this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

Start hormones, write a book, get nacho fries

As the most official Taco Bell looking account on here it's my duty to tell you Taco Bell makes you gay

You are strong. You are beautiful. You are absolutely insane.

Change your gender, become a poet, catapult yourself into the sun. There are no rules. You can do anything you want.

the Konami Python 2 will always be the peak of mid-2000s arcadejank to me imagine being an arcade tech back then, and you finally receive the kit to upgrade your cab from DDR SuperNOVA to SuperNOVA 2, so you open the case to get at the disc drive, and you're met face-to-face with this:

Recent Sony game studio acquisitions - 2021: Nixxes - 2021: Firesprite (layoffs in 2024) - 2021: Bluepoint (closed in 2026) - 2022: Valkyrie Entertainment - 2022: Haven Studios - 2022: Bungie (layoffs in 2024; new game soon) - 2022: Neon Koi (closed in 2024) - 2023: Firewalk (closed in 2024)

Even the Canadians have his number

If my feed is gonna be talking about Nirvana the Band for the next week, I need more of you to watch the sublime crossover they did with Mega64 a few years back that went mostly unnoticed. They get a lot of mileage out of what first looks to be a simple premise and then keep going. Love it to bits.

Meet the Feebles. On some level I was glad to finally see the "did you know the Lord of the Rings guy made a fucked up Muppet parody" movie after years of hearing about it, but god it just sucked so hard. Like, 5-10 minutes of that on some raunchy sketch comedy show would have been more than enough.

ok, sprigatito -- good idea. i will burn it all down

good news fellas: the entire original "Jumping Onto White Base" fits into the max video length on here, enjoy it in its original 240p video quality.

I'm older than you so I can confirm that they came with a little book that had the tutorial in it and you read it on the way home

what if i told you, through the power of forensic analysis, we are closer than ever to knowing the exact Far Side cartoon that is making Sting smile in this iconic photo. 🧵 👇

social media was spotting him like a problem bear over the last couple of days and the rangers finally trapped him

Yeah sure. That works

I used to use detectors before realizing they are also basically LLMs and hallucinate answers just like any other LLM

bnnuy

Unreal Tournament 2004 is now available for free. ...well, I mean, you probably could've grabbed a GOG offline installer out the back of a truck earlier, but NOW it's Official/Legally Free and has the in-development community patch packed in for ongoing support. www.oldunreal.com/downloads/ut...

...plus the DLC pack

it's that time of year again

Roses are red Stem held between teeth I ordered us takeout but it's

I'm at the theater waiting for The Princess Bride to start. Turns out this is an "interactive" screening (yelling stuff at the screen), and the instructions are... a lot, lol.

i often think about this review

This sounds ridiculous, but nobody has actually figured out the order of Game Player's until we finally cracked. It's tough to explain, but consider: there were three overlapping issues that were all numbered Volume 1, Number 1

A treat for Friday the 13th: We've added the near-complete run of Game Player's magazine to our digital library! 232 issues across 12 (!) different series archive.gamehistory.org/folder/b3155...

I wrote a tribute for BYTE Magazine's amazing cover artist, Robert Tinney, who died Feb 1st Tinney painted 80 vivid and surreal covers illustrating various concepts in early personal computing from 1978-1990, usually airbrushed with gouache. May he RIP ❤️ arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026...

BAAAAAAABE BABE BABE BABE WAKE UP THEY’RE RECREATING THE 2008 FINANCIAL CRISIS FROM FIRST PRINCIPLES

Why does Law & Order need advertised in 2026. Who out there hasn't yet decided whether they're into Law & Order or not

Today in amazing limited time design

This photo is funnier than it has any business being people.com/hairdresser-...

haha holy shit

Last day to get Alone in the Dark: The Trilogy 1+2+3 for free on GOG buff.ly/dxAHgsM Direct link to redeem on GOG (must be logged in) buff.ly/3NLY1O8

Expanding my art collection with well-considered investments

So it's not a total loss, I cut out all five video game commercials from the 5.5 hours of off-the-air nonsense on this tape. Enjoy video game commercials from 25 years ago. I kind of forgot that the year 2000 was still very much the 90s.

Mouser is a PC game, but not a DOS game, as it was released exclusively on an IBM PCjr cartridge.

Like, until the Olympics and Super Bowl the biggest sports story on my radar is if the Hornets can beat the Pels and the Bucks this week for their first eight game win streak since the PS2. It’s grim out there.

Here's a vid of the extra suits for Saburouta in GunValkyrie's Challenge Mode, documented in the game's Perfect Guide Book and nowhere else on the internet AFAIK 1st: Standard 2nd: Hold L/R, press Up, X, Right, X, Down, X, Left, A on 'Send to insertion point?' prompt 3rd: As above, replace X with Y

Grim timeline, good moment to remind people a car is not a flar.

My new Murder She Wrote review is now up! please consider leaving a comment, dropping a like, and sharing it with people who like weird fake fish. Featuring: GRADY youtu.be/DRKlXAqItgE?...

The funny thing about a certain type of angry conspiracy guy is that they’re literally being confronted with an elite paedophile ring and a tyrannical government at the same time right now, and because it isn't being done by the people they wanted it to be done by they’re all being pussies about it

I haven't slept more than 4 hours a night in the last three nights, I've been up since 11 pm yesterday, running on nothing but caffeine and anxiety, and I'm about to have the most stressful meeting I've had in years. As long as I don't throw up I'm calling it a success.