two border patrol helicopters flying in tight formation have been circling over NYC for the past few days. probably fine.

Meryl Streep invited me to watch a Meryl Streep movie with her

every time i see tom homan in the news this entire scene runs through my head

at this rate in a year or so we're all gonna be deciding if the housing is more affordable in Gas Town or the Bullet Farm

it's all extremely bad, but take a second to imagine going back in time to tell your younger self that fascists have obliterated the 1st amendment because the host of The Apprentice doesn't like the co-host of The Man Show

i get why New Hampshire isn't involved, but what's Vermont's deal?

in retrospect we were WAY too subtle about it. she should've just been screeching about Hims dick pills and DraftKings parlays for the entire short

if there's still some version of consumerism after *all this* is over, i think there will be a massive market opportunity for "dumb" things with no ads, cameras, trackers, cookies, screens, etc

not sure what to do about the fact that the entirety of the media and tech ecosystem is being captured by the right

Post a horror movie everyone should see

dude thank you! i've been saying for years that The Usos vs Bron Breakker & Bronson Reed at Wrestlepalooza should be the first ever "EMF friendly" WWE match! and Aires Liftune Zone Max will also be present on each ring post during the match?? Hell yeah!

the existential dread this causes. i have no idea how big accounts deal with this every day

dinosaurs form new group to play down causes like meteors hurtling towards earth

Desperadoes Under The Eaves and Roland The Headless Thompson Gunner are two of the greatest songs of the 20th century and I won't hear otherwise

in light of the tiktok news, the right and center's weird focus on bluesky, which has a relatively minuscule base, starts to make a lot more sense. they need to control everything and if they don't (yet) then they need to destroy it

went out for a lovely ride on a citibike yesterday evening and had a dollar van intentionally try to run me over and kill me. i was in a dedicated bike lane, not out with the cars, not even in a sharrow (not that it would've been ok if I had been, obvs.) anyway, pretty cool stuff

embarrassingly, I just this year saw All The President's Men for the first time. And just last year saw Three Days of the Condor for the first time. Anyway, Redford crushes it in both, obviously. RIP

it's frustrating that we can't have private accounts on here, but in the meantime you can quickly and easily delete your old posts with this app, which is just a good idea in general. But especially now. bsky.jazco.dev/cleanup

What if I told you @schwindter.bsky.social and I made a movie? Don't believe me? Well! It's screening in the Chelsea Film Festival on Oct 16! Come see it with us and I'll forgive you for doubting me in-person

New York is lovely in the fall. Just sayin

$100 when i was 23: "i will fill up my car with premium gas, have lunch, buy a new wardrobe, see a movie, have dinner, grab drinks with my buddies. cab home. damn only $25 left?? crazy!" $100 now "ooh cool shirt...oh wait, never mind"

he's being mayor

can't wait to use it to power my flying car

yes this sucks but like...i assumed the gov't already HAD pretty robust flight data on all of us? where'd all the TSA data you've been collecting since 2001 go? did someone accidentally reformat the hard drive?

*sees admin use murder of right winger by a right winger as excuse to obliterate free speech and destroy the lives of anyone they want* "well i'm sure they'll accept the results of the next election if it doesn't go their way"

It was a D-tier bit for sure but way too many of you jamokes seemed to genuinely think they weren't going to donate the money

why is every prescription drug named like one of those weird Amazon brands now?

Do not talk to me or my son ever again

Man I can't deal with how much freedom of speech we're getting these days. It's too much really

Do not talk to me or my daughter ever again

pretty solid distillation of what just happened, particularly for people who are not Irrevocably Online I'm pretty online and i had no idea there was a groyper war

*taps sign* bsky.app/profile/spar...

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

i'm now regularly dealing with clients who submit video scripts directly from chatgpt without even looking at the outputs which leads to dozens of emails, zoom calls, and slack messages trying to get them to clarify what they want. and they don't know because THEY HAVEN'T READ IT

while it'd be very funny if it was AI, to me this appears to be a sloppy use of Premiere's morph cut function. Or as someone on TikTok pointed out, it might just be that they're filming in 24fps and broadcasting in 60fps, leading to frame rate discrepancies that can cause jitters

i want to meet the person who was on board with the F&F franchise, but this was a bridge too far for them

well we're certainly getting a sneak peak of how crazy-making it'll be to see the countless weepy hagiographies and reverent lionizing after "it" happens

He didn't say shit about Melissa Hortman's assassination, for the record

all i'll say on the matter is that if you and your buddies intentionally and gleefully take sledgehammers to the walls of your house, don't be surprised when the roof falls on your head

i hadn't seen it until i opened Instagram and it was autoplaying, front and center. apparently meta is just liveleak now

It’s gonna be so weird watching establishment dems be performatively sadder about this than they were about the colleague and her husband and dog who got shot and killed

not sure i would refer to someone who's never held elected office and whose only job has been being a loudmouth fascist and setting up snitching factories at colleges as a "politician"

when you definitely understand what the luddites whole deal was

as someone with hypertension, i just...i dunno man. sending your biometrics to an unaccountable tech behemoth...not for me, thanks.

checkmate, libs

i see this exact argument every time the traffic camera debate pops up here. what in the Patriot Act makes people think the panopticon would just vanish if we stopped using traffic cams?