Ranking Cords and Wires Based On Edibility

We finally got gun-control.

(Handler who just learned about Moral OCD) holy shit. holy shit. holu fuck. I'm about to get so many fucking ace pilots

The thing about becoming aware of Apologizes For Everything Forever Disorder is that now that I've trained myself to recognize it, I also see it in my friends ALL THE TIME and I'm like,,, no girl please you're a perfect angel you don't have to do this I promise,,,, I will end whoever did this to you

The straight truth is this: The Liberal Party of Canada, UK Labour, and the Democratic Party of the US - none of the party brass truly have a problem with what the current US administration is doing. They have a problem with how obviously and openly it’s being done. A short thread.

If the right was so compelling and sexy they wouldn't need rhese constant gaslighting PR campaigns featuring terminal attention seekers

It’s my fault still using it but I feel like within the course of a few days TikTok has gone from “evil for all the obvious reasons but still generally aware of what keys to jingle in front for me” to “actively useless slop and nothing else.” I’ve been getting the same exact videos over and over.

𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝘈 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘧𝘪𝘵..? 𝘋𝘪𝘥 𝘐 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘴𝘭𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘢𝘵 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬…? 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘮𝘣- Again?!

Honestly if this is all you have to contribute to the world, you should be fed to pigs.

You don't need to share the Himmlers' political views to be happy for them 🖤

these pulls are so fucking rigged against free to play accounts i never get anyone i want id been saving up for 5☆ Scylla Muir and 5☆ Handler Monax on the Volkov v Leukon banner for months and all i have to show for it thirteen copies of 3☆ Radio Girl fml

"simply about getting ICE back to obeying the law" Come on. They will never obey the law. And the law itself allows them to abuse & murder with impunity via qualified immunity. ICE OUT OF OUR CITIES is the minimum short term demand. Defund and abolish ICE is the only moral long term course.

“Death to kings” unless they’re a Dem. “Trans rights are human rights” except the trans rights we cede to Republican rhetoric. I’ll publicly call a trans woman stupid because she criticized the Dems. We need to learn that Dems are just as much a part of the same cycle of state power as the GOP.

they should pass a law that says ICE has to follow the law

Honest to god, my biggest fear as a trans person at the moment is that after all of this is over, the majority of people and that includes dems will go ‘well the imminent threat has passed’ and it’ll be back to the status quo for everyone and that includes not giving a fuck about me or my community.

This simple party trick will blow your guests’ minds in 2026

Can confirm, is fucking awesome hot

Okay, so this now looks a lot like the Slippin’ Jimmy thing from Better Call Saul: walk into the bar then do a flying header into the fire extinguisher, and phone your lawyer. Again, it’s a nexus of: well-connected wingnut cranks, the Times newspaper and billionaire legal funding.

My very first Gundam Artifact kit. And of course, I couldn't resist kitbashing it. It is now Genetor from @kallidorarho.bsky.social WARHOUND, the most underappreciated mech over there. Colours inspired by Aldnoah Zero (I hate the show, but love the colours). Sartha pinup painted over a decal.

Calling transphobia a 'gateway drug' to the far right undersells it. It's pure accelerant. Grimly fascinating to guess what crankery becomes any famous transphobe's secondary obsession, cos they all have one: 15 minute cities are fascism! Grok noncing is cool! ICE are good! We should kill all dogs!

This 40mm wide vignette is inspired by WARHOUND by @kallidorarho.bsky.social The characters are about 12mm tall, and are sculpted over model-train figures. The rest is either scratchbuilt, or uses gunpla parts. #miniaturepainting #inq28 #grimdark #gunpla #plamo #diorama

A lot of Dems are going to take Bovino and Noem being fired as the finish line, and it's very important to make it clear to them that it is a starting line

Reading Fugue Across Worlds, cute(?) mobster x singer yuri manhua and suddenly flashbanged by a kept hound play sketch by the artist

every 10 years they just reinvent vivian james

my personal favourite clickhole bit is this one:

makes no sense 🐀

i will never vote for gavin newsom

Lol

ugh. look. not all trans people know each other, okay ?? we're not like a monolith or anything. but yeah i do know her shes besties with my ex what do u need

Feels like the week we decide between making him a Hitler for 25 years while he orders executions from the YES/NO ipad in his wheelchair and oxygen tank ~OR~ making him a the most hobbled and incapable lame duck in the history of the Presidency until he's either removed or quits next year.

people who do this, why and what is your iq

Marvel releasing a comic called "Reborn: Ultimate Impact" might be the funniest and most mad libs comic title I have ever seen.

Trump Alleges That Democrats Secretly Paid Alex Pretti To Be Model Citizen https://theonion.com/trump-alleges-that-democrats-secretly-paid-alex-pretti-to-be-model-citizen/

brainwashed captive girl reminding her best friend, newly a fellow prisoner, that the things She does to girls are horrible but the things She does to corpses are even worse ♥︎ so she should shape up for her own sake and try to enjoy her new life ♥︎

Youtubist: "Hey guys! Today I'm going to attempt to improve on a mechanism that's been refined for literal centuries." 20 minutes of 3d printing later "Well that didn't work"

Trixie handles topics with grace #MLP

It can get lower!

INJECT THAT SHIT DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS!!!

Pet shaming.

Sleep brainwashing... The idea of being given a file or some sort of subliminals to play in some headphones while you sleep. The hypnotist whispering in your ear throughout the night, coaxing your arousal as you dream of their voice. Soon you start to sleepwalk right to where the voice takes you~

I’ve seen people say that the Kanye West apology letter was written entirely by his PR team and it feels like it was definitely overseen by one but the mention of finding council and healing via Reddit is so out there for a PR apology that it makes me think he at least he some sort of input in it

If the world chooses to become my enemy I will fight like I always have

Young Witch In A Small Village In The Alpsploitation