Bloody manspreading.

Merry Christmas from this juvenile delinquent doctor who’s currently single handedly (from a medical perspective) looking after the sick kids attending children’s ED this Christmas Night. I wish all a peaceful Christmas period and in particular @rthonwesstreeting a lovely holiday period.

Not a day goes by where my already low expectations of men are further shifted towards the floor.

Waiting for David Walliams inevitable discovery of Christianity and subsequent right wing grift like…

Can’t wait for the Channel 4 documentary.

When they define the “pick me girl” this picture will be used.

I am going to mark this day every year. Gisèle Pelicot is an international hero. I hope that every single day she knows safety and love and peace. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/dominiq...

Many thanks to Wes for being such an insufferable, nasty bully that it really galvanised residents drs together to make sure the strikes went ahead. Was a bit worried there for a second. Cheers!

I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.

Urging anyone, especially kids/their parents, who are eligible for flu vaccination (or covid, but recognise this is ridiculously limited this year) to please get it ASAP. Horrible, potentially deadly strains going round, please get vaccinated.

I personally think that Wes Streeting should be [removed at lawyer's request] fucking wood chipper

Too much social change is happening because a handful of billionaires got on Twitter and couldn’t believe the plebs could talk back to them

Strikes announced ✅ Holiday booked ✅ Hope Wes keeps being a cunt tbh, cos my winter ED rota is disgusting and a few days In The Sun are going to be very welcome.

Honestly, I refer patients to specialists so they can see SPECIALISTS. Not people less qualified in medicine than I am.

The sense of pride I got at seeing clothes I donated being chosen for the charity shop display window is probably more than I felt when I graduated 😅

It feels just a tad unfair that when the insomnia is raging, it also demands to be fed in the region of 3000cals a night so I’m not just exhausted, I can be exhausted AND fat.

Got a spot of the scanxiety-induced insomnia. 1. Hate being a patient 2. Hate being patient 3. Hate people with overly large fingers doing a job which should only be done by people with delicate fingers. 4. Don't like needles when I'm the pin-cushion. Send cute pics/noods/dogs (not nood dogs)

If you’re taking pictures of homeless people and using them for social media clout you are a cunt of the highest order. PARTICULARLY if you are doing it under the pretence of being scared by sleeping, vulnerable humans. You get the St George’s Cross of Cuntery, first division.

I’m going to coin a law - call it Maugham’s First Law - and it is that nothing Wes Streeting ever says turns out to be true. 🧵

Bought tickets for My Chemical Romance at Wembley and will be cultivating my fringe for the next six months. Can someone pass the black hairdye and eyeliner?

I was the bravest girl at the dentist and have earned every drop of these (with straw to avoid dribbling issues)

Bought so much stuff for my niece Amazon now thinks I have a child at home.

I don’t know how to explain to the “they knew the terms and conditions” brigade that when we apply to medical school we don’t get a free trip in the TARDIS to check out the working terms & conditions +/- deadly pandemics in 5-10 years time.

Wes is lying about drs support for these strikes. We as a group know exactly how much shop floor support there is, as does the union, as to legally strike required a ballot of members. As Wes said, “The power to stop these strikes is in the government’s hands.” A pay dispute requires a pay deal.

I don't really understand how @thekingsfund.bsky.social thinks this is acceptable. Headline states the exact opposite of the evidence. GP registrars are not GPs. This is misleading, unethical & panders to the lies pushed by @rthonwesstreeting.bsky.social ⬆️ Population ⬇️ GPs Patients want doctors.

Threads is the most depressing place on the internet and frankly I’d support just burning it down.

It should be illegal to have to get out of bed when it’s cold. Only snuggles and warm snoozes please.

NEW CAR DAY NEW CAR DAY NEW CAR DAY

FAO the “functioned perfectly fine until now, don’t know what benefit a diagnosis will bring” brigade, including (unfortunately) a not insignificant amount of HCPs: www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Over on X we have MPs posting deepfake AI videos of their opponents at the dispatch box. People will point out this breaks parliamentary code, which is true, but more than that it’s a proper gutter licking move from an MP who tried to position themselves as leader of the opposition. A

Setting out on a weekend of errands and family commitments, which involve me driving to and thoroughly entering almost all the shit towns in the North West. If you're a shit town in the North West of England, please have your papers ready to present and I will penetrate you forthwith.

I’m not saying I’m terminally online, but this happened in the charity shop.

Found out you get 20% off at Maccies with blue light card.

My nan’s gone into a hospice today after waiting for a bed. I’m so grateful she’s managed to get into a place where she will be well looked after but fuck me it’s about time we funded palliative care properly in this country.

Bought a car, slightly over budget but to be fair, it has a display that emerges from the dashboard like a popped back foreskin, which makes me laugh endlessly.

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Is there any good way to recycle old electronics? Like 12 year old laptops and very slow old tablets? Is it just in the electronics bin at the tip or is there something else where they can be used for parts and stuff?

🚨 DOUBLE LAP CAT 🚨 I REPEAT: THIS IS A DOUBLE LAP CAT ALERT

“Sorry boss, had the map on walk mode”

My car’s been written off and I have to buy a new (second hand) one. I am once again being asked to make adult decisions I am utterly unprepared for. If someone wants to tell me what to buy for budget up to 12/13k please feel free, thanks. Kick my tyres please.

Strike 🪧 Strike 🪧 Strike

I watched a TV show this week about whether AI could take over our jobs. I wouldn't trust it to mop the floors.

Went to buy this book on Amazon with a view to trying to sort my life out somewhat, and oh, ok, righteo then. To think, I sometimes feel like an imposter and doubt my diagnosis.

Left work at lunch due to family emergency. Got rear ended by a twat in a Lexus on the way home. What fucking burial ground did I disturb the bones in? Anyone know a decent exorcist/curse breaker?

Booked for an appointment with the dentist. Turns out I’m seeing a “dental therapist” as it’s “within their scope of practice” 👀👀👀

Was trying to think of something funny to say about Thatcher but really she just fucked the economy for anyone not rich, made it so water companies can throw fresh shit in the rivers and not all deaths are sad.

Not all bullying is bad.

The consultation on not turning this valued space into a bastion of transphobia is open. The people who will DEFINITELY respond is the transphobic mumsnet crew, so if you think that's not representative of your views, do consider letting them know. hampstead-heath-bathing-ponds.commonplace.is

Hey chums , don’t forget that tomorrow is a special day for a free speech warrior & surprise masturbator to join hands at Riyadh comedy festival (& Jack Whitehall will be there for some splashback) - & they’ll still be on your TV all the time because these values are more acceptable than socialism

I've seen more inspiring prose written on toilet doors.