finally, a lawsuit that says they blew up the library

Pratt has to abide by 1970s pro-wrestling “loser leaves town” rules and only come back to LA in a mask.

Why go swimming? You’ve seen a pool, you know what that’s like.

Any time a Spanish speaking government does right by its poorest the New York Times summons the ghost of United Fruit

Unfortunately I don’t think folks who can afford to pay some people’s annual salary to go to a basketball game are likely to boo Donald Trump.

Can’t be convicted of a crime if you’re dead! Trump creating a whole new class of super-criminals!

After consulting with my attorney I’ve been advised that what I actually want to say about this would be ill-advised so I’ll just say that he couldn’t possibly be clearer about which side of D-Day he’s identifying with

If I wanted to read an AI generated story, I would just go to ChatGPT and generate one myself. I wouldn't need to pay a magazine to pay an "author" to type "story plz" into the machine for me.

Check out the candidates endorsed by @tnadvocatesforpp.bsky.social:

1. This would be a “meh” report under Biden. 2. Under Trump, these numbers get “revised down” by 10% or so in a couple of months when nobody is paying attention.

Ted Chiang is brilliant. He takes the question of AI consciousness to its logical conclusion—really a must-read, right down to the last word: www.theatlantic.com/philosophy/2...

"The lawmakers who are acting in bad faith could start acting in good faith" is not a strategy!

Scott Pelley was fired for saying what we all know to be true instead of going along with the lie.

Ethics is poison to the entire MAGAsphere. The only way for them to survive is to ensure they are never exposed to it in any way.

Bigotry is so brain melting that some Tennessee rescue won't let a friend of friend adopt a dog because she lives within 20 miles of Dearborn.

“He can’t remember his kids names or faces, and calls Melania Marla regularly, but he’s absolutely great at the test he sees and repeats every day.”

I hereby promise to use zero AI tools if my company will pay me an extra $1500 a month.

I’ve heard the organizers of Freedom 250 are now reaching out to LeRoux to gauge interest.

The alternative Super Bowl halftime show sponsored by MyPillow is the only show these chodes can manage to pull together. Anyway, why not get all Trump’s supporters in a room and force them to watch the Melania “documentary?”

the kicker in the nyt’s best 100 restaurants list is pretty special

Any idea what he’s going to sing? Couple of songs from each of the acts who cancelled?

This is really outrageous when you think about it. A jury found Trump sexually assaulted Carroll. News coverage often frames it like they’re political opponents.

You can tell that Stephen Miller and Ken Paxton are the manliest men because their gametes are super-tiny! Like, their urologists send their labs out to a specialist with an electron microscope to see if there's anything there. Like, they need two or three of 'em to get all 23 chromosomes.

It’s like Texas republicans had all these “but she’s a girrrrl!!” attacks lined up for Jasmine Crockett and didn’t want to waste the consulting money they’d already spent.

Every time I read something stupid Stephen Miller said I’m obliged to come up with a new Sexual Matador joke and that barrel barely has any flour in it these days.

BREAKING: LimoZeen has also withdrawn from the Freedom 250 celebration

oh wow it's that thing that was only happening in everybody's heads

Si vous aimez les creepypasta, je vous recommande la série “Widow’s Bay”.

“Also you’ll be court-martialed. Which is why I chose to speak here, at the most conservative of the military academies, instead of literally any other school.”

You can currently print a Trump $250 bill at home and use it to pay your tab at either of Kid Rock’s restaurants in Nashville.

Oh hello. powertothepeoplefest.com/announce

Lots of restaurants make a passable burger. Nobody makes Popeyes chicken sandwich but Popeyes.

The “vindictive prosecution” when they have to kick people off grand juries until only Jan 6 participants are left should be pretty telling.

Dude can only eat wriggly octopus like in Oldboy. Otherwise his wife has to feed him using the “here comes the airplane” method to make sure he gets adequate nutrition.

Talerico is gonna have to call Ken Paxton a pigfucker, and when he’s called on it say “oh, I thought based on what they were saying about me you could just make shit up.” Besides, “Pigfucker Paxton” has a nice musicality to it.

Democrats aren’t allowed to call Republicans weird for wanting to rape children, but they have no problems saying it if someone dares to be vegan.

so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.

If current trends hold, 1 in 31 Texans will have voted for Ken Paxton in the runoff.

🎵 Dr X… will build a mall…🎵

On Memorial Day we remember those who died defending the cause of freedom, or, going forward, “engaging in war of dominance for the entertainment of billionaires” as Pete Hegseth likes to say.

All these racist conservatives upset about how fictional mermaids and fictional Helen of Troy aren’t white and it makes them unable to masturbate need to relax. They should take a nice, big drink of water and watch Hamilton.

Order the US trademark office to remove each and every trademark owned by the Trump organization from protection, like it was Aspirin.

I like to claim that I’m a good person who isn’t vindictive, but if it happens and it’s not of natural causes I’m still popping the champagne and ringing the bells.

Trump can identify which of three animals is a camel, but doesn’t know who was president on January 6, 2021. No cognitive issues whatsoever.

"who was president from March 2020-January 20, 2021?" is one of the most fiercely contested questions in American politics

Okay, who’s Tyler Austin Harper and why should I care if he drinks beer that’s often served in pitchers?

At a basic level, party leaders have collectively raised billions of dollars in political spending, the great bulk of which has been directed to ads instead of permanent organizing or media infrastructure. Generational strategic failure regardless of policy preferences and ideology. RIP OFA.

The Iran fiasco set the timeline back but the events are still happening.

So one assumes the voting machines by companies other than these are, in fact, vulnerable to manipulation.