I think what this country needs is some campaign finance reform

brother your population pyramid is a taj mahal you're ripe for some war crimes

husband taught the baby to do a little “ooo oo oo!” and scratch her head anytime he says “monkey”

owning the libs, one medical bill (due to border patrol agents tackling you) at a time

do the work not because you have to but because that's a life well-lived. live the fuck outta your life. the people we buried would be fucking pissed off if you don't. make art. kill nazis. don't get discouraged. enjoy the sunrise. work hard on this and rest. enjoy being alive. go down swinging.

[Pooh Shiesty voice] burn this WoodWick

ah yes let's do ai slop on the murderer's face because that will help. change my diaper you fucking loser

i KNOW this mf ain't eatin porridge

ideating but only in the sense of "which coworker would it be funniest to do in front of"

just a reminder as we enter a new era of journalists vs. trannies: if a guy tries to quote dunk you and goes on a whole like 25 post thread about you but doesn't bother to check your pronouns it can be assumed that he's acting in bad faith and you should just tell him to eat your farts

Got new glasses and let’s just say I’m seeing things

Everybody a gangsta til the EthosLab compilation hits the algo

New app lets you speak to deceased loved ones—opinion on orientals guaranteed!

(NOT MIXED!) man

Oh yes the tepid binding of your word will surely get us out this mess dr jackoff

Between all the accounts deactivating and the harassment and the weirdness between supposedly good-natured folk I’m beginning to think this Opposition Party needs to buy some 5.56, as praxis

Parker Molloy wouldn't survive seeing big titty Weimar Republic tavern wench Renamon

oh my

The most reliable friend is context collapse

decided on an e-m5 with the 17mm f/1.8 and 12-45mm f/4. should be fun

i'm gonna get a micro four thirds camera. the issue is every option is either prosumer $2,000 or a toddler's bath toy

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"down with the brown" said the scatman

switched to opera browser and it installed rgb lights in my marriage

“as a transwoman”

Two dumb bitches saying exactlyyyy

more like democrazy am i right

There are protests in Bengal, Turkey, Canada, London etc. great to see. Workers all over the world should stand against US imperialist aggression and demand their government doesn’t support this

Cats should have cars with intersections and traffic jams

They popped off w temperature. Thats what that is

The terse manager at the electrical supply store wasn’t sure how to do the product photos. Outlet down-lit? Doubt, but let’s.

Some Slavic furniture movers are Russian cushion pushin

The mirror company’s polishing bay mistook a smudge for the local LGBTQ-friendly barber. Mirror clearers err, queerer shearer not there.

sorry boss I can't do this week... I got called in for Apology Court

my broad smell like a C-suite

fascinated by people who are shocked at this

Wiped off my girl then lit up a joint of Medicare Advantage Add-On Codes

I’m off the guppy in the Benz truck rolling sacks of Defenestraintion

Bro just packed a bowl of some Special Purpose Entity 💀

ripping darts of Corporate Irresponsibility

smoking that Disproportionately Harming Consumers

i post like that because i have brain damage

2013 Christmas was the best Christmas

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