how I feel after sending a professional yet mean email to someone stupid at work

I was sick of seeing JD Vance's memoir get all of the book coverage. So I asked a bunch of writers I know and love what recent books they think should get more attention. These are books for people who actually like to read. Please check them out! lithub.com/40-great-new...

brings a nerf gun to a knife fight

kick rocks

I hate this heat and I am definitely cranky about summer being too fucking hot

A northern rough-winged swallow impatiently inhales its parent's face in its search for food. I'm pretty sure the adult had no food at the time. #birds

FUCK

I’m not playing hard to get, I have ADHD

I really, really need to know how the hell this keeps happening to you people.

When you enter a library it’s important to establish dominance by walking up to the biggest book on the shelves and punching it in the face

happy birthday meryl streep 🎂

this is so insane

this reads like he is some child-emperor disposing of his ill-suited and scheming viziers

During sexy time: HYDRATION BREAK

two folks going back and forth in my mentions with simpsons memes and i would like to go on the record as saying that's a perfect use of my mentions

Zoran: Good morning Rama my wife. Rama: hello Mamdani

seriously a bananas psa video to run that made me only bully him more and I'm laughing so hard at it still

You should learn about how to talk to strangers online. You're not proving your point (if there ever was one), and you're carrying yourself poorly.

As early as next month, Discord could enable their global age verification measures. #privacy #ageverification theprivacycloud.substack.com/p/discord-wi...

mclaren put my feelings into words 🧡

nabbed Willow the snorlax blanket from the pokemon pet collection drop and she LOVES it

When people read about this era in 200 years they're going to be convinced most of it was an allegory and not real

whenever my boyfriend is on gta with his best friend, he for some reason starts speaking in the royal we and I keep forgetting to ask why

why is my new phone so large

literally muted all men in a discord server for an hour this week and it felt so good to have some goddamn peace and quiet

so is anybody on here in any good secret societies

what are my tiny raccoon hands supposed to do to handle a giant iPhone I am sincerely asking

but, soft! what baja through yonder window blasts?

Winning a Lambda special prize is probably as good a time as any for this, so: Hi! I’m Natalie Marlin. I’m a queer trans freelance arts/media critic, always looking for cool writing opportunities. DM me to commission: Features Interviews Reviews Profiles Essays Scene reports Album bios …and more!

Suns out, puns out, shitposters

freelancers never give you a lance and I think that's bullshit

Gimme some bleach boys My pool’s got mold The water smells shitty and my blue paint all Got stripped away

You can do this for free by telling a gate guard at Naval Station Norfolk to fuck off and keep driving

The big flaw of "Heated Rivalry" is that they're not really rivals. They're fuckin' before they even start competing on the ice. Absolutely not how I would have written it.

unrelated to my race watch, I picked up a lost dog yesterday and idk what the aversion is to “putting a collar and tag on your dog” is but it certainly would have made reuniting the lost dog with her family a lot fucking quicker and easier

okay I know everyone in my timeline is mad at Ferrari right now about Charles but I’m watching the race properly because I have nothing to do at work besides dumb training That was BEAUTIFUL vsc management of Lewis though from the team. He got so fucking lucky and the team handled it perfectly.

I was told that if I liked sports it would make me even hotter. What if I wanted to be colder

Sorry i'm late i was in the back yard teaching the Raccoons to square dance

Reneging on promises of continued care for trans youth who accessed puberty blockers or hormone therapy prior to bans, the NHS is now committed to the forced detransition of 78 trans children. assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

*sigh* do I want to know

You were, basically, stealing from Subway. They had their rules for their company and you decided not to abide by them. What you do with your own business is up to you but what you did was wrong at Subway.

i support banning young people from social media except linkedin. without the ability to build a professional network, showcase their skills, and access career opportunities we are consigning the next generation of young hustlers to a ruinous future