It's kinda funny how the tech bros rapidly shifted from "a JPG can belong to someone in particular, you can't just use it!" to "i made this machine that steals JPGs and plagiarizes them"

Prague tattoo artist still inking 2025 on their Czechs

In 2026: Generative AI is not inevitable. You can say no. You can refuse. You can reject the disgusting lukewarm slop that the richest and worst people in the world are trying to force-feed you. You can tell them to eat shit and die mad. You can break the machine

“Or,uh, fighting cryptosemitism with anticurrency. One of those two.”

The reason this Harvard history professor decided he was done with one of the best and most privileged jobs in the world was, in his own words, because he was forced to lecture in a mask during peak Covid. I’m not making this up.

rip to one of the goats of all time. see you in valhalla brother

Really the question is whether MTG is too far left to be accepted by the Democrats. Like she hates Trump a lot and they worry that might be too divisive. Can she dial it down to mild disapproval and occasional tut-tutting

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: i got easily tricked by a moron and it took me years to realize it THE MEDIA: wow! may we hear your insights??

so many greats, I think about this one a lot

2025 recapped

I survived Whamageddon, but what are my odds of making it through Boz Scaggsnarok?

best scene in Moneyball

BAILIFF: All rise JUDGE: Be seated BAILIFF (shaking head) every fuckin time

This sink is afraid of me. I’ve seen its true face

“Gimme five Free Fallin’s for a quarter,” you’d say

taken down at 11m views on tiktok. happy to be here👍🏼🫡

We’ve had a good run of Kirsten Dunst/Jesse Plemons movies & shows; now let’s put Kyle Chandler in every Jesse Plemons movie and no matter what Plemons’s character name is, KC always calls him Lance

jeremy strong in the springsteen movie looks like they made an oscar bait minions adaptation

[Ben Folds voice] 🎶 SHE’S a Grinch and I’m fahoo foray 🎶

That time of year again!

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

The amount of things that happen in the first episode of Alias would take up a full Apple show’s first season now.

This is the kind of paper Sydney Bristow is writing in grad school?! That’s some 10th grade honors English slop

I just love the scene in Dog Day Afternoon when Pacino starts chanting “AVATAR! AVATAR!” and the cops are all like “oh yeah what a great movie let’s go watch it” and then Pacino escapes with the money and he’s like “and THAT’s a Dog Day Avatar-noon”

joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this

Odd that Gender is a biological, immutable certainty AND something you can lose if you own the wrong dog.

I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential

Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again

93-year-olds when Nat King Cole wishes kids from 1 to 92 a Merry Christmas

now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree

Doing a holiday Alias rewatch (from my DVD rips with non-replaced music as god intended) and damn did that show know how to drop a one-liner cliffhanger. “Sydney, I was not that agent. Your mother was.” Rjduendhsjdksmdnfj

SCROOGE: you there, boy! what day is it? BOY: i don't know, i'm like six SCROOGE: well fuckin – can you ask someone

Me: do you ever wonder if these Airbnb hosts have kitchen knives this dull at home Murderer, Currently Bruising Me to Death in My Vacation Rental: you probably have time to leave a review

Parents everywhere are terrified that their teens’ sudden need to download the forbidden 60 minutes story is a gateway drug to wanting even more news

Funny, after hearing this I really feel like I do

got my adhd upgraded to ad4k

You know Cameron has gone Full Boomer when he’s motion smoothing his movies right at the source

Thing I learned today: Thurl Ravenscroft, who was the (uncredited) singer of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" in _How the Grinch Stole Christmas_, was also the voice of Tony the Tiger in the Frosted Flakes commercials. Totally makes sense as soon as you know this!

Sitting in a trendy Silver Lake breakfast joint and I hear one young woman say to another, “He is emotionally unstable and I don’t know how I feel about introducing him to my friends. However…” and then they both walk away and I guess I’ll be in suspense for the rest of my life

The Serbian electrical power authority should be renamed Watts For Dinar, no further questions

JUDGE (to Witness): Please be seated. Now, before we get started, a little bird told me you might have a piece of normal gossip for ME

Ahem: lol www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

Five bucks says Andrew runs a motel and his mother is just him in a wig

Just like how Phyllis Schafly needed to have a strong independent voice and career separate from her husband, so that she could work hard to prevent any other woman from having the same thing.

“David Brooks gets his column ideas by going to rooms full of billionaires, and sometimes those rooms also contain sex criminals” is meaner than the meanest thing I could think of to say about David Brooks.