Commission from last year. Hey, Rivals, I have an idea for a Squirrel Girl skin. #SquirrelGirl #Marvel #Commissions #MyArt

I know it's not, but the images I've seen of the Harry Potter trailer really just feel like they're created via GEN AI prompts using the original Harry Potter movies. Its so oddly uncanny with the original films; and its like - what are we even doing here, even beyond the JK Rowling of it all.

Hung domme top who takes care of her own needs so regularly that all she ever wants from her submissives is missionary and a blowjob, so they conspire to keep her in chastity for months until she boils in her own repressed desires and starts subjecting them to demanded rancid hentai scenarios

Me: my god I hate noise Random American: yeah there should be no noise ever I ♡ gentrified suburbs and rules and any public disturbance i will report to the police but wokely Me: I LOVE YOU NOISE!! I LOVE YOU SIGNS OF LIVING! I LOVE YOU CHILDREN LAUGHING! I LOVE YOU MUSIC! I LOVE YOU CACOPHONY!

You can't buy indulgences from trans people that give you Special Permission to enjoy Harry Potter shit. We're not a church, that's not how any of this works. You can *do* whatever you want, but you have to shoulder the ethical burden of enriching a virulent transphobe on your own.

damn nintendo knows ball

the girl guides in the UK just kicked out all their trans members specifically bc they were threatened with a lawsuit from a rowling-funded group

This is the only Harry Potter argument worth making It wouldn't matter if Harry Potter was a singular, unmatched work of genius. Giving Rowling money is actively making the world a worse place and killing trans folks. There's no book good enough or nostalgic enough for that to be worth it.

At chili’s

I wrote this before Sora went under

some of my favorite shots from this movie 🥰🥰🥰

Toxic Yuri in between coms #bloodmoon #deadlock

Season 2 Episode 38 - Frame 480 out of 2828

fuck rly rly sorry about this one @kallidorarho.bsky.social ‘s Handler Shes got a hacking cough

Very nice video, @sanguine-sophie.bsky.social, though I couldn't help but notice a rather... costly mistake. (art by @raspberrywoof.bsky.social)

flex

telling apart your amazing guardians

your partner is buying beauty appliances on temu again.....

the republican justices are as pickled in MAGA slop as any pardoned jan 6er

a defeated knight should be forced to grind on her sword until she cums, soiling the symbol of her strength and bravery forever with her own fluids

Started/going

Cause i heard it was puppy day #deadlock #silver (votes will be counted here too for both sites!)

A lillte bit of puppyplay ain‘t hurting no one 🤭 (OC Camilla)

my message to slenderman

Update: The US has now also invented dying in a mass shooting because the ambulance en route to save you was blocked in by a robot car

Suspect Waits Patiently While Cop Sounds Out Miranda Rights

in nightmare kart the narration text between each level was originally planned on being voiced, but we ended up cutting it for time / resource reasons. because of that, streamers started reading the text aloud in their own voice that they felt best fit the vibe. it was beautiful. theres no excuse.

The cards see all.

Genuinely give AuDHD people basic income and housing, give them a bit to settle into their routines and recover from the trauma of survival, and then be ready to see shit pop the fuck off

me 5 seconds before fucking up every pool shot and losing horribly

I will never write anything as funny as this headline

Of course youre upset at trans people. You have not absorbed Vitamin D in 30 years

choosing to believe that this is what happened

Unstuck her!

negative steam reviews of a 'who wants to be a millionaire?' game that are cracking me up

Taking care of business. We need to do this and move on.

Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time

What's this? A secret agent come to disrupt my work on my Furry Transmogrification Ray? Very well, then I shall simply make you my first test subject. I hope you find the changes to your satisfaction... Mister Bun'd

Cop: Have you been age regressing this evening? Me, about to go for the stuffed dog in my glove compartment: no officer

In Roddenberrys own words, there are 2 Star Treks; the Trek actually representative of a truly diverse future that exists only in our dreams & the Star Trek we actually got, a TV show always trying to be diverse but still informed by the bias & limitations of present day writers & an unequal USA.

Thinking about branding a rebel pilot with the Imperial coat of arms Right across her stomach. She is a piece of meat, after all. Cut out her vocal cords, too; her body will do the talking for her.

still stings a bit

Since 2020 we've seen; WFH is good for people/economy/environment 4 day weeks are good for people/economy UBI is good for people/economy Renewables are good for people/economy/environment (also isolate us from energy crises) and the lessons we learned are... err... powerlines woke ig?

“There’s a few jobs on your resume with short time frames. Do you have any explanation for that? Temp work or something?” “Oh no nothing like that. I have a getting fired fetish. I need my manager just going fucking ballistic on me to get off.” “I need you to leave.” “Hrng… it’s not the same.”

spanked my gf with a riding crop so hard that the thing broke