Halloween, the vampire bats would like to remind you that their culture is not your costume.

“Whatchoo need? I got big bones, I got small bones, I got rawhides, I got chew toys - and not the cheap shit, either. It takes a week or two to get the friggin’ squeakers outta these bad boys.”

a lane on the freeway only for people who need to pee really bad

It’s a Nice Day For a White Wedding, Charlie Brown

Golden reflections 💛🖤 in beautiful Bath #WeekNForNights #AlphabetChallenge #Bath #photography #EastCoastKin

Grimace if he sold crack

GOD: Move that cloud. ANGEL: Why? GOD: Just do it. ANGEL: Okay. GOD: Now, make the sun brighter. ANGEL: Sure. GOD: *giggles* He’s got a boner. ANGEL: Yes sir, very funny. GOD: Being me is fun.

Your ass looks great in those jeans, try the salmon.

What's your sign

Had a bit of engine trouble on the first ride of the season

Rapture Review: ★☆☆☆☆ Service was terrible, no one showed up to collect me. Sat outside all morning with sandals on for nothing.

[movie trailer announcer voice] it’s very hungry again. but this time… for blood. this fall The Very Hungry Caterpillar is back.

Fred Brown recreated Banksy’s removed mural on Scarborough beach. Amazing.

Discovering some magic in water droplets using a macro lens #photography

Portrait of Maria Munk (unfinished) #artbots #klimt https://botfrens.com/collections/109/contents/28589

I did not test the rains down in Africa nor did I pump up the jam but I did knock on wood

Don't be tempted by the discount rainbow roll at Redville Commissary.

I am mortal enemies with anyone who puts their backpack in the overhead bin instead of under the seat in front of them.

my husband got his COVID and flu vaccines 🥰

Will I eat potatoes today?

sometimes i worry that all the kazoo playing in the world isnt going to get us out of this mess

Crescent moon and Venus, early this morning. #photography

♫ ROOOOOOXANNE

Pumpkin spice restraining order

Controversial but solid list

One of these rich dudes invested in a food company with all proceeds going to kids in need. The other started Sundance Institute, boosting the lives of countless artists. Hey modern rich dudes, don't be a typical greedy AI crypto-prick, be like these two.

the angel on my right shoulder: maybe we should put the phone down the devil on my left shoulder: (wearing backwards hat) keep scrollin scrollin scrollin scrollin WHAT

The employee who was dealing elephant tranquilizers has been fired. If you booked a party at the zoo, make sure to bring your own drugs from home.

“Graphic design is my passion”

"we need to boycott this thing, we need to cancel that thing" my brother in christ, we can't even get people to stop posting on twitter lol

The penthouse suite of this apartment block at 236 Boulevard St Germain once belonged to Brigitte Bardot. The current owner has kept the original decor and rents it out for shoots and special occasions. A gray day today. I tried to catch something of the colourful 'then' rather than the gray 'now'.

Aglow by Vasily Kandinsky, 1928 https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137229

My mom keeps dinosaur figures outside to scare off raccoons who want to steal her garbage. She sent me a photo today. A large toad has found one of the dinosaur figures and befriended it. They are besties now.

We would like to thank Larry the otter for running our pilates classes while Gavin was busy bedazzling the cougar exhibit.

Galaxy #photography #macro

Enjoying Boy Dinner (Costco exploding wine, Panera Charged Lemonade, chips with the fat substitute that makes you shit yourself, Great Value radioactive shrimp, and Haribo sugar-free gummy bears for desert)

RIP Desi the Praying Mantis, taken too soon. He died doing what he loved best.

do you guys breastfeed or bottle feed your posts

I used to mix metaphors but that ship has flown.

The most deliberately cruel of geometric shapes is the vicious circle.

We are the daughters of the Etsy witches you couldn't burn

I have a friend from France staying with me and I just spent an hour explaining the difference between a "butt dial" and a "booty call."

Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

Who called her Mrs Claus and not Sleigh Queen?

I wonder what the baby back ribs song guys are up to. I hope they’re well