Looking back on the video where Jesus is super into having a guy start a small business instead of multiplying loaves and fishes

“All cities are walkable if you’re not a bitch.”

I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡

What a way to go out

For the third time in as many weeks, I've gotten to bring up @cpsc.gov at work. I feel like I need to put this in my upcoming performance review.

I mean fine but if Mamdani was Spider-Man the editor of the big local paper would have a completely over-the-top and underexplained vendetta against him

this technology that i cant even get my own employees to use without literally threatening them is definitely going to be profitable one day

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

@pilnok.dad Have you heard about this dog that can understand languages?

Never would have pegged Katie Miller as Chudverse Helen of Troy but here we are

i shit you not, i just looked this up: Twitch Plays Pokemon got the second badge in about 50 hours

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

“THE LAST THING SOMEONE NEEDS IS A SLIPPERY WIENER” - thank you commentary.

hey. they're about to race 6 weinermobiles around the indianapolis motor speedway. they have the main indycar commentary team. they are about to do the oscar meyer song instead of the anthem. please watch this youtu.be/mMab9343WVA

This is a guy who argues with his nutcase MAGA sister-in-law on Facebook. Truly a Pope for the internet age.

jd vance is going to kill a second pope

Using AI was already bad, but with the recent news about people being let go and replaced by AI, I'm bailing on Duolingo. Next month would have been 6 years since I started Mandarin. I never missed a day. Until now.

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

Hardcoded credentials in the Signal archiving tool used by the White House is a five-alarm security dumpster fire.

This Fetterman profile, whew man

gonna start a video series called SECRETS THE GOVERNMENT IS COVERING UP and its just taped economics 101 lectures

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

“Do your own research”? Dawg you run the CDC, it is your job to do the research for us. You don’t get to act like a podcaster anymore. You are the dog who caught the mail truck.

Shedeur Sanders lacks the character to be an NFL starter. by Deshaun Watson

NFTs from a couple of years ago are starting to succumb to link rot. Someday the final server holding the last NFT image will go under, then truly all my apes will be gone

When I was writing about these pronatalist people this week I came across this anecdote from the Guardian about the guy In the CNN clip.

A two year old baby forced onto a plane by her government—our government. That’s what Ilan Wurman and Kurt Lash and their academic collaborators and defenders have been paving the way for with their bullshit articles. www.politico.com/news/2025/04...

At long last someone has identified RFK Jr.'s support base: the 9% of people who have a favorable opinion of the Black Plague

The conservative movement has turned against reality on every scientific issue of our time, from gun violence to climate change to epidemiology. If campuses are ideologically homogenous, it's not because academia has ostracized conservatives. It's because conservatives have ostracized academia.

Kind, decent, and compassionate, Pope Francis was badly out of step with contemporary western culture.

“Talking with the vice president helped the cardinal better understand the Book of Job,” said a Vatican spokesperson, who added that the Book of Job itself was not discussed.

Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said. Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead. Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere

🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read. He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:

Shelly-Ann racing in her kid's Parents Day race at the school is the funniest thing I've seen all week LMAO

Shooting memorial cancelled because of a shooting is so very American.

I think it’s fine to bully people for reading Harry Potter in 2025 actually If you want to read your old Harry Potter books, you should do it in secret and shamefully - you know, in the way that J.K. Rowling wants to force trans people to live.

The DOJ lawyer who made the mistake of answering the court's questions about Abrego-Garcia candidly (eg yes he was mistakenly deported, a fact the Administration already has acknowledged), which got him put on administrative leave, has now been fired, ending his 15-year DOJ career..

This is so fucked up. ICE agents in Massachusetts smashed the window of a car to grab a Guatemalan guy who was with his wife. They were waiting for their lawyer to arrive because he has a pending asylum case. Story via @wcvb5.bsky.social: www.wcvb.com/article/ice-...

"They are treating Kilmar Abrego Garcia less fairly than the people accused of witchcraft in Salem were" is objectively true and helps drive home how outrageous the situation is bsky.app/profile/keiy...

Trump to Bukele: "Home-growns are next. The home-growns. You gotta build about five more places. It's not big enough."

what a delightfully charming oopsie from the septuagenarian with the nuclear codes 👍👍 www.cbsnews.com/news/h-r-mcm...

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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Kidnapping. Capturing a person against their will without due process is called kidnapping. Transporting them to another country without due process is called human trafficking. A squalid extrajudicial prison for people found guilty of no crime is called a concentration camp.

what a visual