Tangentially related, I read Dracula for the first time and I was surprised to learn there was a cowboy who was like, "YEEHAW AHM FROM TECKSAS, I'VE BROUGHT ENOUGH WINCHESTERS FOR ALL, LET'S KILL THIS SON OF A BITCH"

The ending has such an MCU final battle/D&D campaign feeling, I kind of love it

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On the way to Île-de-France!

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good grief

to the victor go the frankensteins

It always was Tulipmania. And the Republicans want to squander taxpayer gold and treasure to enrich the crypto crowd, and goose the market value of their crypto vaporware.

This is where I'm at. If feds are sending ICE, you gotta be ready to call these guys up to protect your taxpayers and voters

new law: if you accrue over 500 million dollars, you are required to take a brain scan of your amygdala structure, and if it's clear you're a psychopath, you get all your money taken from you (you can keep a million or something whatever). This would probably be close to 100% of rich people, so

when the insane stuff I’ve predicted for the past decade all starts coming true in a 6 month span

Americans are literally thieves who built on stolen land. That's the whole thing. Again. Please stop having impostor syndrome when dealing with pundits, as you can see here this is who they pay for opinions and you should feel pretty good about yourself that you didn't put this in the paper

Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading https://theonion.com/trove-of-emails-about-pedophilia-reignites-nations-love-of-reading/

Epstein watching the scene where Batfleck brands a human trafficker so he'll be identifiable in prison

the default slur for conservatives is “pedophile”, but the second you tell them to do something about child molesters they hem and haw about how raping anyone older than a toddler could be permissible in certain cases

Miss Piggy would demand 3 hours of oral before letting you up for air

If you express solidarity with Palestinians doing this you die in real life

They were the first wrestling thing I’ve ever seen to have an arena full of people chanting “he is gay! He is gay!” and mean it in a nice supportive way

Kylie Jenner Photographed Wearing Amulet Containing Imprisoned Timothée Chalamet https://theonion.com/kylie-jenner-photographed-wearing-amulet-containing-imprisoned-timothee-chalamet/

at a caber-tossing competition, two kilted competitors close the distance between each other Yeeted Rivalry.

I wonder why an op ed columnist at Bezos' Post would have an interest in defending the rights of rich men to do as they will

They literally called Good and Pretti terrorists. They've made it clear they consider any opposition to their illegal efforts to be terrorist activity. This is bullshit and Schumer knows it.

They're booty mad that the real techno optimism wasn't ad tech and bored apes and is instead *checks headlines* dirt cheap solar power, sodium batteries, and cancer vaccines

I think like 3 people had really good ideas. Steve Case, who started AOL which made chat & email mainstream (networking/social media), Google who indexed the internet and made it searchable, and then Steve Jobs put all that shit in our pocket. SV got outed as like 3 good ideas and they're fucked

Talked this week about why removing the fascist boot from your neck will help you find a much bigger audience and, also, your soul. "There's a reason the Washington Post is going to die before The Onion becomes one of the biggest newspapers in the country: They licked the boot, and we kicked back."

hang on i got u [clicks on a file called “grifter list,” it takes ten minutes to open because it’s so big]

Lol

there's certainly plenty to criticize in the Dems' asks but this is why splitting off the DHS funding from everything else was such a big win - there's going to be far less pressure on Dems to end a DHS-only shutdown than there was when "food stamps run out" was on the table

Perfection

i am trying not to joke about the Epstein stuff because it's so horrible but there's also this ridiculous element where it's like... discovering Dracula is real, he's taken over human society at the highest levels, he's involved in tons of evil and also he's a huge dipshit

reading a bunch of emails from dracula with the subject line "re: bood" body text "nd more thalls 4 blod" and being like "did he disable spell check, how is he even sending these out like this"

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digging into some new shit, everything subject to change #necrowestern

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Death

i like that they are happy :-)

the cool thing about mamdani is that literally everyone who freaked out about him sucks

"It's not sexist. Roger Ailes used to tell us that." 😭

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