LibreOffice: "I am sorry but the .docx you were using got corrupted" me: "What?! No!" LibreOffice: "Let me see if I can repair it... oh damn, I am sorry but I couldn't. Would you like me to attempt opening it anyway?" me: "I... I guess." .docx: *exactly how I had left it last time* me: "...?"

what the fuck is Moon Child

Thr South Korean president criticized Israel, Israel got super mad about the mention of the Holocaust, and not the far worse reference. The president compared them to imperial Japan, which is like the worst thing a Korean can call anyone or anything www.theverge.com/policy/91358...

It shocks me how many businesses still don’t seem to get that Trump’s cultural revolution did not actually happen

Hahahahalolhahaha

I was so annoyed about wrong information on the internet that I decided to make a video about how non-trinary neutrinos move and what quantum tunneling is. Andy Weir may be more bestselling than me but I'm more expert lol 🧪⚛️ Buy my book to learn more! 💙📚 www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/746817...

Square Enix releasing Chrono Trigger FORM-ISM Chrono and Marle figurines http://gonintendo.com/contents/59981-square-enix-releasing-chrono-trigger-form-ism-chrono-and-marle-figurines #nes

Trumpers would rather drive us all to genocide rather than take meaningful accountability for their choices. Their response to their own guilt is to externalize it into violence against those more marginalized, to reinforce their status in the hierarchy. Don't trust them when they claim remorse.

Hungry? The Wok Master makes fried rice with his daughter watching. I could watch all day! 😛🍛

PLEASE HELP SHIRA SURVIVE A TRANSMISOGYNIST MURDER ATTEMPT She is currently out on the street with no food or medicine trying to recover from surgery. She desperately needs help! #transmisogny #transphobia #SaveShira #mutualaid #signalboost #transmutualaid #urgent #MABoost #crowdfund

"i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus."

I know Shantotto would use Zettaflare if she wanted to.

Exactly one year ago today:

Reminder that the reason Elon is so irrationally anti-trans and disowned his own child is because he paid one of these gene-editing startups a metric fuckton of money to ensure all his IVF test tube babies are boys... and it didn't work.

Anyway, always remember: Taxing Billionaires is The Compromise.

Good thing i screencapped it

Mamdani: If the NYC apartment you keep solely for bi-yearly affairs with your mistress costs over 5 million dollars, you gotta pay more tax NYPD officer who’s been on disability since 2006 because he stomped too hard on a lady during an arrest and fucked up his ankle: This is a travesty

Are you paid to post bullshit or do you do it for the love of the game?

Oh, cute 😺 When you're selecting seats for the Mario movie on the movie theater website, the seats become Mario caps

Mamdani will visit him again and Don will be delighted because he doesn’t remember anyone’s name

at least failwhales were cute

oop, here i come dying again

anyway i got a flu shot so technically im invincible now

dude what the fuck is this abomination

DC WSJ DISTRO STRIKES AGAIN AAAAAAA

dude this sucks

Sometimes I think about the glitches that sometimes happened with my cable provider during the 90s that gave us at random the North American Cartoon Network stream instead of the Latin American one. The shows suddenly were in English and I would get ads for stuff that was unpurchaseable in Mexico.

psychic damage rn as I reminisce that my pizza job was 10 years ago

[shocked pikachu.jpeg]

Gamestop be releasing First Reality Negative Seven: Original Outerscore.

Had to let you know: We need MORE Afrofuturists #TalkAboutHumanities We've fought for the ability to think and dream for ourselves because it's fundamental to being human. People from every background can learn from the power of the Black imagination.

‘Digital Circus’ finale presales hit a Fathom-record $5M in four days, pushing the release to 1,800+ screens in the U.S. and new territories abroad as theaters scramble to keep up with fan demand. www.cartoonbrew.com/distribution...

She was granted withholding of removal from India *decades* ago, and had been living and working legally (including for the U.S. government!) ever since. But with third country removals now a real option, TSA shared her data with ICE and they arrested her at the airport on her way to a job.

BREAKING: A jury has found Live Nation and Ticketmaster to be an illegal monopoly that overcharges fans. After the federal government settled the case, 34 states kept pursuing the giant ticket and concert company. Now, the states have won.

my ass keeps pressing "alt" instead of "control" on the MacBook keyboard when I attempt to correct a word I wrote before and it executes a "Back" function on the browser instead and I scream a little.

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Everyone up there be it government or tech (overlap) is just a bunch of loud 50+ year fucks yelling: "SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM A GENIUS SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!"

UMBERT ACTUALLY! EPISODE 2!!! What ever happened to Club Penguin?! #UmbertActually #UnionYaoi #MistermanGuyfella #Jellybox #IndieAnimation

would like to have a wee little word with all the people who said everyone was overreacting to the california OS age signal legislation

I know people bristle at the idea of leftists who police language but a big reason it happens is because, especially as it relates to politicians, the language we choose serves as an entirely accurate predictor of the types of policy decisions we would make & who we would & wouldn’t place value on

l just saw some good content but it was hosted in substack GET THE FUCK OUT OF SUBSTACK YES ESPECIALLY YOU THE ONE WRITING ANTIFASCIST ARTICLES, WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU POSTING IN DER STRUMER?

i tell this story a lot but i was taken to an evangelical youth event around 2005 and when a kid came up at altar call to say he'd been raised catholic but was now considering conversion the 11,000 or so other teens around me just went absolutely ecstatically nuts