Oh no! The Department of Douchebags won’t be able to use Claude AI to make its Douchebag memes to post on Douchebag Social Media. Whatever shall we do?

Motherfuckers ran for office lying about Haitians eating dogs and cats, and here not two years later it’s your civic duty to eat dogs and cats because Trump has absolutely wrecked the economy.

Trump: “Best two out of three? Double or nothing? Expand the court and try again?”

@mikeiereiland.bsky.social's look inside the Kilmar Abrego Garcia hearing where federal prosecutors were on the stand is a hell of a well done story nashvillebanner.com/2026/02/27/k...

It’s hard to see, but based on the hat the guy on the right is wearing this might be Terry Black’s barbecue, which is opening an outpost in Nashville that won’t get my business. 🦞

When you won’t fight for your principles, people think you don’t *have* principles. And those people are right.

You don’t need AI to “become self-aware” like in sci-fi movies in order to completely obliterate humanity. You just need to allow it (a computer program that can’t reliably tell you if Dr. No was filmed prior to 1970, based on the new Netflix search AI) to make a life-or-death decision.

Did a trans person cut off Riley Gaines in traffic or something? I must have missed the press conferences and the Daily Wire movie about how trans people can’t drive safely.

Part of the problem with broadcast media is that someone can’t ask a member of congress pointblank if they’re cool with what Trump is accused of doing, describing any of the acts in detail.

I can only assume Alex Jones was unavailable. nationalenquirer.com/bari-weiss-r...

“I want to create an entire class of people incapable of performing even the most basic cognitive tasks.”

Is this the Mr. Peanut thing all over again?

Most people don’t realize how big a billion is. An example: based on the number of sketchy fundraising texts I get from democrats, it would be TWO WEEKS before I blocked a billion of them.

I guess tomorrow I’ll get to hear how inflation has gone away because Trump said so at the state of the union.

If they’d moved forward with the plan as they wanted to before the bad publicity, you could have passed the concentration camp on the way to the Tennessee State Fair.

You don’t have to watch the State of the Union. You can binge both seasons of Dicktown on Hulu and see which goes longer.

Remember: every vote that *should* be counted that the state *doesn’t* count is also election fraud.

Le pulsar PSR J2322-2650 est un astre extrême. De la masse su Soleil, concentré dans une boule de 15 km, il tourne sur lui-même 300 fois par seconde !!! Ce cadavre d'étoile a une planète, semble-t-il, collée à lui, tellement déformée par sa gravité qu'elle ressemble à un ballon de rugby. 1/2

Note: at least some of information is contained in a lawsuit filed by a Jane Doe against Trump in 2016, and is currently publicly available.

Clarence Thomas is celebrating Black History Month his way: by becoming the first black judge to rule that they don’t have to deliver the mail to you if you’re Black

We knew they were *trained* to do that because it’s what they *are* doing and your average ICE agent doesn’t have the cognitive ability to think for himself or any sort of moral code. But at least now it’s confirmed by the people training them to break the law.

We knew they were *trained* to do that because it’s what they *are* doing and your average ICE agent doesn’t have the cognitive ability to think for himself or any sort of moral code. But at least now it’s confirmed by the people training them to break the law.

The Scary Go Round Extended Universe has been required reading for over 20 years.

Went to Five Points Pizza on Charlotte (home of the second locations™️) last night and saw this

Oh look, a 16,000 person concentration camp that they’ve been lying to you about. 🦞 Incidentally, “prison gerrymandering,” where these 16,000 people would be counted for determining legislative districts, would give more representation in the statehouse to these nazis.

If this takes off they can follow up with Night at the Ark Encounter, Night at Heritage USA, and Night on Epstein Island.

We should ALL call c-span, say our name is John Barron and confess to crimes while doing a bad Trump impression.

It's so cool that the fbi is basically the make a wish foundation for one podcaster

Hey folks in lower Alabama without healthcare! Did you know there’s a free hospital just sitting in drydock right around the corner that will give free healthcare to people who already have universal healthcare, but not you?

The Gen X urge to reach down Between my legs Ease the seat back

Which is why, starting today, we’ll be feeding infants to ChatGPT.

Pizzaballa from downtown

Truck is full of gas, I am full of cheeseburger. A raven landed nearby so I tweeted the whistle I bought from @mostlybree.kitrocha.com and tossed it a French fry. I will train every corvid in Susanville to come to the sound of community defense whistles.

In 2011 I saw Clay Travis get kicked out of a Sweet Bones BBQ restaurant after getting shitfaced and throwing rocks at passing cars. He also swore to us that night that Auburn would get the death penalty for Cam Newton and that RHCP was the greatest American rock band of all time.

It’s like they’re chasing ghosts! Much easier to prosecute republicans who vote where they don’t live and also where they do live—those fuckers are *everywhere*.

New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF

Rapists! - they are the ONLY group so far that trump's policies seem to benefit! I've been asking this question - "does this policy make it easier or harder to rape this demographic?" I'm going to collect them here

Caligula got nothing on the degenerates in the Trump administration.

“Hey pedophiles! If CSAM is banned in your country you can always get it through your pedophile daddy, Donald Trump.”

We’re gonna win SO MANY MEDALS in cornhole.

Basically, the right-wing wants you to think that being racist is the most dangerous (and cool) thing you can do right now. Films like The People's Joker and Nirvanna The Band The Movie prove the most dangerous thing for algorithmic streaming platforms is actually copyright infringement.

Neurologist diagnosing man who had lost the ability to do basic math. "What's 9 plus 9?" "12". "What's 8 and 8?" "10". The doctor shook his head. "Very interesting. What's 6 times 5?" The man thought for a second and answered "1E". "Aha, I've figured it out!" The doctor said. "You've been hexed."

Articles like “Fruit: Knowledge Isn’t as Cool as Liberals Claim It Is”

KID ROCK: Damn, this sauna's barely warm at all. Wonder how we could, heat it up? 👀 RFK JR: i cOuLd gRiLL YoU a DeAd CaT

What’s the deal with authoritarians and homoeroticism?

“We have been directed to steal the correspondence from the children at the concentration camp.”

Today in War Crimes:

Burgers Trump is an outlier and should not be considered

“Everyone knows that a poor person eats a hamburger for dinner, and someone like Donald Trump eats 70,000 hamburgers for dinner so high beef prices impact them equally”