People think the male fantasy is power, but no The male fantasy is having an actually cool midlife crisis that you meet a goth baddie in the middle of, like in Fight Club or The Matrix The female fantasy is getting lost in a big maze populated by muppets and a singing twunk, like in Labyrinth

i need it

Puppy with flower

Best day ever!

Man what the hell these are high schoolers

ICE should be abolished. They are a rogue and reckless agency. Their agents act with impunity, kill & hunt our neighbors, break laws, violate basic rights, hurt children, and are corrupt. Any agency that can be abused at such a scale and weaponized against the American people should not exist.

This is a wonderful annual resource! I’d like to add that your local council may also have troops organized in hospitals, homeless shelters, resident foster homes, refugee centers, or other troops organized specifically to support marginalized kids, some of whom may also be trans.

hockey girl is right

The government is taking people who’ve done everything the right way, and who go to every appointment and fill out every piece of paperwork and abducting and hauling them to Texas and making them start the whole process over again

WE ARE ALL WE HAVE; WE ARE ALL WE NEED

friendly reminder The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone. which they will be

Steelers fans now: Had to happen. Long past time. I’d rather have a season truly suck than have another year of 10-7 like this. Steelers fans 3 weeks into the season that actually sucks:

The Steelers offense trying to move the ball is like watching a 9 year old play Elden Ring on lethal difficulty and the Texans offense is CJ Stroud punching himself in the nuts

one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny

1/11/2026 - Becoming Human

thats why he's the best

I don't like the death squads

AEW wrestlers have stronger stances on ICE than any elected democrats or mainstream shitlib pundits do

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

Renee Nicole Good was 37. She was murdered by an ICE agent in the street in broad daylight. What really happened to her will not be forgotten, minimized, or ignored.

I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.

If you call me a sweet summer child I'll put you into the fucking wall on Turn 3.

1/7/2026 – Lighten Up The older I get (and more medicated I am), the more I start to appreciate things being "fun", being "whimsical" than I used to. Things like Christmas lights, the inherent silliness of college football (and especially Bowl Season), the stuff that's just fun to see and take…

my hot take is that I don't think it's this website specifically that's toxic. the Circumstances are toxic and nobody really knows what to do about it so they come online and scream. and if I may offer an alternative: actually going outside and screaming feels better.

THE MAYO DUMP

me irl

hell yeah free advertising for @ballxpit.com during this here football game 🌟

Hell yeah brother

Reposting with alt text

Time to dust this one off again

It's 2026. Things many American school kids probably don't know how to do: * Cover the flexbone * Use one of those urinal troughs * Run a 2 minute offense out of the Wing T * Identify all the members of the Big 8 * Lobby BCS Pollsters * Enjoy a can of Surge * Take a long 2 instead of a stepback 3

my mind has been read.

Last art of the year! Made this in honor of @eyepatchwolf.bsky.social 's croissant speech. Impostor syndrome is real, no matter how big you get. More detailed post here: www.tumblr.com/jadebrightwi...

Happy New Year!

Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.

That's my GOAT right there

I simply MUST read this.

Me trying to hold a conversation:

11-5! GO BIRDS!!! 🦅🦅🦅

That was a catch, I don’t have to pretend the NFL’s definitional psychosis is real

Every protagonist needs to eat shit at some point.