Morning Glow #photography

I didn’t watch the AI McDonald’s commercial, were the ice cream machines broken in that too?

We lost Quentin Tarantino in our ball pit two days ago, in case you're wondering where the crying and misogynist comments are coming from.

Last night’s gorgeous moonrise over Stonehenge, by Stonehenge Dreamscapes ❤️

ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤

Happy low tire pressure season to all who celebrate.

Knitting you a shawl with the lint from my belly button.

Just for the record, David Lee Roth claimed Panama in 1984.

neil armstrong: that’s one small step for man here on planet moon. houston: uh, neil, the moon’s not a planet. could we try that one again? neil armstrong: {breathing heavy} you guys, i think i saw a dog.

🎶I like average butts and I cannot lie! - Sir Mix-A-Little

huh behind today’s advent calendar door was a guillotine

There is sadness in her eyes

i found a sweater at the mall that i really want to get for my dad but the guy wearing it is being a total dick

Thanks to our resident Primate Linguist’s efforts to interpret Howler Monkey communication, we now know they’re mostly shouting for beer.

macy’s thanksgiving day parade 1988 elliott erwitt

The richest country in the world could easily house, feed, & care for everyone who needs it There’s no reason for an epidemic of homelessness There’s no reason people should be going without food or healthcare 50% of Americans can’t afford a basic standard of living Poverty is a political choice

No one deserves to starve. No one deserves to starve. No one deserves to starve. Most SNAP recipients work. They need SNAP because corporations refuse to pay a living wage. The rest are disabled, elderly or unpaid caregivers. People should be fed. Period.

now that im *looking* at the lyrics of frosty the snowman, i think it might actually be about someone who got high and tried to run from the cops

my spotify wrapped told me the exact date and time I would die

feels like a good time to remind y'all that your gay apparel is dry clean only

The camera and the snow #photography #leica

who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there

Tis the Season #photography

The meerkat enclosure will be closed on Sunday so they can get right with God.

Many patrons like to take a dip in the river to wash away their bad luck. We believe the leeches in the water add something to the cleansing ritual.

We stand firm in the belief that our handler erred on the side of caution when he tranquilized the child in the Tigger pajamas.

It’s not true that our wild bear habitat only contains a Billy Bob robot from an abandoned Showbiz Pizza Place. We also put a jukebox in there.

a corgi is an enchanted loaf of bread

there are some people who post because it's their job, some people who post like it's their job, and some people who post in spite of their job. you really want to avoid that second one

take this buzzfeed quiz to find out which horseman of the apocalypse you are

“I AM A GOLDEN GOD!”

i'll bet don draper absolutely destroyed the executive men's room at sterling cooper. like just polluted.

Ladies, when a man sends flowers to you at work, he's just marking his territory. Think of it as lifting his leg on your desk.

Rainy day black and whites + mood and feels in fall. Lightroom storytelling. Symmetry drama.

Postbox in the Langdales one November with mist and a dusting of snow over the Langdale Pikes, Lake District. #LakeDistrict #PostboxSaturday #Landscape #Mist #Snow #Photography

ODIN SKYLINE CLEANSE 🐕🖤

Peaking Out #photography

Dawn had to keep reminding herself that this was just temporary, and she was only doing it to put herself through law school.

We’re trying something new this weekend and opening up the first Human Petting Zoo. Please don’t make it weird.

This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.

As long as we’re clarifying the appropriate age for rape? What age can I cut off a ballsac? It’s 79 isn’t it?

Claire Danes should win the first and last Emmy for Best Holding Back Tears Chin Quiver

me: i’m going to make one of those diagrams that uses circles dracula: venn me: probably tomorrow

Memory foam never forgets your favourite positions

I'm no "hero." I'm just a guy who parks completely within the lines they paint on parking lots.

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith