This child just fired a fucking cannon

they’re playing turn based football

(trying to get the discord hyped) Ok so Norway is the Besaid Aurochs, they’re the weaker team but they have the main character and he’s got an insane shot. England is the Luca Goers, everyone hates them

Erling Haaland is an exciting striker but i’m seeing word that his politics might be a bit iffy. it’ll be good if every time he scores a goal he turns to the camera & says "i am communist now" & then specifies hes the exact kind of communist i am

Not sure this needs to be detailed in the newspaper

I like when they call in Dr Robotnik for a rules question

I think the Platner thing is another example of politics being too driven by people being so desperate to stick it to people that annoy them on the internet that they’ll toss aside any semblance of principle

I saw Mitch McConnell, he seemed fine to me. He journeyed with our party to Guadosalam in good spirits. But when we went to visit the Farplane, he grew tired and opted to rest outside for a moment. Didn’t think much of it.

If I was gonna take a penalty kick, I’d flip a coin, secretly check the result, and give a cocky smile to the keeper. Then I’d blast it a thousand miles over the crossbar

Why did President play the illegal player if he does not score any goals? Is he stupid?

(trent reznor hurt voice) I ate too much for lunch

Probably at Riot when Devon and I wrote a short script about the newly crowned Queen of a northern tribe performing a ritual excursion into the snow and being asked “why would the men let her do this”

FINALLY

This whole game is a hydration break, we all needed to cool off a little

It’s really hard to think of a friend in the industry who hasn’t been hit with a layoff or closure in the past few years. Many have endured two or three. Miserable!

FIFA should replace extra time with a mini-match played by the mascot kids

If only we’d let Jai Alai become the world’s game. It wouldn’t have become this corrupt.

Blessings to the person who referred to Haaland as “Norwegian megafauna”.

I really appreciate the Fox commentary team constantly saying “That shit sucked ass. Truly dogshit play from this team”

Only one nation has produced a great album called Let It Be and it’s not England

Storms bring luck to whatever the occasion

Really appreciate the level of 40+ Year Old Man representation at this World Cup

PHOEBE BRIDGERS: and what *I'M* saying is that pre-snap motion has become such a staple of Shanahan Tree coaching schemes that modern defenses have fully adapted by filling any potential leverage gaps ANDY REID: (nodding while eating a big bowl of spaghetti)

It’s obvious from the action of crossing that the chicken wanted to reach the other side. That’s implicit. Your reply has added essentially nothing to the discussion.

true, the trim on that foreground hedge is dogshit

Heartbreaker

I walked away from this game at 2-0 in the 85th minute to take a shower, saying “well this is over”

There’s still another half of football to be played but I’m almost ready to call England the worst nation in the history of the world

Hey there’s gotta be a way to empathize with voters who’ve been duped by a hate campaign without just saying “everything about the hate campaign is true”

laura da goat

i love not gambling. every day i wake up and just don't gamble at all. any money i have at the beginning of the day i either keep or exchange for goods or services. if somebody says "hey do you want to get into some gambling" i say "hell no, brother. do i look like an idiot to you" it's fantastic

France is playing on that FIFA 95 difficulty (FIFA 96 is the last one I played and I thought it was too hard)

Mbappin

personally I enjoy this new trend of penalty kick takers approaching the ball like Super Punch Out fighters doing their signature move

Exit light Enter night Take my hand Morocco beat the Netherlands

NO DUDE

yes yes we all know penalties are stupid or whatever but consider: they’re so fucking hype

ABSOLUTE CHIMNEYS

Let’s go gambling AGAIN

One of the commentators said “a beautiful idea of a ball” in reference to a cross that did nothing and I’ve been obsessed with it since

Let’s Go Gambling

don’t like when the Grimace peers into the football field from the sidelines like Pennywise from the sewer

Three Lions overheard in Temecula, California

I worked really hard on this and it just sucks to see people I like and respect on here shitting on it. Everyone talks a big game about supporting artists but then they all pile on just to score a few points on the internet. Try creating your own stuff instead of making fun of someone else’s.

There are some people I’ve ended up following through starter packs or whatever whose posts are like 90% annoying to me. I’m not gonna mute or unfollow them, though. They’re part of the experience. I don’t ask to delete characters from tv shows, do I

i think probably no video on the internet has brought me more joy since discovering it than You Can Stop at Five or Six Stores. i keep rediscovering it and it's just as wonderful for the 50th time www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T1O...

the owner of my bar just showed me this “report” he wrote for sunday school when he was a kid. i am fucking crying

I keep seeing studies worried about Screen Time but no one is asking about Gex Time

Scotland’s fate rests with New Zealand right now… how cruel