I hate the new Instagram UI

pretty sure Kyle called me bird nerd because it rhymed and was funny and then I proceeded to know a lot about birds

Willow says hi

Had to write some words about the #F1Academy and its new third-year clause, why its approach is now starting to come across as conflicting. Does it want a woman in #F1, or to be the separate platform series for marketing sake? www.motorsport101.com/does-the-f1-...

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Me: “Oh yay! I put this Henderson guy into my team last minute and he did really well.” Kyle: “Yeah, 30pts tonight. Good job baby. Who are you playing?” Me: “You.” Kyle: “FUCK!”

Saw a screenshot of a video that said "Can't believe Lando Norris is white" and my immediate thought was "It's pretty easy to tell when he opens his mouth"

women don't like the vehicle

my "I am not a mossad honeypot" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

I SAID THIS FOR FREE, KARUN.

good morning

The Republican president is a pedophile who has doubled my healthcare costs and let scores of violent criminals out of jail. But a Democratic mayor-elect wants to make busses free in a city I don't live in. I have never felt more politically homeless.

yeah it's honestly so wild! to me that the new york times circa 2019 is writing articles about how the internet is making kids trans meanwhile their writers are emailing The World's Most Well Known Child Sex Trafficker like "heyyy buddy,,,, how's it goin friend!"

TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence! Real conspiracies: To: conspirator From: famous person Attachment: evidence.png

Did Underage Girls Ruin Politics? Tomorrow in the @nytimes.com

i really truly wish any of the epstein furore was caused by a genuine concern for cruelty for teenage girls, for exploited kids. it would be a different country if it was, of course, but the discourse is sometimes jarring

I want you to think of Twitter like an ex (haha). You have feelings about them and what they're doing now but you can't do anything about them. You think about the past but ultimately it's healthiest just to move on and stop thinking about what they're doing now.

Close enough

oh he's just selling NVIDIA to buy more OpenAI, never mind, carry on apologies for the disturbance! www.wsj.com/business/ear...

Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up

🚨BREAKING: John Elkann has released a statement clarifying his comments about Ferrari’s Formula 1 drivers.

teaching the odyssey in 2025

No you don’t understand giving the republicans everything they want is a strategic move

I’m quite pragmatic! I compromise all the time on my politics! I vote for democrats every chance I get! But good lord these people are fucking pitiful

no money for politicians

In a season where the team has done its best to protect itself from the narrative-hungry media, using the press to drive a wedge between the team and its drivers makes John Elkann look like the out-of-touch billionaire he is.

do you know how much Charles Leclerc thinks about Ferrari? when he played chess against a grand master he kept moving the fucking horse around to do everything. Ignoring the rest of his pieces. My guy plays chess with Ferrari. Come on.

important thing I realized just now: charles leclerc is going to one up nico rosberg because he didn't have to stop having sex with his beautiful almost-wife to beat lewis hamilton in equal machinery

kyle started up chess with me and he started sending me flirty messages and I'm like "bro that's mild compared to what I've seen"

all the hard work Fred & co have done to protect this team from the narrative-hungry media this season. all the work the engineers have done to try and make this mid car competitive. Charles has 7 podiums and a pole out of it. and this is what you say to boost your ego over a WEC championship? lmao

“we need drivers who think more about Ferrari and less about themselves” if you don’t shut your fucking mouth you spineless billionaire fraud there is no one who cares more about Ferrari than Charles Leclerc. and you just outed yourself to the world as an idiot with this quote

Elkann's statement is a disgrace. It's a disgrace if it's about Charles, it's a disgrace if it's about Lewis, it's a disgrace if it's about the both of them. It is completely disrespectful to the work the team has done, including the drivers, to protect everyone and handle the criticism together

I have watched more South Park this year than I have in my entire life and my millennial boyfriend is delighted

I relate to the new Danny Brown record as someone who is also friends with an above average amount of trans people through being into cool music online

btw my therapist went "oh noooo" unironically about this

I wish

telling my therapist about Charles Leclerc’s engagement

forgot to post the sticker

this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.

Earlier this year, I met a Croatian journalist who was in the US doing a piece on America’s politics and I asked her what surprised her. And she said, “What you all call the far left is just being normal.”

Woke up today to the news

if u do not have anything nice to say well sometimes u are not wrong

no I’ll wish him a sad birthday

rächer of solnari this, rächer of solnari that, why don’t we focus on räching deez nuts across that genocidal maniac’s face

Leclerc has got engaged. Not sure which of them is luckier