Good to see the police are as on it as ever. Not like there’s been any overwhelming evidence or journalists doing their job for them or anything 🙄 www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

I am once again reminding men they are not sold used.

If I went to someone's house and saw this was how they kept their books I would leave immediately and call the police, safe in the knowledge that they are a full serial killer.

I need my ego stroked as much as the next elder millennial, however, if you’re going to compliment an interaction we had in a professional setting, it would be optimal if it weren’t in a changing room whilst I had my tits out. Difficult to be a humbly gracious doctor with my nips pointing north.

Think my cats have a shit fetish, they now both wait for me to come home from work before having a poo in their respective robot litter trays whilst making really intense eye contact. ScatCats.

Lovely stuff. Silly little Wes better stop hanging out with Peter Mandelson and get his best negotiating hat on. Hopefully this is the last time we have to do stupid postal votes and the law is changed to reflect society as it is now, not 25 years ago 🙄

I'm gutted cos all the people who I thought were just a bit conspiracy theory nuts banging on about the group of paedophile elites running the globe apparently turned out to be fucking right.

People who use nitrous oxide (laughing gas) - if you start to get weird symptoms like not being able to feel your hands/feet/legs/arms, difficulty walking or problems peeing/pooing please be honest about your gas use. We may be able to help more quickly and treat more successfully if we know.

JK Rowling and her team "protecting women and girls" by inviting convicted sex offender Epstein to the opening of her Harry Potter play. It certainly is an interesting approach to child protection.

Turns out my kink is seeing people blindly following tips/recipes/decorating ideas from chatGPT and them turning out to be utter dogshit.

I’ve booked an “intro to free weights” class at my gym this afternoon and am now doing a panic I’m going to make a complete tit of myself with my silly little noodle arms. I thought this shit was supposed to be good for your mental health?

Met a parent of a patient who described themselves as “social media influencer in the health sphere” Lads, I have never met anyone who’s confidence in their knowledge was so mismatched to their actual ability. Fuck me.

I can confirm that Sex Matters has been refused permission to bring its anti-democratic, exclusionary, and bigoted challenge to the inclusive space at Hampstead Ponds. More to follow.

Today would be dad’s birthday. A reminder to: Check in on your pals. Ask twice. Speak to someone if you’re struggling. It’s #timetotalk day next week, mind are a brilliant charity and you can find more information here: www.mind.org.uk/get-involved...

Yes. Please. Most important moment of classical musical silence since 4′33″

Brief Guide To UK Politics: Labour: a centrist party trying to appeal to the right that magically becomes left-wing at election time Tories: a right-wing party that would’ve solved everything if only it wasn’t in government at the time Reform: The Tories guest starring a paedophile’s friend

Are you a resident doctor? Are you also medically disorganised and haven’t posted your ballot paper back? Today is the last safe day to post them so put that little bit of effort in like I did after my Very Shit Night and get it posted. Wes won’t deal without it so just get it done pls.

Fuck me we’re having Quite The Night at work this evening. I just want my bed and for the NHS to be appropriately funded.

Where's the outrage we saw when Angela Rayner, who paid the wrong amount of tax on a property for her disabled son, & followed poor advice? She had a single breach of code for an amount ~10% of what Farage has tried to tax dodge. When is he going to be made to resign due to media pressure?

Tough day to be a man united fan today. Wanting Liverpool to lose (always) however also wanting nothing but the worst for Greenwood. Fingers crossed for a clattering tackle (very on brand for scousers) and him kicking off (very on brand for Greenwood) and red cards all round.

Today's spelling bee featured fanny, anal and taint - the holy trinity.

My most confusing thing that happened today was overhearing a group of lads bragging about fuckiing a woman "In the clit" Lads. You've fucked nothing but your palm, and everyone who overheard that conversation knew it.

Hospitals going into "critical incident" mode and sending loads of emails out makes absolutely fuck all difference to staff on the ground. Every time the same words "increased clinical risk" "not being able to care for patients the way 'we' (royal we) want" and every time nothing actually changes.

Facts.

I am once again reminding anyone who sees a chiropractor and lets them crack or “manipulate” their neck that vertebral arteries are not meant to be dissected.

Bought a new lamp. Was convinced I had bulbs at home. I had one single bulb that was the correct screw-in sized base. It is not what you’d describe as the optimal fit.

Can someone please explain to me how it’s been 163563828 days since payday and there’s still another three weeks to go? January can get right in the bin.

Incredible what's possible when you've not got a snivelling little weasel pushing the private health agenda running the NHS.

The slow creep towards accpetence that we ignore human stories and suffering, and replace empathy with ease through descriptions of "boat people" and "illegals" leads us all down a path that's been trod before.

Why did we bother with the Leng Review? - "Associate" ❌ - In primary care❌ - No primary care experience needed ❌ - Seeing undifferentiated patients ❌ - IDEALLY would have an MSc, but not essential 🤯 - Potentially paid more than a GP reg THERE ARE UNEMPLOYED GPs!!! www.jobs.nhs.uk/candidate/jo...

Went to work this morning, all was pretty standard on Fash Isle, just come on a break now and somehow the orange tyrant has kidnapped a nation’s leader and is now invading, and THE INTERNATIONAL LAWYER Sir Kier is still fondling the balls of our ‘special relationship’. Have I got that about right?

How do we stop junior doctors leaving for Australia asks The Times which has called their strike for better pay "reckless and self-indulgent".

Bloody manspreading.

Merry Christmas from this juvenile delinquent doctor who’s currently single handedly (from a medical perspective) looking after the sick kids attending children’s ED this Christmas Night. I wish all a peaceful Christmas period and in particular @rthonwesstreeting a lovely holiday period.

Not a day goes by where my already low expectations of men are further shifted towards the floor.

Waiting for David Walliams inevitable discovery of Christianity and subsequent right wing grift like…

Can’t wait for the Channel 4 documentary.

When they define the “pick me girl” this picture will be used.

I am going to mark this day every year. Gisèle Pelicot is an international hero. I hope that every single day she knows safety and love and peace. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/dominiq...

Many thanks to Wes for being such an insufferable, nasty bully that it really galvanised residents drs together to make sure the strikes went ahead. Was a bit worried there for a second. Cheers!

I live in Wales and today received my Join Us letter from Reform UK, complete with SAE which I posted back to them, immediately, empty. If every other person in Wales did this, Reform would spend over £1.5 million on postage. Not sorry. Join me Cymru.

Urging anyone, especially kids/their parents, who are eligible for flu vaccination (or covid, but recognise this is ridiculously limited this year) to please get it ASAP. Horrible, potentially deadly strains going round, please get vaccinated.

I personally think that Wes Streeting should be [removed at lawyer's request] fucking wood chipper

Too much social change is happening because a handful of billionaires got on Twitter and couldn’t believe the plebs could talk back to them

Strikes announced ✅ Holiday booked ✅ Hope Wes keeps being a cunt tbh, cos my winter ED rota is disgusting and a few days In The Sun are going to be very welcome.

Honestly, I refer patients to specialists so they can see SPECIALISTS. Not people less qualified in medicine than I am.

The sense of pride I got at seeing clothes I donated being chosen for the charity shop display window is probably more than I felt when I graduated 😅

It feels just a tad unfair that when the insomnia is raging, it also demands to be fed in the region of 3000cals a night so I’m not just exhausted, I can be exhausted AND fat.

Got a spot of the scanxiety-induced insomnia. 1. Hate being a patient 2. Hate being patient 3. Hate people with overly large fingers doing a job which should only be done by people with delicate fingers. 4. Don't like needles when I'm the pin-cushion. Send cute pics/noods/dogs (not nood dogs)

If you’re taking pictures of homeless people and using them for social media clout you are a cunt of the highest order. PARTICULARLY if you are doing it under the pretence of being scared by sleeping, vulnerable humans. You get the St George’s Cross of Cuntery, first division.