if you make a minor factual error when discussing the beatles recording history i will come to your house with an object

a good bit would be for trump to just randomly have one executive order that’s actually really good. like he mandates that everything switch over to those safer plugs that they use in the uk, or dramatically improves access to drinking water. I’d be like “oh. well thats nice actually”

damn I’m dying of leukemia & my mom texted me that she wants me to stop getting treatment so the $$ can pay for my sjster to go to college. how rude!!! … wait, is it possible I’m overreacting? I’m not sure… but I know just the place to ask!!! this is my #1 priority right now

I’ve had this story idea kicking around for a few years that might make for a good ~scary halloween comic~. & I took this whole week off to just chillax. so maybe I could like, make that comic this week. that’s entirely within my capabilities,,,,

dude they put bubsy on switch online before dk64, what an insult. i've been asking for dk64 for like 8 years now, who the fuck's asking for bubsy???

i like to put on a 4 hour video of rain sounds to help me sleep & because of this youtube incessantly recommends me other videos of rain sounds. "wow you watch that 4 hour video a lot you must really love rain, here's 500 more of those" youre a fucking idiot

I’m a mary sue

cowabunga piece of shit!!

eating the a suckyou lent dish…

I love to such thing as a free lunch

the new onion video was pretty funny but unfortunaqtely it fails to have a clarity of purpose so it may end up being mistaken for the gvery thing it intends to criticisze. 🧠🧠🧠

YOUTUBER: be sure to click the subscribe button!! (a little graphic appears of a cursor clicking the subscribe button) ME: ohh thanks for including that fruity little gif there. otherwise I wouldn’t have known you were referring to the button that says “subscribe”. I’d be totally lost

hehehehehe… oh pardon me… I was just thinking of kenny… he is such a little guy…. hehehehohoho… so little…

he has so many talents, I love him

its fucked up that if you don’t have a ut*rus or a v*goo, & you take estrogen, lots of stuff in your body still reacts like “oh shit the uterine lining is being shed, better react accordingly” dude theres no uterine. I tricked your sorry ass, with chemicals…

Wait, hold on. You're telling me... Barbie? And Oppenheimer? They're coming out on the same day? WHAT? Those are like two completely different kinds of movies. There's no way...

in honour of the 20th anniversary of the charlie bit my finger film, the puppeteers behind “charlie” will be reuniting at shea statdium to bite the finger of the 18,000 fans (“charlie freaks”, as they call themselves) in attendence,

can I say something without people getting mad at me…

dude how do you remember that. my god. that was so many long ago.....

A Girl I Mustn't Lay a Hand On Just Sneaked Into My Bed... Now What?

I mean that stuff may be true but my primary issue is that it all fucking sucks cock

I really love that thing they do in Shortform Content where they edit the video so it seamlessly loops when it ends, it’s awesome that the Content Creators making this great Content are actively attempting to trick me into watching more. its good.

I love to don’t go breaking my heart

I have “aids burger in paradise” stuck in my head, & to a lesser extent, “cure burger in paradise”

here u go little tweek 💛

pirating software is so complicated. you gotta pay for a vpn & there’s ten trillion websites that are all in russian & sometimes trustworthy websites might have malware or a crack just stops working. & the fbi will find me & I’ll end up like jerry…

“let’s see what can I tell you about myself… I’m very sensitive, I like long walks on the beach, I don’t smoke, what else… oh, I used to be a white nationalist, but not any more. that was sort of a low point in my life. I’ve been getting into foraging lately, that’s been fun…”

I’ve lived many lifes in my life, such as this one…

im such a crazy pot head... im all gooped up on shuppets... im all gunked up on gnarlsbarkleys... im all flipped out on flubber...

I hate when someone inconspicuously places one of my body parts (foot, dick, prehensile tail) on a grill & it gets cooked & they put the body part between two buns & present it to me as food & I take a big chomp out of it & it hurts & I go “yow-hoo-hoo-hooie!” , or some similar exclamation of pain

hogwash is the lowest form of flimflam

I don’t agree with this use of the word “snarled”. google says it’s an valid definition. but I say it’s preposterous.

I love to leave me on read

ufo 50 is so damn good. I’ve only beaten 1 of the ~15 games I’ve played so far, they’re hard but they never feel unfair, unlike a certain spelunking-themed platformer that shall go unnamed…….

I opened a d4 dice room & my fucking drift-ass pro controller made me run right into the die & I got rerolled into ipecac + rubber cement

idk why i look at the comments on any youtube video where yoko ono is discussed in some capacity. i guess because i have some faint hope in my fellow man to not say disgusting misogynist shit, but that hope is sorely misplaced. that hope would be better suited for various worms & grubs

when trump dies all his handlers are gonna be like “gosh it was a nightmare working with him, I couldn’t say no, I was powerless, thank god I’m alive” & democrats will go “I understand. I would have done the same thing in your shoes 🤝”

if everyone jumps at the same time, the earth will turn red, & purple if done a 2nd time, & so on…

saw a pretty bord outside my house just now… :~)

they’re playing an extra load of taylor swift songs at work today & yknow, I really don’t wanna be a friggin music snob & get on people about their taste but like……………………………………………………….😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😴😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐😐

I love Kenny!!!!!! :)))

wacky hell mystery solvers bios

i pledge to all my followers i will never accept an invitation to perform my famous "comedy" in front of the saudi arabian royal family, regardless of $$ offered. i have at least 3 reasons why it's not good to do, so i won't

i figured out how the scary skull works in barbuta. i had assumed it was a punishment for entering a room without using the ladder but nope. i keep wondering if you can stand on those giant green dude's heads & use them as platforms, but i don't wanna waste a precious life trying....

I’m still so heartbroken over ben shapiro dying or whoever the fuck

I have a plan to fix the government. but if this is gonna work… we’ll have to set aside our differences, just this once…

I have a super hot one: Comics should be wordier, and beefier with whole pages of prose interspersed. Bring back narration boxes, bring back thought bubbles, combine text and visuals in more creative ways. Help a floppy take longer than five minutes to read; put more umami in that monthly bite.

I think it's difficult and fun to make comics