As a former travel agent, bless Rick Steves. He made my job easier AND makes the world better by just sharing other cultures with the rest of us.

"Schumer takes no action" will be on his tombstone

"If you remove him you get Vance." You're familiar with Donald J Trump's foreign policy where we remove a country's leaders one by one until we get to one we can do business with? No reason impeachment can't work the same way

please stop using our platform as intended

Been stuck on repeat all day youtu.be/r6L-GUOAhGo?...

Constitutional lawyer here. I don't think it would violate the Constitution for the VP/Cabinet to invoke the 25th Amendment, but the intended constitutional remedy for this behavior is impeachment & removal. The fact that that remedy is politically impossible is a scandal and a crisis.

The devil can cite Scripture for his purpose.

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Tapping the sign

Do you think Susan Collins ever gets tired of being the butt of the same two jokes or do you think they pay her enough for her to ignore that everyone thinks her defining personality trait is being wishy-washy

Anyone wanna see the funniest 12 seconds that include a murder?

in my book, this is the greatest tweet of all time

Apropos of nothing I've had Diggy Diggy Hole stuck in my head for days and I did not realize there was a Wind Rose cover. youtu.be/34CZjsEI1yU?...

my Mount Rushmore

A perennial favorite, but definitely not the only

I have never heard a late night audience that silent. Sir Ian McKellen is sublime and the passage he chose is hauntingly applicable to today. Seriously watch it. youtube.com/shorts/uec_u...

I think a desperate all-hands-on-deck moonshot effort to build EVs affordably is the only thing that could save any western automaker from being completely cooked

It's never been about the kids. Ever.

Thinking about how everyone in the eighties sprung into action when backwards messages on metal albums were supposedly driving kids to commit suicide

imagine the Pope personally calling you a fake bitch who's going to hell lol

Oh fun. Bowie found a rattlesnake in the back yard. That's new.

Trump’s signature on currency

can we make this the new #1 most blocked account pls

We all know this is fascism.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

This is how you know he’s not helping with any of his kids’ homework

wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it

TRUMP RUINED BAD TASTE John Waters at #NoKings in Provincetown (Pic via petermarietoto on X)

Most-requested-song-on-the-Dr. Demento-show ass headline

Let's play #FFX. Where the world's run by a death cult controlled by zombies who refuse to relinquish power and maintain their status quo by keeping the populace so tired from enduring a fabricated threat, they can't better themselves/anything else. It's just a video game right?

My dog was apparently part of this trial.

. @stellarvelocity.bsky.social texted me this earlier and I am unreasonably angry at the hem line on that jacket. It's not fashun, Admiral, it looks like you missed a button.

Remember: You're too old to be praying on the downfall of people you don't like. You're old enough now to be directly involved yourself.

for all the media this guy does and considering he's the frontrunner it would be nice if a journalist read this back to him and asked "why is this funny to you"

I can’t find the lie in this.

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I don't even know if it's a boss, but fleeing from the giant whale toward the end of Journey was one of the most stressful and intense things I've ever done. It was also the moment I realized my mom, who I thought had been reading a book, was watching when she screamed as the whale landed on me.

'but harry potter was such a huge part of my childhood' reminder: the only reason jk rowling is doing a harry potter tv remake is bcos she wants a version she can flog that doesn't involve the original cast.

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

I'm convinced Boring Co execs sat around a table and went "Ok, so the Vegas tunnel was a massive failure and in hindsight, a bad idea. How do we take that bad idea and graduate it to the WORST idea?" and the answer is clearly "dig tunnels in a floodplain filled with centuries worth of dead bodies"

you’re trying to go below ground in [adjusts glasses] New Orleans?

The right wing weirdos dominating the US Catholic Church are not gonna like this one bit.

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And because I've seen the comparison: This is not an H.P. Lovecraft situation of "separate the art from the artist." Lovecraft is a century dead. He's not alive right now, trying to suppress records of his yacht visiting Epstein Island and swearing to make the lives of millions of ppl unlivable.

Customer: "I came in months ago and did this transaction and then was never sent my documents." Me: "It looks like there was an issue with the paperwork missing signatures. Did you get a letter from us about it?" Him: "Oh, yeah, I have it here." Me: "Did you read it?" Him: "No." Me:

haha

given the modern conservative fascination with Sparta it's at least a little funny that they've engineered a situation in which Persia is able to level a dramatically uneven battlefield by forcing the conflict into a narrow pathway

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