"The issues" are not immutable. Americans do not come out of the womb arguing about trans girls in Division III volleyball. The issues are what you make them. The issues are what you're loudest about. Create the conversation around these murderers' war crimes, don't equivocate, and don't let up.

There’s so much Miller on the timeline, cleansing with Dolly Parton and a cat ✨

Billionaires need to stop the bullshit they're doing and start constructing a cooking arena called "Kitchen Stadium" where visiting chefs from around the world can compete against their Gourmet Academy, led by three or four Iron Chefs

By what right does the USA assert control over Alaska and Hawaii? Not to mention Puerto Rico or Guam?

Yeah I would, actually. Can you bring health care with you?

A reminder that, in the midst of everything else, the Trump administration is an incredible combination of entitlement and sloppiness. DOJ: "We were too busy invading Venezuela to address your court order, Chief Judge Boasberg." Boasberg: "You didn't even follow the rules in filing this request."

Damon, Marlon, and Venez Wayans.

the 6% is the WaPo editorial board

Are you available today?

Oh, we're finding out who loves freedoms and liberties, all right.

seems a little insensitive

Broke: America is a violent, expansionist empire but we tell ourselves we're not Woke: Damn straight we're a violent, expansionist empire and we're not not going to hide it anymore

I want to remind everyone that the US has sanctioned members of the International Criminal Court for going through a formal legal process to identify international leaders who engaged in war crimes, making them vulnerable to arrest.

Let's not forget, millions of Americans voted for Trump. They are our fellow citizens. So regardless of where we stand politically, it is imperative to reach out and tell each and every one of them that they are stupid fucking assholes.

Pretty sure he meant Earl "the Pearl" Monroe.

Have to be careful with the menu, but they'd be fun.

So many to choose from, but...

It’s not about drugs. If it was, Trump wouldn’t have pardoned one of the largest narco traffickers in the world last month. It’s about oil and regime change. And they need a trial now to pretend that it isn’t. Especially to distract from his sinking under Epstein and skyrocketing healthcare costs.

As if this "administration" gives a crap about what Americans want.

Next time you look at your greatly increased monthly bill for healthcare, remember that Republicans chose to use the money set aside for supplements to defray your costs to, instead, invade Venezuela to make ExxonMobil even richer. Thank them with your votes.

CBS News is now "happy to welcome " Elliott fucking Abrams to discuss Venezuela. So much for journalism.

Slurring the quiet part out loud.

Not even bothering to hide the oil grab. Not a single fig leaf. Just wide open imperialist theft of another country's resources.

Don is planning to pocket the $50 million.

Never gets old.

Exactly one month ago.

The world must boycott the World Cup and the Olympics. It is both the only moral choice and will actually get the attention of these dead-eyed clout demons.

These are people opposed to gender affirming care.

A true American leader.

How ironic if greed ends up saving us from total climate disaster.

I would be sworn in on a copy of All Star Superman.

No relation to At Last The 1948 Show. (I think) youtu.be/DT1mGoLDRbc?...

Republicans: schools should be locked down behind metal detectors and armed teachers, but day care centers should be wide open.

Media outrage would blot out the sun if Joe Biden was MC'ing an auction at his private golf club on NYE and blithely dismissing a $2 million bid for a painting as "peanuts" while Americans struggle to pay the bills and ACA health insurance premiums go up - today - by 100% or more

French Fries Quarter Pounder Big Mac Filet-O-Fish If these items do to Trump what we hope they'll do, this will be the ultimate Happy Meal.

McDonalds is the last hope for our democracy.

We will have other food sources.

The Red Closet Diaries I don't care where Benny puts his Johnson, whose ass Matt Schlapps, who's in Nick's sexual Fuentesies, or if Tucker wants to tuck 'er into Carl's son. But great (Tim) Scott! I just want a Graham of honesty from MAGA men when it comes to sexual politics. by Maureen Dowd

Timezones are so weird. Australia is in 2026, Canada is in 2025, and the United States is in 1939.

Calling all orcas.

Poor effort. No bears in this picture. Fail.

Whoops!

Details, baby. Details.