Ineluctable Chris
Twelve trollers trolling,
Eleven Russians bribing,
Ten spivs a-cheating,
Nine grifters chancing,
Eight boats a-crossing,
Seven swans for eating,
Six dodgy donors,
FIVE GOLDEN BUNGS,
Four dog-whistles,
Three bent shills,
Two culture wars,
And a party full of Tories.
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