wimsy & lysa draw their own fursonas! :~)

this keeps happening, I wonder if it’s a result of lowering my zoloft. that’d be nice, being able to sleep better at night & not always being ridiculously tired

Morshu has Morphu’d into a helicopter and is currently tailing the suspect. We’ll have more information on this high-speed chase as it develops.

ok, hold the phone. I need to see where this game is getting its data. you cannot tell me there are only 800 rule 34 drawings of ritsuko from evangelion. no shot.

I posted about this ad several months ago, I might be the only person who finds this amusing. it’s just so devoid, of anything

if you look at this guy & think “wow he must be so smart”, contratulations, you’ve fallen for society’s inherent biases. because this man actually only possess’s a normal IQ, & his large head chair is due to a medical disease…

hey isn’t roko’s basilisk just a geekier version of pascal’s wager? (looks it up & people already had this thought several years ago) oh ok nevermind. guess I’m USELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!

saving this for the next time a chick asks me about taco direction

hey your response reminds me of this :3

whenever I get a bunch of likes & reblogs (outdated terminology FTW) it makes me feel so powerful. I start screaming & smashing beer bottles against my skull & I don’t even feel it. & its all thanks to You.

16 gigabytes of ram to play Lego Batman seems completely ludicrous, if i'm being honest. the ps3 has something like 512mb of ram, are you really trying to tell me that graphics have advanced so much since then that they absolutely require over 30 times as much memory as the playstation 3

when I was 14 I got the kurt cobain journals book at barnes & noble & that evening my dad found out & confiscated/returned it. & I was upset about it at the time, but now that I’m older I realize I should have been even more upset about it. I should have raised hell.

#tadcspoilers dumbledore dies

dude I just realized. with teamwork & friendship, we can really accomplish anything…

wimsy & lysa draw their own fursonas! :~)

me geckosona??????

was hoping this would be a rolling stones cover, it’s not but it’s melt-banana so it still rules

how come the new lego batman isn’t coming to the switch 1 or the ps4… “oh those consoles are old emily” yeah but they’re what I have. & they work fine. surely you don’t mean to tell me the ps4 is underequipped to handle lego batman… drank man please…

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just got this e-mail that basically i think says I’m going to get $440,345,685.40. needless to say this is good news for me, & well, once I receive my check in the mail, I won’t need to hang around with YOU losers anymore!!! say a nara, suckers! 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

I’ve tried making a fursona multiple times (one is a demon-sona but w/e) & I never actually use them for anything, I just don’t feel a connection to them. maybe I’m doing it wrong, maybe I’m not picking the right aminal. what aminal do YOU 🫵 think I’m am??

sometimes i see words & sometimes i read them

kids don’t run away & join the circus as much as they did 50 or 100 years ago

now listening

CARTMAN: kiss my black ass! ME: lol cartman your ass aint black lol

friendly reminder you don’t need to stay hydrated. it’s not that important.

stenny is not “doomed yaoi”. they are not doomed. they’re in love & it’s nice forever.

thats not what jane says. fuck this.

the last time I went to the sm*ke shop the lady there gave me a free single gummy in a tiny ziploc bag. I feel like it would be unwise to ingest it. but at the same time I feel like I should “cut loose” & live a little. dubs decides what I do with it

I hate the new shit where youtubers are able to give a video like 3 different thumbnails to ~see which one performs best~, “ooh, me metrics!! 😫💦” fuck that. you get 1 chance at a thumbnail, make it count. if you don’t like it delete the video & try again from scratch.

felt like taking a quick nap before work. I set 4 whole alarms so there’d be no shot of oversleeping. I laid in bed for a few minutes & folks, as soon as I closed my eyes, I no longer felt like taking a nap. if that isn’t the wackiest thing you’ve ever heard, well, I don’t know what to tell you…

playing sonic the hedgehog & doing this the whole time

can’t find the tumblr post w/ the original drawing so I painstakingly recreated it entirely from memory

I’m just a human bean like everypony else…

I wish tony zaret would make more videos about the “big chungus” meme! those were the good, “old” days! for those if you living under a “rocks”, big chungus is basically this meme of fat bugs bunny where he is particularly rot*nd

"She's such a fail woman, I love her!" Me: yeah haha Long dormant synapses in my brain firing off:

currrent mood

I couldn’t draw anything good today, again. I guess I should be nice & go “aw it’s ok champ, aw gee willickers sport, you’ll get em next time bud”. <- would it kill me to give myself a fucking break for once in my goddamn life. christ almighty.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 18,1959

good point! we could all stand to be more like That Guy

i just dont know

oi guvner, spare a bit o tobacca for me pœipe?

my rendition of the hogwarts anthem from 2022. the students sing this every day

I think about this panel a lot.

I’m dying to see a photo of the dweeb who’s posting this lame shit. I need to see how close my mental image is to the real thing. please.

I’m bored of thinking about The State Of My Life. I’ve been fixated on feeling like a loser for the past several days & it has lost its luster. now I just wanna fixate on shredding crazy guitar solos. 🎸 meedly meedly meedly wooooooww tapatapatapatala 🎵🎵🎵🎵🔥🔥🔥

ok take 2 (interactive) of getting out of bed & starting the day. how do I stop holding myself to impossibly high standards that I would never impose upon others. “talk to yourself as if you were talking to a cherished friend” I’m not my friend though, I’m me.

I’m still sleepy!!! I am going back to bed!!! to dream about THEM!!!!

While many of you are likely yelling "GO KNICKS" I'm yelling "GO ROBERT MUELLER and the rule of law!"

me shedding my uterine lining