Ooops forgot I needed to let it cool in the tin before touching it. It collapsed like a punctured balloon. Fortunately I have two more that I won't screw up with.

Two honey-poached quince pies

Quince pies in the oven, I have half a bowl of poached quince and a dozen whole quinces leftover

Stop lying you fucking Nazi. www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/73199a5...

Knee-deep in honey poached quince. Eating my way out 😋 Also my rent is still less that £100 per week 🥳

Probably because they knew you were the sort of child who would end up writing for the Daily Telegraph www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/5631e4d...

Today I am making quince pies

Now the Daily Telegraph is worried about a plague of old people www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/8589834...

Bought more books

It's beyond satire www.normalisland.co.uk/p/two-horse-...

It's pensioner day in Leeds, free Horlicks 😬

Is that because they are right on both counts? You may very well think that, I couldn't possibly say. www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/8709ffc...

The NHS app reminding me I have a face to face appointment with the nursing team - to have a needle jabbed in my bum.

Eeew, pretty much everyone is my 50th cousin or closer

It wasn't even close, Starmer's toast 🥳 www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/c5dc917...

Wordle 1,713 3/6* ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Oh dear the Greens have upset the apologists for Zionist genocides. Well done the Greens www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/361cd3b...

Listening to Full Moon on Progress Street - highly recommended www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

A bit of midweek baking #bakesky

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Just what the TERFs need - sex-determining 3D regulatory hubs. Don't tell Sex Matters or they'll want one in every toilet

Crocus in the grounds of my tower block Thousands of them

Tee-hee the Aircraft Carrier is as shit-laden as Trump himself. www.thecanary.co/skwawkbox/20...

Wordle 1,711 3/6* ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩. <-BONER 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Woohoo my other bike is ready and the bill is £210 rather than the £350 estimate 🥳

Tee-hee Given I hate football and Trump this is manna from heaven www.mirror.co.uk/sport/footba...

This is what happens when you order a pair of size 14 jeans

Someone was asking about see through cans a while back, here's one in the wild

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Breakfast Smoked haddock and fried tomatoes on the vine

First one for an age Wordle 1,709 5/6* ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩⬜🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Ooo interesting www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

A fight appears to have broken out in the Broadcasting House studio over Curling.

I honestly don't know what all the fuss is about, in general pubs are awful places and a source of drunken violence I much prefer a nice café www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/e9ce41b...

Spring is here and it's warm enough to shave my head. Selfie below

Oi Leeds City Council make Chapel Allerton car-free

Behold the ignorant white van man who thinks if he puts his hazard lights on he can stop on a red route AND block a cycle lane. Capital punishment isn't enough for these case.

I will never make "healthy" muffins

We should lock the Andrew formerly known as Prince up in The Tower and charge tourists for the right to feed him

Also breakfast

Breakfast

My nose is still producing huge amounts of snot a month after my last cold 😭

Once again I have a free veg voucher at Lidl and am thanking the gods they think tomatoes are vegetables.

Today's t-shirt

The Daily Telegraph is doing a series of gratifying stores of people who were earning more than they need no longer doing so, this needs to happen to more overpaid professionals www.telegraph.co.uk/gift/1aa6172...

My blood sugar this morning is disturbingly normal. So much so I measured it twice (5.9 and 5.8 mmol/L). Plus I binged on Lindor like six hours ago.

The most addictive Shakespeare play is Othello, it’s very moorish

I'm in a bit of a crisis as I listen to "In Our Time" on my bike rides to and from work and have only two episodes left until I'm out of new material. Need a similar properly produced series to replace it (podcasts need not apply)

Looking at the weather forecast for Saturday in amazement, overnight temperatures of 10°C 🥵