This is a brilliant idea, mainly because the petrolheads are so mad about it. www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/89ee152...

Hmmm kieranhealy.org/blog/archive...

Getting so annoyed with the infiltration of AI into everything that I'm going to have to change my name to Butler or risk altering future history.

Sticking cotton buds in my ears to remove the wax. Got enough to re-wax my jacket 😱

I ordered more cleaning and reproofing stuff for my waterproof gear this morning because I couldn't find the stuff I had. I have just found the stuff I couldn't find.

Why are chocolate Oaties so much better than chocolate digestives?

Chubby Scoundrels for the allotment café

Cheese scones and vegan gf chubby scoundrels for the allotment café My Chubby Scoundrels are £1.50 each Betty's Fat Rascals™ are £5.95 each

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Oh look Starmer is kissing Trump's arse already www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/6b22d1f...

Bought more books on my Leeds-Ilkley-Harrogate-Leeds outing today.

Another of my local foxes

If you want communicate using your phone in public SMS is right there. You should be shot for being audible.

Does this mean we get to keep the Haka?

Mate I've got news for you, we're all anti-american these days except the nazi-sympathisers www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Got the renewal offer from my Broadband provider three months early it's a 15% increase with another 15% two months after the end of my existing contract and another 15% a year later. I have politely told HyperOptic to stuff it up their arse and fuck right off.

Liz Truss didn't get eaten by the lettuce

Caffè Nero's Bailey's Tiramisu ain't half bad.

There she is, pliers at the ready for the gold teeth.

Should be a capital crime

How can you be a child of immigrants but want to make life hell for refugees. Looking at far too many British politicians - just because you aren't white doesn't mean being a bit fascist is OK

Just completely misunderstood what a yellow rain warning means

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I bought more books

Contemplating eating a few chocolate digestives to balance the mound of bacon

It's wet outside

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The growing hoard of parkin

This isn't the season to lose my re-waterproofing wash

TIL that the Da Vinci Code became 1984 www.bbc.com/news/enterta...

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Are we allowed to enjoy the fisticuffs between Starmer and Streeting and hope they take each other out?

First snow forecast of the season 🥶☃️

Oh dear. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

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I guess that would be because a third of the public are fascist cunts www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/38b37da...

Phone people, say hi to Dawn

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First six of twenty or more loaves of parkin I'll be making this week

Of course not it's just the Daily Telegraph and BadEnoch driving it so what gives you the idea we think it's right wing rather than outright fascist? www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/d264c42...

Looking good today

It's that time of year when you dress for the temperature outside and end up dripping with sweat when you spend more than 30 seconds in a shop 🤬

Fuck Roger Scruton (1944–2020) #philosophy

Quote something random from your device.

Demoralised before Christmas, I knew there was a reason I gave up on football.

We should bring back the Delphic Oracle and try using it to give advice to leaders and states. One possessed woman passing out cryptic poetry on a mountain top would not produce anything worse.

Cunningly timed my visit to Harrogate so I arrive for the bus back 26 minutes before it's due. It's fucking cold 🥶

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Because everything is shit, I give you ... Puggles. #Platypus #AustralianWildlife