the first thing Handler's boots see after the hound gets back from killing a bunch of rebels

What universe was this man living in? I remember that year. It was terrorist everything. "Keep shopping/going to school/buying stocks or the terrorists win." You know what we couldn't say? French fries. (Freedom fries.) Conservative pressure groups tried to get The Two Towers film renamed.

nice mechanical watches are wasted on wealthy men. a billionaire who will wear it once every four years and leave it in a case the rest of the time doesnt deserve a marvel of engineering like that. *i* deserve a watch like that because i get sexually aroused by clockwork

Radicalizing my fellow puppy girls by teaching them about history and how good pups are made to do evil by fascists and colonizers.

Remember to massage your doms chest so her breasts grow faster~ she assured me it’s real science~ I swear I am not hypnotized she is just always right~ 😵‍💫 about everything all the time~

this is what she's hiding from you. and from her beautiful daughter lizzy with every decease

she'll be fine (probably)

He deserved it.

ok thanks i guess

the turbo dork boy to slutty goth girl pipeline is very real. it happened to me and it could happen to you. and you should totally let it happen to you! it's fun and hot and women will say you're pretty!

It’s always a gamble when you put Pym Particles up your dick

Hey. This.

[girl who is 100% about to die badly voice] you may have me outmatched in terms of skills, but i can't lose here! since my friends are counting on me, i will make up the difference between us with my flesh and blood!

Thinking about mechsplo hounds post war. The depths of broken they would be. I wonder what quality of life they'd have? What work would have to be done to get them to "stable" let alone functional.

Our cadre is so good at our jobs

it/its can be a wonderful pronoun set for girls

Fun couple activity: reading RESCUE HOUND out loud to each other :)

(2/2) #Mothman

You're stronger than you think. (1/2) #Mothman

every christmas gift you unwrap is another piece of bondage gear that you are immediately locked into till at least new year’s. you do still have to keep unwrapping them yourself.

It's not your grandmother. It's a predatory salesman wearing her face to rob you. Through the power of modern technology we've made the myths of the devil a reality.

Found it! Twitter user “@__chicletes__”

Bret, just say "white power". This is taking forever.

I hate being called out LMAO

groverhaus of leaves

Toxic yuri AU ♠️ #oc

Dear Evan Hansen (2015)

Also extremely hellish, that's cool It hopes things it can't say online happen to resolve this

ICE guy scrolling through its socials and his face just keeps getting paler

See you tomorrow. #Supergirl

Handler. #WARHOUND

I love being friends with queer perverts online ‼️

Wouldn't you agree that the best toys don't need silly things like identity?

"The perfect manga page doesn't exi-"

Time again for my favorite christmas post ever, one that still makes me laugh every time i read it

For Her — Chapter 2 An aging handler grappled with the lives she destroyed, and the one she "saved". And she decided to give up. She accepted what she is. She gave in to the worst of herself. She doesn't feel guilty anymore. She's finally happy. Right? archiveofourown.org/works/710461...

each of us contains the full genetic instructions for both testosterone & estrogen driven hormone loadouts (along with varying combos of both) this can be changed at any time. our genes will even start expressing themselves differently within ~3-6 months. this is an existential threat to fascists.

I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points

one way the media really fucked us over when it came to trump was portraying him as a big-time, powerful exec who had a ton of world class executive experience, when in reality he was an LLC king who got most of what he had by ripping off people he hired to do the work and cheating on his taxes

'divine bottom' will be entering my vernacular I think

craziest part is that i drew this right BEFORE i saw the ending of season 1 of witch from mercury #flowersteel

who up playin with they pocketwatches?

man how is this my first ever piece of warhound fanart

Lois Lane also knew about the whole horse thing. Supergirl thought he was just some guy.

Really funny that America gets a ton of international tourists because it's generally pretty cheap to come to say a Disney World, but this administration wants to turn it into an expensive swamp where your daughter might get pulled over on the side of the road for abortion check/genital inspection.