woke up from a nap in a frenzy

it's not FOR us

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

Comic

It's officially October 1st so that means you all have to repost Assorted cheese hell.....yes

something I've noticed lately is that a lot of people at the movie theater suddenly think it's okay to have your phone out as long as you turn the brightness down. I'll see them turn it down as the credits come to an end and just know that I'm about to have a bad time

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

this is the perfect score for me. if you look at games with a metacritic score of 55 it's universally games where you're like "I had absolutely no idea that spinoff existed! wow, the GBA truly had it all, huh," and if that's not me I don't know what is

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

friends, have you heard the good news?

Richard Brody on A BIG BOLD BEAUTIFUL JOURNEY

ah, well

over a year and a half ago I preordered both the first Jacob Geller book and the Immortality book from @lostincult.co.uk. I had to wait for the second one to be available before they'd ship, but it's been a month since their newsletter sent an "it's shipping now" email, and I haven't gotten it yet.

happy 10th, undertale! 🌭🌭🌭 #art #sketchbook #fanart #undertale #sansundertale #frisk

it was really a tossup between "wake up sheeple" and "do not comply" here after I accidentally used my face cleanser on my chest in the shower but I think "sheeple" is so antique at this point that it adds too much additional texture. this has been Posts in Process for Sunday 9/14, click like and su

I was thinking about this prompt and then I remembered the best tumblr blog of all time

this makes me laugh out loud every single time

I realized she spends the first several hours in your party looking busted up because of the whole Luin thing

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:

malarkey on the rise. tracking a serious increase in flimflam and baloney.

the goat won't stop

i understand that our attention is divided as a nation but i do need everyone to know that henry winkler is on a fishing trip

BREAKING NEWS: A 6-year-old boy is floating away in a hot air balloon. Watch live: www.cnn.com/live

6497 year old Elrond trying to hang with a bunch of 30-140 year olds

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

imagine this. you’re in the m league finals and it’s south 4. you’re 1 away from tenpai for a haneman and you go to discard the white dragon. as you start to place the tile you realise it’s been replaced by a christian baby. do you still call riichi knowing it will rotate the christian baby 90 °?

Me: Can I have one of those blue milkshakes that symbolizes Grimace’s blood? McDonalds Cashier: (offended) We believe every beverage symbolizes Grimace’s blood

if I had a fifth slot it would be Hot Rod (2007)

shoutout to what might be a contender of one of the goat miiverse posts ever

nate silver (tied up in my basement and dressed like a pikmin): this is blueskyism me (poking him with a stick): no talking. pick up that soda can ai chatbot modeled after my favorite umamusume anime girl: show him who’s boss, captain olimar my cat (unable to comprehend any of this): meow

Bigfoot is strutting his stuff on the Paris Fashion Week stage.

referring to metroidvanias as "hollowslop" to simultaneously piss off people who like metroidvanias, people who like hollow knight, people who want a better genre name for "metroidvania", people who are sick of the word slop being misused, and gradius fans who want to see more checkpoint recoveries

I know posting excerpts from 1984 is passé but this is literally the fifth page of 1984

The start of every 80s movie:

arrested for illegal use of the nba jam big head code

it should be at least 400 times harder to get a driver's license

happy labor day

Be careful, there is a new scam going around. If you see a wooden box filled with food, DON'T GO IN. A wall will fall behind you and you'll be stuck.

donald trump has been running sprints back and forth between yankee stadium and jfk airport since dawn. he just went past my apartment. i obviously oppose him politically in every way but i gotta call it how i see it: that dude is SO fucking fast. fastest i've ever seen a man run. he was flying

some of you need to make like travis kelce and engage with a tailor swiftly

please watch City the Animation. it's the best anime I've seen since Ping Pong the Animation. turns out putting "the animation" in your anime's name is the key to its success

The inventor of the Venn diagram has died. He touched many lives, some more than others.

👇🎯 The only punctuation more human than the em dash is the Oxford comma

INT. GAY BATHHOUSE (ZOHRAN MAMDANI stands nude except for a waist towel in the St. Mark’s Barcade.) ZOHRAN Did you know this used to be a gay bathhouse? (Whip pan to ZOHRAN playing Simpsons co-op with three other guys.) ZOHRAN I love my wife, but sometimes you just wanna…play around, y’know?