I love to put that in my pipe & smoke it

if acid bath ever makes a new album they should use one of george w bush's dog paintings for the cover

just learned the sample at the beginning of diab soule - acid bath is from a jim jones speech. i thought it sounded like a commercial by really manic used car salesman or something. he's saying "i will fight" but i heard it as "all half price"

why why why why why is there another goddamn vyvanse shortage. how is that possible. just make more you stupid assholes. whatever problem there is, stop having it

STONED I AWOKE IN UR TEMPLE TO BLACKNESS ABOVE YOU / & DEATH BESIDE ME … (LIKE MURDER…) 😨

(follower count goes down by 1) NO!!!!!! NO! NO! NNOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOO

as much as I love my cintiq, I miss having physical buttons on my tablet. I don’t even need that many, just gimme 3 buttons for my left hand to cradle & I’ll be unstoppable…

Guillermo del Tarune

i think the cavingnightmares dude deserves a pulitzer or something. perhaps a "pell grant". he's the only person who's using tiktok the right way as far as i'm concerned

this is what its all about

poop is so gross. whenever it rears its ugly head I simply dispose of it in the toilet, with haste!

from now on theres gonna be some changes around here…….

drew another self portrait, of myself, because i am a scientist & i seek to understand me...

I am objectively hilarious. I am consistently voted “funniest person I know” by everyone I meet & I just think I have a finely honed craft wrt jokes & jambles

when i watched a bug's life as a kid this bit at the end used to freak me out. i didn't get that he was molting, i thought he just spontaneously turned into a ghost. also this freeze frame is just as repulsive as it was like 25 years ago. haunting, really.

I always wanted to see K. Rool and his very own animal buddy canonically interacting. In my heart and mind, this is as official as it gets! Absolutely so thrilled!! I hope my fellow fans of the Kaptain-King enjoy looking at this almost as much as I will enjoy having it on my wall! :)

life is a nightmare but its fine

dodoels

6 minute comic (cut a switch)

napoleon dynamite remake just titled “Dynamite”

Products

watching Best Simpsons Moments yt videos & whenever any clip from an episode after season 8 pops up it’s just immediately pfffftttt 👎🚽. maybe it’s meant to give you a break from laughing so you can catch your breath

this me when im. gaming

I rock peas on my head, but; don’t call me a peahead…

Put some new prints in my webstore roryblank.bigcartel.com

just realized I am autistic. I knew this already but I just realized once again that I am on the “spectrum”. I could not tell you where precisely. I would probably place myself at 55-580 THz

golden utmost (11 minutes)

I should animate something this year. like an actual cartoon where stuff happens. for years I’ve been like “I wanna get back into learning this”, but I go to look at downloading some software & I see how much $ a stupid toon boom subscription costs & it sucks all the wind out of my sail

this game was atrocious & I never even came close to beating it, but this song made it all worth it

(Annoyed that everyone is talking about someone else) I'm probably also gonna die soon.

i'd read about how scott adams quit his adult business job to make comics & be like "wow that's so inspiring, you can just become a newspaper cartoonist if you try, i'm gonna do that one day". unfortunately no one predicted that newspapers would just stop being a thing

i think it's just that it was an above-average newspaper comic (at least before ~2004). like it was leagues more entertaining than something like idk, blondie, or hi & lois, that boring shit. dilbert had a sassy dog & a talking rat & there were dinosaurs who lived behind the furniture. thats awesome

oh yeah scott adams replied to me once. wow. I’m gonna treasure this forever 🕊️

I think my dilbert tendrils comic is good. please appreciate it as you mourn the adams. thank you.

CHESTER BENNINGTON (chorus) I'm Elmo's 𝗗𝗔𝗗 I'm tall and 𝗥𝗘𝗗 MIKE SHINODA (quietly) Tall and red all the time still I can't believe the son is mine

I predicted scott adams cancer in this comic from 2022. I’m sorry mr adam. it was not my intentions.

I was a weird kid who liked dilbert, those books were in my rotation with peanuts, c&h, garfield. I even read his non-dilbert books, I still have some affection for the comics but I don’t feel any grief for the man right now. not a drop. this is the legacy you leave behind. way to go

in The Dilbert Future (1997) scott adams predicted the theory of evolution would be disproven in your lifetime. what’s the status on that btw

I……… agree! :)

“america needs to organize mass strikes” oh ok. lemme do that real quick. I just need to make a few calls & I should have it ready by lunchtime.

go fuck yourself

“Yikes, I had no idea. I’m unfollowing now.”

so at work we’ll get a box of 4 valentines themed tupperware bowls that have a spot on the salesfloor, & then they’ll all be picked for an online order—>

“weve hidden 🚫👁️🚫 these replies because they may contain offensive content 😱 such as c*sses & sw*ars 😖” fucking playskool-ass foam-padding-ass new-super-mario-bros-u-ass nick-jr-ass dumbass piece of shit website

it seems miranda sings has “singsed”… her last tune…

having a dinky little 5 hour shift at fuckin 6pm is such a slap in the dick in the face,,,