JOKE WEBSITE FROM 2003: what do you call a suitcase full of dead babys?... Answer: a good place to stick your penis! to fuck! ME: aaaah!!!! ahhhh!!!! this is too crazy for me!!!! aaaaaaaaaahhh!!! ahhh!! aahhhhhh!! aaah!!!! no!!!! ahhh!!

I love this fic but I don’t agree with stan & kenny being fans of ted lasso. unless perhaps they’re hatewatching it & going “dude this shit is so gay” over & over

ugh.. I’m mutating again.. rarerrrauuug.. my talons are becoming wolf-shaped…

im giggling at the part of this where xqc goes "i don't care what they're saying in music-- they could be speaking GERMAN for all i care!" like he's proud of himself for being so witty

I’m coining a new Old Saying. my new old saying is “as the old saying goes, the man who is gluttonous, often finds himself washing dishes!”. delight your neighbors with my new old saying

this band is gonna make it big once day, mark my words……….

what does ai stand for… A Idiot…? hahaha…

when you see it…

y’all don’t understand how hard I laughed at this… y’all don’t understand…

you’re “a-firing” your laser? How Quaint.

Watch: Chris Evans talks Capn 🇺🇸 and what’s next BroccoliLinda: So funny how he said he likes apples because I like them too lol ledzepp137: more celebrities should be this humble, genuine and caring maureenexcelsior: if you think those are his real eyebrows you are a 12 year old DOG (old dog)

oof oof ouch my poor feet 😞

inadequate

I don’t want to go to work at midnight for black friday shift :[[[[[[[[[[[[[[

dude come over quick. this commercial has carol of the bells in it but they changed the song words to be about tremendous savings this holiday seeaosn

even though it took them way to goddamn long to do it, I’m glad you can finally adjust the controls in the virtual console games. I was actually able to do the final battle with gruntilda without flicking the camera back & forth & wasting all my eggs constantly

dude they got battletoads on nintendo switch now… hey call gamestop & ask if they have battletoads lol… but seriously folks… perhaps there is still hope for donkey kong 64 coming to swatch… it was a holiday 1999 release… perhaps holiday 2025?… please…? 🥺

reviewed an album I did not listen to

"if a customer is within 10 ft, smile & make eye contact. if theyre within 4 ft greet them" ok. should i get on my knees & offer to suck their dick too while im at it "emily isn't it a bit of a leap from smiling/greeting to sucking dick" No.

hate

“I can’t wait for the ai bubble to pop” you guys don’t realise… if ai goes to popped then it means rockos bicyclist (snake) will come from the future to get revengue on all of us for not making it come to be true 😱😱😱😱

Interesting. A third option

~*~🐰 neu! heat death of a universe 🐰~*~

got the R key like 30 minutes into an eden run & said "sure why not", got a really broken build & even though it was like a guaranteed win at that point i still spent way too long rerolling items & grinding coins just to get guppy. i like guppy!!!!!! he's a cute lil kittycat!!!!! :3

cool down drawing of Grandma as Galactic Nova from the Kirby series

how do i get over this imposter syndrome shit wrt autism. like despite all the evidence i have, there's a 0.00001% chance i'm totally wrong & i'm faking it for some selfish reason that i don't know what it is.

“the peeled potato is slipperiest” -ancient proverb

punching my tv whenever someone on Antiques Roadshow talks over the appraiser

what was the “incident” at your high school? mine is that I used to fucked all the cheerleaders, in an Incidental manner. & I fucked the hot milf teachers to

~*~🐰 neu! heat death of a universe 🐰~*~

A page from underground comix artist Nicole Claveloux’s 'The Green Hand,' published in Heavy Metal magazine in 1978

sometimes it’s hard to believe that our past? is already history, even for so how long… 🕊️

I’ve been mostly drawing smut art the past severals of months & the one thing that sucks is I can’t show it off to people I know “IRL” like “here’s what I’ve been working on”. I mean I could, nothing’s physically stopping me but like. it would be ill-advised. bit of a social no-no, some might say

"Simple as jailbreaking an iPhone!" [HMU for art requests i have some freelance availability soon] #cyberpunk #yuri

in this duolingo story eddy makes junior breakfast (desayuno) but he takes so long making it that it’s already 1 o clock. they’re both morons & I hate them

dude sweet, 100 le followers!! …imagine if all those followers gave me a dollar… why, that’s $100 bucks right there! “cha-ching”, baby! 🤑

now I can take kenny to work with me so he’ll be my little friend & his orange presence will keep me from succumbing to stress/despair/etc #NormalBrain

It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email. flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210... tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si

fuck did i take my morning estradiol already. i don't remember. i'm really bad at this

there’s a person who leaves youtube comments on almost every paul mccartney video I’ve ever seen, always talking about paul is dead bullshit, calls him Faul or William Shears. 100s upon 100s of comments, sometimes from different accounts but always written the same, for years upon years

we were supposed to have a new team member in grocery for q4 & the dude just never showed up to any of his shifts & that leads to all our schedules getting fucked up to fill in the gaps.

What’s truly “Wicked for Good” is the state of the world

memes have changed...

the problen with george carlin is he never clarified beforehand whether he was being serious or satirical. like his bit about broadcasting executions on tv, I have no way of knowing if he really wanted that. someone should have told him that satire requires a clarity of purpose lest it be mistaken f

look at this guy. he makes me so much smile. I love him everyday. he is so nice.

I used to think george carlin was a tryhard edgelord… but then I listeneed to more of his material & I realized hes actually… kinda woke???

cute retsupurae moment :3