heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

Rest in power, Miss Major. www.advocate.com/news/miss-ma...

being a cat person is so crazy bc you live with someone who is undeniably annoying and you're always thinking "maybe i should get another cat"

calling a chihuahua a “good doggo” and getting viciously mauled

joining the war on autism on the side of autism

Forever disturbed by the way the cops are at the beck and call of the most irritating white person you've ever met as an armed hall monitor

[ancient egyptian standup comic] see guys from the upper kingdom, they observe funerary rites like THIS. but us guys from the lower kingdom, we observe funerary rites like THIS. See this guy knows what I’m talking about [pointing at man with the head of a bird]

the thing is, i'm never going to be able to teach well if i'm distracted knowing i haven't beaten hollow knight so playing video games until 2:00 am is actually preparing for the semester

“And”???? Should be a comma there

me, getting bribed: where the fuck are the chips

Fact-Checking Trump On Crime theonion.com/fact-ch...

The old world is dying, and the new world is so fucking stupid dude

can anyone formally ask them to do stuff or just people who fucking suck

iced coffee

Nearly 1M Californians are about to lose health insurance, LA County hit hardest. Gov. Gavin Newsom agreed to changes to Medi-Cal that will make treatment for migrants more expensive, and less common, raising a question: Why?

Been getting way more dates with women since I started dressing like Snoopy

reading a memoir is so crazy to me. you remember stuff you did?

everyone wish me luck on the job search. or Don’t

[Arby’s CEO pointing to the bottom layer on a chart of Maslow’s hierarchy of needs] Our beef sandwiches go here

never not thinking about that tweet that said gavin newsom looks like he walks on all fours in his home at night

snapping into a slim jim in a god-honoring way

If I had more time, I'd just waste that also

Border patrol walking McArthur park here in LA

showing off my free concentration camp merch. My soul is just out of frame, intact and not bound by dark blood rites to the eternal service of Moloch the Devourer

I said “you hate to see it” but I really meant “I love to see it”, just an example of the kind of ironic detached humor you can find on the internet

why would he say this 🤔

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants

perverts, centrist dems, right wing freaks, and zionists assembling into a giant monster to challenge zohran mamdani like that one bloodborne boss thats a grotesque mass of undead bodies

Big Balls to join Harvard’s Institute of Politics.

me from 9-5 at work vs me from 5-12 knowing i have to work the next day

a danse, just for me? oh boy, i sure hope it's a danse normale and not some other more sinister adjective!

戦争すんなバカ

Here are 3 ways the Federal Government could better use the money they are wasting terrorizing LA with armed troops. 1. Pay the Tuition of Every Freshman at UCLA 2. Give $1,000 a month UBI to 11,000 struggling families for an entire year. 3. Provide $134 million dollars in wildfire recovery aid

These 75 Democrats joined Republicans to "express gratitude" to ICE agents and call for greater local and state collaboration with ICE. jonathancohn.medium.com/a-tale-of-tw...

“Trump is using military forces to stop a protest — I want y'all to consider what kind of government it appears to be when every time we exercise our democratic right to protest, the military is deployed against us.” Doechii at the #BETAwards

Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

My friend Maha and her baby Hamoud are currently sharing a tent with a bunch of other people after being forcibly evacuated from their area. Hamoud has a lung condition and has developed a bad rash and he needs medication along with food and diapers. Please help/repost ❤️❤️❤️ gofund.me/0ec83bc9

not sure there's a more embarrassing profession than ICE agent. Oh, you dress like a soldier to abduct sous chefs and throw flashbangs at protesters? Get a real job you loser

One thing is for certain after this week: Local cops in sanctuary cities—Minneapolis, Los Angeles, Chicago, New York—are working in lock step with DHS and ICE.

I drive by this building every day. This is horrific. It's maybe 500 feet from L.A. City Hall. High foot traffic area. And in the basement people are being held in inhumane conditions.

A memorial and jazz funeral honored 19 Black Americans, whose remains were recently repatriated from Germany where they were used for racial research in the late 1800s.

3 additional eye-witnesses from the scene describe Israeli military fire in this AP article and 1 additional witness from Nasser hospital describes tens of patients with gunshot wounds and many more being treated: apnews.com/article/isra...

If you read nothing else today, please read this quote:

What if you spit some liquor into my mouth

Holy shit - Gavin Newsom has clarified that this goes even further. The transgender runner will compete "in her own category." California is basically instituting a sports ban. www.kcra.com/article/cali...

men should not complain about their scheming raven-haired mistress. they should be grateful they get to be a stepping stone for her inexorable rise