bro…please come and lay a cold compress upon the mess I’m in…

How come the only good movie in Steven Soderbergh’s Magic Mike franchise is the one not directed by Steven Soderbergh

this seems to be an unpopular opinion but I believe this headline is engaging in something known as "humor"

We’re finally getting into the real Trump action everyone loved from the first term- increasingly rapidly hiring and firing weird dudes from an increasingly shallow pool, already depleted from the first term, spiraling inevitably towards him hiring a guy who calls himself “TheVapingGirardian” by ‘29

MOBY DICK FACT: The epilogue that reveals that Ishmael survived wasn't present in the first editions that made it to the UK, so critics over there were like "then who the fuck just told this story?"

god fucking dammit it’s been 28 years and we’re in a group with Brazil again

Am I an unsalvageable grumpy old man if I don’t want to talk to computer? If I just want to use an interface with outputs instead of typing in questions?

There's pronouns in this book? Sick of all these sci fi writers jamming politics into my entertainment

operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: there’s a site i go to a lot that isn’t the best way to follow breaking news operator: is it a news site me: not really operator: why don’t you go to a news site me: i don’t know operator: jesus. ok. how many ambulances do you want me: 75

I’d remake Bloodborne. I wouldn’t change it at all, except the box would say “Bloodborne Remake.” I’d pocket the funding and profits, change my name, and leave the country

I respect all the posts denouncing the new Harry Potter show, I really do think jkr is a poisonous person. They’re just odd for me to read because I don’t have a single friend who gives a shit about this show

on the topic of the super mario movies:

I don't have it in me to do a Top 10 right now but I will say that Ludwig, The Accursed is my favorite FromSoft boss fight which might make it my favorite boss of all time

Hard times (no cheeseburger at sushi restaurant) create strong men (orders cheeseburger anyway)

her: you'd better not be goblin mode billy corgan from the ava adore music video when i get home me:

Ah that’s a classic blunder

I agree

Ezra Klein has lost the World of Warcraft players

I must’ve read the C&H 10th Anniversary book more than a dozen times as a kid… I did a school presentation on Watterson’s licensing rights battle to an audience of blank tween stares

There’s a strong Adrian Chiles culture on our community discord

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my daughter continues to force me to draw. can you guess who this is fucking meant to be

breaking: Trump’s chief of staff just shows him the scene from Avengers Endgame where everyone shows up every morning and tells him it’s live footage from Iran

I made a Quora account like twenty years ago and never once posted on the site. Nevertheless, I can't bring myself to unsubscribe from whatever the fuck newsletters it defaulted me to

A guy I know is watching all the Bond movies for the first time and his ranking feels finely tuned to explode a middle aged British man’s brains, I love it

I think if I was a rich, in-demand star, I’d say stuff like this all the time. “French fries are for morons,” “jogging is over,” “lakes aren’t beautiful,” that sort of thing

i don’t think the goal of fiction is to fix as many people as possible

ok i'm suddenly more optimistic about our glorious AI future

this is absolutely a made up quote which proves itself true

On cassette tape at the Scottish version of a flea market

Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die' people.com/trump-says-i...

I don’t think I’ll do a ton of TMNT drafts but it’s a step up from Spider-Man for me. Doesn’t have the weird no-vibes on Arena and there’s a lot more interesting play in the games so far, even if it has the Small Set Problems

talking to @devongiehl.bsky.social

"Why haven't fighting games died yet?" I wrote about the unique strengths of the fighting game genre that have allowed fighting games to survive multiple generations of evolution intact, and why you didn't fall in love with a product. Warning: This is a long one. www.patreon.com/posts/152148...

It’s sounding like Dallas will be moving on next season and I never got Da Goed to happen. RIP

I don't remember this guy from the movie

Congrats to Michael B. Jordan on the win. But I'm sad to see Michael B. Jordan lose out, he was also great in that movie

ai is a rhetorical technology. when it produces a list of permissible targets, its value is not producing targets but producing permission

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

I wrote about Marathon (2026) again, trying to figure out why it pushed me to tears. blog.aurahack.ca/marathon-rep...

I have literally no patience for anyone saying that trans Kansans "just" have to go to the DMV and get a new license. There was no time given for that. There was no process in place for that. There were letters sent out to some people whose licenses were invalidated, but not all.

have any of you read this I still think about it all the time It’s been long enough that so many people haven’t read what I consider foundational pieces of games criticism www.pcgamer.com/hotline-miam...

you can't post a quote like this on bluesky, cmon. not everyone has updated their He's Making A Joke labeler

in america, normal people lose their jobs because their boss found them annoying one day

but it's the left that needs to be more "culturally normal"