In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely. youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...

I ascended to Whamhalla at 5:12pm UK time, Monday 22 December. #whamageddon

ACCIDENTALLY BOUGHT CHRISTMAS WRAITH. EVERYONE DEAD.

You lot need Dick Van Dyke singing Let's Go Fly a Kite on his 100th birthday more than you know.

Self-ID for left handed to be ended. Will now require a ten year wait and the opinion of three psychologists. Firstline treatments to include breaking all the fingers on the left hand with a mallet. NHS to offer sinister hand amputation to persistent cases. Move praised by charity Right Matters

It's the first day of Advent, so it's time to play #SantageddonBingo; it's like Whamageddon, but more fun. Rules are simple, any time you hear one of these songs playing in the shops of whatever (listening to it yourself doesn't count), cross it off, see how long it takes you to get five in a line.

Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...

The Mamdani meme generator page, as promised.

This post is brought to you by insomnia and the Mamdani meme maker page. It is a message to myself. (See timeline for repost of a link to that page, in a moment)

Remember Rev. David Black, the Chicago pastor who was shot in the head with pepper balls? If you haven't heard him speak yet, listen to this. To ICE: "You can repent"

Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default. Here's how to turn it off. First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner

Sex negativity is counter-revolutionary.

MY GOD, I HAVE A NEW HERO. SHE HAD THEM SO HOOKED AND THEN BAM, SHE ATE THEM, BONES AND ALL.

@bechillcomedian.bsky.social Are you up for a tooth purchase today? I'm coming to your show this evening. One real adult tooth (mine). I got the dentist to put it in a pouch thingy and it's been sat on my shelf for a while, then I listened to A Problem Squared 115 & remembered you collect 'em.

If JD Vance were a true Catholic instead of defending Trump he would simply assign him to be President of another country

since it's the last day of pride month I figured I'd at least make one thing for it... i now unveil to you my greatest invention: color bars pride flag

Started this yesterday and got distracted.

I have been listening to some early-era episodes of The Bugle - and I am amused to see that North Korea now has water slides supposedly for the use of more people than just their dear Leader. old.reddit.com/r/pics/comme... Tagging @zaltzcricket.bsky.social and @thebugle.bsky.social

Incredible comments under this

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This is THE tweet of all time

can’t believe this still needs to be said, but: stop following altNPS. none of them work for the NPS and they exist to do Qanon numbers station crap and sell merch. it’s annoying for a lot of us that are actually NPS. thanks

for no reason, an excerpt from "let this radicalize you"…

Proudly a National Park for All. #SouthDowns #Pride #PrideMonth

ITV News at 10 - Reform are plugged again for the umpteenth time since May 1st as having ‘won’ English local elections. Yet Lib Dems & Greens who also had spectacular results don’t get a plug/never get a plug. WHY do we allow these one sided narratives?Sign now petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...

If you've never come across Ska Tune Network on youtube before, drop everything and watch this cover of Super Mario 64's Bob-omb Battlefield - www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljsv... An absolute jam from @skatunenetwork.bsky.social as always.

new English flag just dropped

@stonewalluk.bsky.social You are a disgrace. We demand that you change your name! "Stonewall's guidance has always reflected the law - we regularly review our guidance and work with legal experts to ensure that it reflects the latest legal developments." www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

hey look you dumbasses want more pictures of plants well fine have at it, it’s only 930 at night or something sure im not busy, here’s a piedmont azalea. good for pollinators and smells like honeysuckle or whatever. piss off

doctor doctor gimme the news i got a bad case of being pagliacci

if there's one thing Evangelical Christians know it's that having the state execute a beloved dissident always stops that dissident's message from spreading so yeah seeking the death penalty for Luigi Mangione seems smart

Paging @garybrannan.bsky.social, I get the vague feeling this thread about Agadoo might amuse.

is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat? ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details) smh - Secret Message Hahahaha tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat) gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg

Hostage family member Gil Dickman speaks out after finding out his cousin was murdered, saying that the Israeli government threatened him and other hostage family members that if they spoke out against the government, they wouldn't save their family members. Video edited by UnXeptable.

Some very awkward juxtaposition of content on the BBC News website today.

The new homomathematics. All prime numbers welcome. www.openrightsgroup.org/blog/queercr...

This might be the only USpol thing I can bare to engage with today.

Yep, Apple are definitely killing ADP for UK users. I already had it turned on, which is good, because the relevant Settings screen now says it can't be offered in the UK to new users.

I stand with Rod.

Are We Great Yet ? Pat Bailey hit a home run with this

With Cruttenden pulling out of the comedy show tonight, Widdecombe and Conaty will be doing extended sets. Which just goes to prove... Josh and Roisin gig longer with Hal gone.

[My Guy by Mary Wells] Nothing you could say could improve my day, replyguy Nothing you could do, cause sick of you, replyguy I'm blocking reply guys like a coat blocks bad weather Like you're just not that clever, so ugh, whatever I'm tellin you from the start, you're not funny or smart, replyguy

“Who goes Nazi” from 1941 harpers.org/archive/1941...

Jesus. Twister in Donegal right now.