I’ve got a catapult. We can get this done tonight.

Time for more giant women. Nemesis & Melinoe

he is underperforming Rick Caruso’s 2022 run by several points. people are too online

This actual step towards apocalyptic water wars is happening because tech bros religiously believe in a post-human fantasy world where they merge with machines to become immortal and the government is helping them becuse they can finally achieve mass surveillance. www.barchart.com/story/news/2...

the best punishment for most of these idiots would just be to let them run the city/state/country for a while and show their whole asses like trump has. the problem is they will kill us normal people with their venality and incompetence. so they gotta be flushed

Th1af

2 weeks ago in the free press: www.thefp.com/p/nithya-ram...

Wonderclout (n.) - Something showy in appearance but that’s utterly worthless. “The druxy oligarch, a meretricious wonderclout, doddered his way to the sacellum for a garishly Barnumized token balop featuring an awkwardly perfunctory rictus and the cack-handed wielding of a sacrosanct enchiridion.”

my whole thing is that i just don't want to argue on the website where people get paid the more you argue with them. that's dumb

america speedrunning "why do we have the bill of rights" in celebration of the 250th anniversary

We’re going to keep adding horror to every other movie genre like how you hybridize crops for survival. Eventually we will see the revival of the previously extinct romcom and buddy comedy genres exclusively through grafting and selective breeding.

Raw milk is one of those ideas that can really only take hold when people haven't seen a cow. if you see a cow from let's say ten feet or less you immediately understand the problem that pasteurization is solving

What do you think these tomtate grunts are mouthing off about?? #tomtate #tomtategrunt #grunt #mouthfight #mouthoff #gruntfight #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #miamibeach #biscaynebay #coralcity #civicpridethroughbiodiversity #glennnevis #coralcityfoundation #ccf #kbcf

This is my favorite comic

BLOGGER WHO HAS NEVER HELD A REAL JOB: you bitches sound just like human reources

Some phone calls are better than others. Congratulations to the New Yorkers who won affordable World Cup tickets.

Is there literally any reason for news outlets to cover the "ceasefire" as if it actually exists besides the fact it's become a load bearing part of Trump's fictional cope-averse and he would get mad at people who don't participate in it?

Three years ago tomorrow, I very nervously gave this speech. I knew my career as a TV journalist was dunzo, cooked, filleted, kaput the morning I wrote it. (Thanks to Kat insisting I go for it anyway.) The end is awfully prescient at this exact second, though. Big ups to Scott Pelley for fighting.

how i want to go out

We're going to need a new Constitution anyway, put Mamdani in charge of the Second Republic of America or whatever you want to call it.

Look, it made us all really horny, JD.

Charles Lucifer Vance, you're named after two of the bravest men I've ever known

I didn't even know he was sick

monday comin'

the suit jacks *her* off

Don’t worry everyone. The reason they didn’t disclose the names of the offending dairies is because “this could have happened at *any* raw milk dairy,” which is extremely comforting and makes perfect sense. why damage the reputation of *these* particular death dealers?

Saw a clip of Mark Cuban saying the way Democrats can take back the center is by meeting with billionaires because Mark kept trying to hang out with Joe Biden to advise him on policy and they wouldn’t give him the time of day and you have to give it up to Sleepy Joe on that one

Pratt has to abide by 1970s pro-wrestling “loser leaves town” rules and only come back to LA in a mask.

Environmental storytelling

Thief is such a great franchise. The first three are fantastic and I love the world and lore and characters so much. Wish it had an active fandom, especially since I discovered the games about ten years late.

"I've been watching you, Mr. Garrett. So closely, in fact, that I'm afraid I'd forgotten we haven't actually met yet." These are just so damn good. #Thief #TheDarkProject #LookingGlass

Also a reminder about who is actually in a "bubble" the next time someone goes on about Bluesky. "Huh how did my candidate lose, they're the only thing people on X were talking about" like ya dummy because Elon Musk wants them to win too its not some cosmic coincidence.

Read Theory

journalists are gonna get together for an event where this guy has been invited to shit on them en masse like the goddamn simps they are

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Stop texting my wife!

Since Izzy is off the injury list, she’ll play against her gf for the first time this season 🏳️‍🌈 happy pride!!!

i also have very little to add to this other than if you fell for this extremely artificial panic, fucking shame on you, and it got you absolutely nothing and nowhere and now your life is worse too.

you can door dash anything

Pelley and 60 minutes really were the gold standard for Serious Journalism and that they already felt the need to “balance” a story about the murder of innocent civilians by federal goons by implying they deserved it is an indictment of the entire industry