wild... i saw that vanity plate in 2015

Go raptors!

Spring has arrived to the headwaters of the Taylor Creek. The larger of the two ponds, Terraview is out of the deep freeze, but not in full bloom just yet. #LoveTheRavines #RavineRambler #parksTO #springTO

"The One" now substantially taller than "One Bloor" #Toronto

ooh-la-la

"...X post today receives less than 3% of the views a single tweet delivered seven years ago." @eff.org is Leaving X: www.eff.org/deeplinks/20... Increasingly, X is a place of lies, rage and hate. Very little meaningful engagement. I hope more media, institutions, and politicians leave too...

Strait of Hormuz opening hours, brought to you by the City of Toronto. (The "P" stands for "petroleum.")

"Light Fossils" dinosaur light painting by artist Darren Pearson, known as Darius Twin, using a unique photography technique. The artwork is created using long-exposure photography, where the camera shutter remains open while the artist moves handheld lights to "draw" the figures in real-time.

who could have imagined that the newspaper owned by the ceo of amazon would suggest you piss in a bottle, for efficiency

Blue Jays win! best part was Shohei taking strike three called in the top of the 9th

whoa car drivers, eh?

one of the earliest lessons a new cyclist must learn is where to ride minimum 3 feet (1 metre) away from the curb any closer, and you'll be forever swerving around shit like this and what if on one of your swerves, that just happens to be when a driver does a really close pass? #BikeTO

No one ever talks about the moon that's inside the Earth. Its always the space moon that gets all the attention.

one fifteenth of a scaramucci

to boldly go

"A simple analogue solution to a digital problem" - the mechanical bike bell that can be heard through noise-cancelling headphones. www.skoda-storyboard.com/en/skoda-wor...

don't always agree with the NDP but the reason i will continue to vote for them in university-rosedale is because i don't want to vote for a party that would take marilyn frickin' gladu in its ranks.

If this keeps up the convoy crowd will have to take down their FUCK CARNEY flags

personal best www.maptap.gg April 8 98🎯 99🎯 96🔥 99🎯 99🎯 Final score: 983

vwalah!

don't talk to me or my son ever again

On this day in 1977...it all began ❄️ "Where Were You" Moment. The first game in franchise history: http://youtu.be/YNJQgZIQjUA

Spring at the Forks of the Don. Where the East & West Don meet under the Old Don Mills Bride. Well before the 1960s, before the West Don was rerouted about 70meters south to accommodate the reconstruction of Don Mills Rd & DVP. #LoveTheRavines #RavineRamble #EastCoastKin #DonValley #ForksofTheDon

If he’d threaten to murder an entire civilization, you can be pretty sure he raped those kids.

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Best post today. Overwhelmingly apt. 🏆

If you’re asking an LLM for HTML validation advice when the validator is right there (at validator.w3.org/nu/#textarea) then I posit you maybe shouldn’t be writing HTML.

#TOhistory the first Great Toronto Fire

😢 #TOhistory

The word of the day is Armageddon, as in, "Armageddon pretty fed up with this demented fascist."

gold 🏆

gold 🏆

All I’m saying is if you’re national media and the story isn’t “the president posted like someone in the throes of a maniacal rage with no filter or capacity for higher reasoning” maybe you shouldn’t be the fucking media and nobody should ever trust your reporting again

#OTD April 4 2016, i took this picture in E.T.Seton park a gentle reminder (as if today's temperature after yesterday's glorious warm sunshine wasn't enough) that winter in Toronto is never over when you think it is

::sees people talking about leaving bluesky because they aren't getting engagement:: ::looks at media tab, sees none of their work has alt text:: ::scrolls feed, seeing amazing artist after artist i can't share because they don't post alt text:: truly: it is a mystery

Ich see trees of grene Redde roses too Ich see them bloome For me and you And Ich thynke to myselfe What a wondirful worlde Ich see welkin blue And cloudes of whyte The brighte blessid daye The darke sacred nighte And Ich thynke to myselfe What a wondirful worlde www.nasa.gov/image-articl...

"But what if someone lies and cheats to get..." I don't care. Just give it to everyone. "But they don't des..." shut up. What do YOU deserve? Oh, everything you want? Everything you think you need? "Oh that's different, you see, I..." No it's not and no you don't.

harsh accurate, but harsh

may you live in interesting times

i just hope the world survives all them evildoers

Yes, it's the cyclists that are causing this. And bike lanes. No doubt about it.

Florence Moosengale is ready for SPRING #Toronto

effective today, Mount Pleasant Cemetery is on summer hours so right now that means i can skulk for OVER AN HOUR IN THE DARK #Toronto

April 1/2000 The Lula Lounge sign burned bright as the pandemic descended.

Mayor Chow seems to have embraced the powerlessness of the office in the face of an overbearing provincial government and a renegade police service as some sort of virtue of conciliation and compromise.

See? April Fools is just depressing now 🫤

I hope everyone’s learned their lesson about “let’s run our government like a business” bullshit Businesses can be run into the ground Not really supposed to do that with governments

was just reminded that tomorrow is april fool’s day and especially this year can we just… not, please

you'll need a tissue or two

Ugh. It’s impossibly difficult to say goodbye to this fiery, funny, compassionate person. He opened our hearts and made us believe we could move mountains—in a good way. Condolences to all who loved him. I hope one of his last acts was a celebration of his son’s achievement on the weekend.