Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

Thor's helmet should emote like Asterix's, my only deeply held superhero opinion

Website: Should we trust this device in the future? Me: *clicks Yes* Website: LOL nice try that's exactly what an untrustworthy device would say

Well, to begin with today, happy 12th birthday to this fine example of the photo editor’s work

Did a new one

At long last, we have created the Toilet Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Toilet Nexus

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

it's not FOR us

I will never not repost this (Sound on for maximum effect)

Always love a confidently wrong king. (Also who the fuck censor fucking ?)

Is there a carbon monoxide leak in Bsky HQ or something?

I'm not a big fan of Jack Dorsey but I have to admit that one of his better ideas was, instead of getting into posting wars with users, he would go off to a yoga castle and eat hallucinogens for two weeks

We're getting a wave of articles that are like, "gee willikers it sure seems like the people who complained about 'cancel culture' for years really like canceling people." Yes! This was extremely obvious at the time and a lot of us pointed it out!

There’s an antiques emporium in Norwich of such unfathomable strangeness every visit produces fresh gasps of bewilderment and terror. Recent finds: 1. Mounted photo print of depressed steam train driver (£1)

One time I was at a bar in Prague and Johnny Cash was sitting next to a couple of huge guys who fell off their stools. He tried to help them but couldn’t, so I reached down with one arm and pulled them both up. Johnny asked “the hell are you doing?” and I said “righting Czechs your ass can’t, Cash”

Beginning to think most of the interpersonal conflicts in professional wrestling could be resolved just as easily in private.

ladies if he’s a matador that is a huge red flag

Sainsbury's corn flakes, 1973. From the Sainsbury Archive. Its a little too 'Wicker Man-ish' for me... www.sainsburyarchive.org.uk/catalogue/se...

Photojournalism by the Tribune's @staceywescott.bsky.social

None of these missions are impossible and in fact the movie shows the missions were very feasible all along

Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the bed and I pour myself a cup of the bed

Happy Saturday everyone! I have some new things in the shop as of yesterday. nora.jewelry Shares appreciated!! #bsnm

Look, I know it means well but I really don’t think it’s a good idea to mock the appearance of some of the fash out today, nor their incoherence - not least because their process of online radicalisation is driven by both a sense of material helplessness and information overload

You KNOW they have a padlocked freezer in the garage

That’s it Sainsburys, you tell him!

Pet parrots which typically live alone (whilst those in the wild live in large flocks) were given the technology to call each other. They would use it for up to three hours a day, and developed favourite friends 💔 on.ft.com/3K05vhS

only around a decade to go until another PM thinks "I know, I should hire Peter Mandelson"

hey im putting something together for my boss for his birthday. yeah can you write a letter or better yet an insane poem or horrifying drawing about the unspeakable crimes you all have committed together

@rathergood.bsky.social dragon con 2025 cosplay (via Facebook)

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

just once i’d like to hear an established, successful artist look back at their work and say “of course, you couldn’t make that these days, because you can’t get funding for original work that’s not based on an established ip”

here’s a version where the POV is blacked out whenever the driver takes their eyes off the road

Feels good, man. (Source: www.facebook.com/share/r/19Xp...)

Can folks do me a favor? I was on Bluesky early & it was great. Mostly. I hit the eject button in January. I came back, many colleagues are here, but still don’t know I am. I co-created Halt and Catch Fire. I write TV & comics. Here’s two favorite set photos. Repost? I am in the wilderness.

“Hey Jim, I’m gonna need one more square block to fill that order. Yeah, yeah, we got all six … remember I told you about that new guy? Got a story for you about him”

I'll admit that the AI features in PDF reader have fundamentally changed my experience - I now have to angrily click past a pop up before I can read the PDF I need to.

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

They are being decommissioned and put beyond use - per the Good Friday Agreement.

Greggs typology: August 2025

This is incredible

i think it would be sad when rutger hauer dies in blade runner even if he hadn't seen cool stuff

Disgusted to see this beautiful landscape ruined by wind turbines.