Friendly little robot guy

making youtube poops must have been so hard in the 1970s. think of all the tape duplication you’d have to do. oy vey!

Some drawings from Cardiff. Brush pen and parallel pen.

the ills of society can be traced back to how the kids today don't know boom boom (out go the lights) - pat travers because they are too busy playing ipod nanos & doing stanky legs to appreciate real rock n roll...

that is a sad state to be in, doing a crossover with the fucking smurfs. who cares. what’s next, sonic crosses the multiverse to team up with alvin & the chipmunks? hey if you have any lameass D list IPs from 40+ years ago, sega wants to work with you.

I would just crush them all under my boot. despicable pests

I love when shit is my bread & butter

finally listening to red - king crimson, I heard the lyric “starless & bible black” & went “isn’t bible black a hentai, I wonder if they took the name from this song” hey guess what they did!!! that explains why NERDS cream over this album so much!!!! it is a cool song tho.

I think this is my favorite eric andre bit

"silence i kill you" ~ dead puppet

dammit my eyesight is too good. i'll never need glasses :(

My Goatse Story (2022)

found this while I was looking for a different tweet. I’m gonna delete it so nobody ever finds out I radically changed my opinion about something. only IDIOTS do that!! but also I’m posting it here for the sake of historical preservation

dang it’s almost 5am & I can’t fall back of sleep. however I have heard that waking up early is one of the secret morning routine tricks that billionaires use to make their millions $$$

sometimes I start writing a post & I go “nah this isn’t really a joke I wanna be making” or “actually I don’t really feel like wading into this topic right now” & I scrap the post. just a little strategy I’ve formulated over the years, a little “trick of the trade”, as it were

serial killers do not have the right to take away the life of another human being— nobody does. but they do it anyway. why? because they are narcissists. & they think the whole world revolves around them. newsflash! it doesn’t!

I can’t believe iran blew up our oil. wtf. thats so inhumane. how would you like it if someone attacked *your* country like that.

8-Bitz

I get why artists are paranoid about everything being ai but if you’re gonna claim that some piece of art is ai-generated you’re gonna have to have a smidge more evidence than just “vibes”.

a new greatures about making that face I hate! greatures.com/comic/195/

through out it all... i'm still smilin'...

i think we can all agree that we would have acted the same way in donald trump's position, provided we were born at the exact same time as him to the same parents with their specific genetic makeup & you had the same brain as him & experienced all the same events as him in the right order

i wish i could find a good technical explanation of why the swingset glitch happens in gta iv. i imagine it's similar to the monster truck glitch in san andreas where it's continuously adding a force to some actor ->

there should be a law where if you’re caught exploiting a legal loophole you just get executed, no trial

in san antonio there’s a funeral home tycoon / real estate shithead named Dick Tips. it’s true look it up if you don’t believe me

i have a new 🔞nsfw🔞 cartoon drawing on my @banjotitty.bsky.social account. maybe check it out if your interested...

there was a dang hawk in the ‘bove scaring the poor chichens!!!!!!! 😢

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someone else made the video I’ve been thinking about making for years, thank god.

a while ago i listened to closer to home by grand funk railroad, i was focusing on the drums & i finally understood what homer meant when he said "the competent drumming of don brewer". those drums are just so "yeah that'll do i guess" that it keeps the song from reaching its true potential imo

most popular games by type of person: normal guy - halo weird guy - falling guys cool guy - fortnite normal girl - ときめきメモリアル (1994) weird girl - yoshi (series) cool girl - binding of isaac toddler - sonic the hedgehog (series) old guy - NYT crossword really old guy - shadow puppets on the cave wall

it seems everyone these days has a favourite video game! they have become ubiquitous in the culture, or should i say, ubisoftiquitous! from geeks to girls to gamers, it would seem everyone these days has a favourite video game!

John Lennon was a famous singsong man and founding member of Beatles. His best known songs include hits such as Mean Mr. Mustard, Good Golly Miss Mustard, Hallelujah (It’s Raining Mustard), Mustard on the Bayou, and Closer My God To Mustard.

at work we have this big santa cartman plush. I keep seeing it around & I always want it. but it’s $35 & even with my 15% employee discount that is too much money for a cartman, in THIS economy…….

dude a homestar runner pinball cabinet would go.. dare I say it… it would go crazy go nuts… oh yes indeed…

why the fuck do I gotta be at work for another half an hour. “8.5 hr shift” blow me!!! nothing in the world takes 8 entire hours to do. I just wanna go home & play south park pinball on my nintendo switch. but noooo!!!!!!!!!! “the man” says I can’t!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for 33 more minutes

it takes a big man to admit they were wrong. kudos!

where are my fellow Harsh Noise Appreciators in “da house” this evening!!?

hate when I make the most powerful weapon in the universe only to realize that I made it too powerful & now I gotta destroy it. (smacks my forehead like in the v8 commercials of yesteryear) it’s just such a waste of time, & resources

spongebob

people really be out here making art about.. (checks notes) n*gative emotions? & m*cabre subject matter? 😬 that is... certainly a look!

it rules that genius dot com never removes any annotations regardless of how shitty they are. if you get there first you can just misremember a children’s story like a moron & that will be the top annotation until the end of time

my enemys’ mothers are all bitchs…

march 7, 2026: 76° & cloudy, expected thunderstorms. wind 5-9mph SE. UV index is 5, 75% humidity. still thinking about kenny. he is so little & orange. I love him.

I don’t want notifications for anything. I don’t want to see red bubbles with numbers in them infecting my screen like a venereal disease, I don’t wanna hear any chimes/bells/whistles & calling me from a number I don’t recognize is an act of War

a couple weeks ago a manager called me asking if I could work a shift & I said ok but I didn’t catch what day he was talking about, & I had already taken a photo of the schedule for this w— there is no way to explain this situation that isn’t boring as hell for other people to read. sorry, I tried

my mathematically derived south park character rankings. idk why the mayor is included here but not better secondary characters like ned, jimbo, jesus, satan, the friggin goth kids?? hello?? anyway…

this diarrhea has been in our family for generations…