Either he’s planning a thousand year Reich or the next democrat who gets the presidency gives Greenland back with reparations to Denmark.

If you’re an ICE agent worried about being hit by a car, maybe don’t shoot the driver of the car from pointblank range, ensuring they have zero control over whether they involuntarily slam on the gas pedal or are capable of steering.

"TU. NE. PEUX. PAS. ÊTRE. ANTIFASCISTE. SUR. UN. RÉSEAU. FASCISTE."

So if you’ve got a blue checkmark on Twitter you’re paying for child pornography. Got it.

Makes you wonder what sort of people have the sort of access to be able to send Tony Dokopil a message in his inbox. Can you send him a message? Or is it just Bari Weiss and Kristi Noem?

He has…sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance. For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

In 2016 when Trump was elected the first time I remarked that we’d moved into “post-morality America” Looks like Trump’s making that clear.

May he never experience another peaceful day as long as he lives outside of a prison cell.

These are serious, defamatory accusations and Jacob Frey should have a fun time dragging Fox into court to answer for them.

Also, there was a time before we had “secret police” in this country when the name of a “law enforcement officer” who killed someone in the line of duty would be public knowledge.

Haven’t seen anything in reports—I presume the murderer is still at large, along with his associates?

"Renee was one of the kindest people I’ve ever known,” her mother said. “She was extremely compassionate. She’s taken care of people all her life. She was loving, forgiving and affectionate. She was an amazing human being.” www.startribune.com/she-was-an-a...

NEW: A WIRED review of outputs hosted on Grok's website shows the tool is being used to create sexual images and videos far more explicit and at time violent than what's on X, including apparent minors and celebrity deepfakes. This is from @regret.bsky.social and @mattburgess1.bsky.social

Democrats may not have explicitly enabled this when they reopened the government in exchange for zero concessions back in November, but at least they’re going to do it again in a few weeks.

Samuel Alito flew two flags used by insurrectionists. Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election. Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the January 6th plot. It's a stain on our nation that this has effectively been forgotten.

The authors I’d recognize on-sight are mostly dead (Vonnegut, Capote, George RR Martin before he finishes ASOIAF). Everyone else is a celebrity who also wrote a book.

I presume Hilton will be updating the “Hilton Slavery and Human Trafficking Statement” on their homepage to reflect their newfound cooperation with human traffickers.

I've watched thousands of videos from the Jan. 6 riot as part of NPR's reporting and archive project on that day. Here are some of the lesser known videos that have really stuck with me. 🧵

“What I’m doing must be right, because a just and benevolent God would stop me if it was wrong.”

A friend just had her checking account wiped out by her family's new health insurance premium (which went from $890 a month to $2800). The thing is, she'd cancelled the policy in early December, assuming it would also cancel the autopay. Nope.

RIP Hero Donuts Nashville outpost, a victim of burger saturation and donut fatigue.

Not yet stated is that Grok apparently has a full library of CSAM that it uses as training data to drive its child porn machine.

It should be obvious at this point that the next leader of Venezuela will be whoever promises to make it the 51st state.

If you’re still on Twitter guess what you’re financially supporting. Also, “child porn machine” seems like the sort of thing Apple would have banned from the App Store.

Why doesn’t he just go back into the country with an attack squad and steal that Nobel Peace Prize, killing 100 people in the process?

“We’ve been closely monitoring the situation from a blanket fort we set up at Mar a Lago”

Best thing I’ve read this morning, from a human rights lawyer in Mexico. Translation is in the ALT-text.

So much for dry January.

For the record, had I been elected to congress back in 2022 you would not have to call my office to let me know that kidnapping another head of state and bombing their country unprovoked is a crime. (Also bombing their fishing boats, as long as we’re doing things for the record.)

Maduro is charged with, among other things, possession of a machine gun. The very thing that saved Nakatomi Plaza back in the 80s.

Also looking forward to a couple of notables taking this opportunity to talk about Barack Obama’s drone strikes.

"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.

Which one of you was supposed to be on the signal chat for this?

Looking forward to the CBS News report on this war crime, entitled USA! USA! USA!

A news organization that loves *anything* cannot be a reputable source for accurate information.

What does it mean when your doctors keep insisting you redo the cognitive exam

If you’re still on Twitter guess what you’re financially supporting. Also, “child porn machine” seems like the sort of thing Apple would have banned from the App Store.

Truly the Joey Chestnut of Presidents.

I can’t imagine why Trump, Bondi, Patel and Mike Johnson have fought so hard to cover up the Epstein files.

You know how at CPAC or TPUSA events the dipshit pundits and, like, Ted Cruz walk onto the stage to feed fish to the barking seals that are their audience with the sort of light show and fanfare that would make a stage manager for wrestlemania say “maybe that’s a bit much?”

Sure, I’ll eventually see Marty Supreme but I don’t imagine it’ll be able to measure up.

Weird that young women aren’t into guys who think of them as incubators

Megan could easily come up with the funds to mount a new production of Donald Trump’s unproduced musical about the life of W.C. Fields, or perhaps a European toilet, called W.C.

Oh, look. A brand new way to fuck with voting by mail. As I’ve said before, any vote that should be counted based on the constitution that isn’t counted is also election fraud.

Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up. I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.

I'm not great about tooting my own horn. But as an independent journalist whose work is reliant on contributions from my readers, it's part of the job. So here's a post and thread on my work over the last year and beyond -- and why you, reader, should subscribe. (Plus, shameless dog photos!)

This guy looks like his parents, grandparents, and great-grandparents were all first cousins. Also, he was bonked on the head by a coconut.

If your podcast goes video-only, I’ll consume it the same way I currently consume your audio podcasts: While driving on the interstate.

If you’re here looking for a philosophical discussion of British empiricism, there’s a good chance you’re Humescrolling.