🎵 "you silly fish, i love you" 🎵

[what, NSFW] dork girlfriend that goes "Yipppeee!!!" after having gotten a blowjob ​:neobot_woozy:​

@[email protected] you monster

[awful, poop] @[email protected] see the only question i have is why would i need to paint my own shit like i can eat food that makes it green

[nsfw, lewd, awful] painting my shit green so when i take off my panties and it springs up the catgirl jumps across the room

protip when CI fails just cry

oughhh,,,, my desktop computer feels so unfamiliar after not touching it for over a week

[lewd, horny shitpost] what the fuck why do i feel so called out by this

DETAILS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

@[email protected] linguistic inquiry: in your bio, there's this category of book: > lhbt+ isn't the H for "homosexuality"? the L ​:v_lesbian:​ is already included in this right? in Swedish, I've only ever heard "HBTQ", collapsing "LG" into just "H". is "LHBT" somehow more […]

Do you like my bear hair towel?~ <3

Just made scrambled eggs in carbon steel and wow that was incredible

a horse walks into a GTA 5 mission "why the long stretch" and then Franklin shows up to defend his house

a horse walks into New York "why the long island"

@sodiboo an MMO game for linux nerds

Hello from Sweden! #helloworld #sweden #language #linguistics

Spent a while last night using a raspberry pi as a desktop computer, hooked up to a 19” 5:4 display. I don’t know if it was just the nostalgia driven by the squarish monitor but it actually felt a joy to use. An unbloated UI (a Mac is my daily driver these days because of workdays), a screen […]

had to explain to my mom what is Nixpkgs

New manga idea A girl discovers and old manga, falls in love with it, and decides she must read the other volumes. However, the only existing copies of the rest of the series are in random bookshops strewn around the country. She enlists the help of her best friend to go on a rail tour of the […]

Big Guardian doesn't want you to know this but you can just eat ice cream for every meal. You won't die.

gender affirming... _rustling desperately in my joke bag_

> `java.lang.OutOfMemoryError: Failed to allocate a 320 byte allocation with 2520080 free bytes` huh

bps boost per second

how to stop discord scammers 101

finally got all radio transmissions in Portal :3

astounded by the amount of my Steam friends that own Portal 2

joule-ia. my favorite oomf made of energy

tired of checking someone's pronouns before feeling romantic attraction to them? pansexuality might be for you. talk to your doctor about pansexuality today!

my signal hallucinated that I sent an empty message (no text, no media, shows up as just "Media message" in the history) to like two contacts just now, but only on one device? my other devices aren't aware of this mysterious message? ​:neofox_confused:​

I love how all the kids these days use “slop” to refer to any generative AI content, and the CEOs of companies who have placed big bets on AI are trying to do damage control because associating “slop” with AI is hurting their brands. 🍿

,🎵 Singing Rainbow Gal by Cavetown while my robot vacuums 🎵

honestly why don't they make kernel anti cheats open source? or at least, sourcec available? they literally rely on hardware attestation to prove that you're running the correct kernel module and nothing else. this is why you can't virtualize them or emulate them. it needs secure boot and a TPM […]

excavator.mp4

@[email protected] you're welcome

tracing as a programmer: ​:neocat_floof_heart:​ tracing as an artist: ​:neofox_shocked:​

i'm lying btw

the lady who says "front, left." "front, right." in GNOME settings is actually trans and a lesbian

discovered recently that apparently people actually use signal stories so I enabled the feature and sure enough, buncha my friends post there

New chair finally arrived~ <3

what the fuck do you mean the indoors are closed. you're a train station!! a train just arrived here!! it's cold out and it's winter!!!! I have to stand outside????