Please sign up for early access to my super premium private jet service, Icarus

another day volunteering at the artificial mouth research lab. everyone keeps asking me

this game barely matters and it’s going to give me a heart attack anyway

Eagles and Bills are playing on a slip n slide, shaping up to be a real stupid one 👍

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

The Avatar discourse is driving people to James Cameron madness. I saw some folks saying Terminator 2 is bad. Please, get a hold of yourselves.

“I wish you luck on not hating your parents for mixing up such an unthinkable person,” from Wizard People Dear Reader

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

I was pretty into the two-part opener of Attack On Titan and then the third episode was so uninteresting by comparison that I just kinda forgot to ever watch it again

Today's the only day you can post this, get it while it's hot

In the flying bike sections of Greendog on the Sega Mega Drive (Genesis), if you press the C button too fast, perhaps with a turbo controller, the game really struggles — the music slows to a crawl and enemies basically stop spawning, making it very easy

Pretty funny that Bari Weiss has backed herself into the position of insisting that obeying the government is heterodox counterculture

I didn’t really care much for Avatar 1. I thought Avatar 2 was a great time at the movies. I’m trying to decide if I should take the time to see Avatar 3

I would’ve said Portal 2 at the time because I didn’t play Dark Souls until much later. Now I’d say Dark Souls a million billion kajillion times over

Would’ve said FTL and that’s probably still the best game here, but Virtue’s Last Reward hijacked my vocabulary. Whenever you’re in a tense situation, you gotta hit ‘em with the Phi Wikipedia Stare

Just wanna take a moment to note that the people who wanted a government opposed to trans health care for minors had to do this to get it. It's one and the same thing

TERRANIGMA MENTIONED

this is the most "Get a Job, Stay Away From Her" I've ever felt

OBJECTION at this point in the story Wakka is enough of a Yevon zealot that he'd have no problem with this prize being awarded

I've been brewing a theory that the main benefit these folks actually get out of genAI is just offloading anxiety - like, they're scared of looking foolish while trying to communicate their ideas with their own words or rough images and can instead blame the computer

Ok I’ve been griping but ever since I realized you can swipe up from the search bar to see all your tabs I’ve been warming to it

The Communist Mayor of New York City says “this is not your beautiful house”

at this point i think i've seen more people talking about how they feel about how other people feel about Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 than about how people themselves feel about Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

now google is cramming in an AI summary on the reddit search results. fuck you! fuck off! the reading is the fun part! it's why i'm on the internet!

Seems like poor taste to spotlight a literal murderer like this? Nice picture of Luigi Mangione though

There was a splinter cell adaptation?

Oh, you’re watching the Game Awards? Heh. I’m not watching that slop. I shall be instead refreshing a feed of posts from people who are all watching the Game Awards

I’m usually pretty forgiving of iOS look and feel updates and assume I’ll get used to them over time but I kinda hate this glass shit

Ladd McConkey sounds like a failed sega genesis mascot platformer

SO BACK

illegal too cool play, defense. one million yards, first down chargers, eagles in jail

when the opposing quarterback has a glowing weak spot, why would the defense not attack it to do double damage

Uh oh! Whoops! Uh oh! Oh no!

Both teams don’t even WANT this ball thing. YOU do it

ah, “Clown Style Football”

maybe all of history is survivorship bias and it’s impossible to learn anything from anything

I’m noticing my two year old kid mimicking my speech and mannerisms and I’m just like… damn. This must be how The Boss felt as she watched Naked Snake progress through Operation Snake Eater and gradually become ready to inherit her title as the world’s greatest soldier

chiefs? more like beefs. that’s my nfl content for the weekend

earlier every year

bro I’m not doing too good… I installed the positivity rabbit and I don’t feel anything…

it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying

how did they allow fairytale of new york to become a popular christmas song while also being good

I didn’t even know we had a color of the year until they did a controversial one

Flying to Austin for a couple of nights, any suggestions on how to spend my approx zero free time?

is it ok to think that spotify does suck ass more than all the other streaming services but that the level of "you are a disgusting collaborator" scolding on here is a bit much

Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal

Our kid is kinda obsessed with My Neighbor Totoro right now and keeps demanding that I draw the catbus on her magnetic sketch board. Then she erases it and asks me to draw it again. It gets worse each time.

coming very late to Black Country, New Road and now I'm looking for more artists in the Jeff Mangum club: people who made an album too hard, broke their brain, and retired from music forever