shoutout to identify function. gotta be one of my favorite cryptographically insecure hash functions fr

time to learn how the fuck to yubikey

[horny holidays] RE: https://cyberpunk.lol/users/rachaelspooky/statuses/115783101043326120

A message for my Fediverse friends from today's calendar page 😁 Art by @thelatestkate PS. Check out #joinin if you want to chat with someone on here #kindness #togetherness #friends #yule

Walking my dog, wearing my dog shirt and my dog gloves

Two things that are important to remember: 1. Almost everyone is doing what they think is the right thing to do 2. It is literally impossible for anyone to operate on information that they don’t know

I don’t care if it’s “winter,” I still want ice cream and popsicles

He lost Discord privileges 💔🥀

bottoms be like "[thing that would cause irreparable damage] would fix me"

The two hardest problems in Computer Science are: 1. Getting up in the morning 2. Going to bed at a reasonable time

apparently there is a $15K bounty on getting RCS working with microG

something that some emoji inputs fail to account for is the ability to input Unicode emoji with the native input method. in Element X just now, I pressed the react button, and it gave me an emoji picker. I used the search field to search for "🥰", a string which appears in no name of any […]

ah yes, my favorite keyboard layout: "Bokmål"

shoutout to apps that when you log in will send a push notifications to all your sessions, including the one you just logged in on. like yeah. I know. I literally did that just now, _and you watched as I did it_. why is this instance of the app telling me this.

@[email protected] seems like normal firefox has it, and its opt-_out_ there??? i guess waterfox just changed it to opt-in instead of bothering to completely remove it

@sodiboo hiii ... ...wait, I'm not sodi, you're sodi :neofox_pleading:

apparently Sharkey doesn't apply Custom CSS until you press "save", including if you restore from a backup...? as in. the custom CSS is filled in. if I leave the menu and come back, the custom CSS is as I want it to be. but it's not active.. even though it already remembers the custom CSS. bus […]

why would I want that. lmao. why is this ever an option to enable. why Whatsapp.

@sodiboo haiiii

got a new pen and tried doing a rough sketch of the mona lisa to test it I love this pen sm fsfafagshdjshs #art #Ink #study

omg hiii sodi

i am: ☐ man ☐ woman ☒ once again seeking: ☐ man ☐ woman ☒ your financial support

🎵 SpongeBob SquareRoot 🎵

🎵 SpongeBob Square root 🎵

paper signatures are so stupid. i have literally never had a consistent signature scribble in my life. there is no way in hell this should ever be meaningful at all as any sign of authenticity that i really approve of this document. the absolute _dumbest_ signatures i've ever been prompted for […]

@[email protected] can i get lpddr5?

Why is everyone telling to merry this Christmas person?! I don't even know them! ​:neocat_3c:​

🎵 I hope you hear this song somehow 🎵

You wouldn't download more ddr5 ram.

thank you firefox

i would like one "​:CUBE:​" please

@[email protected] i love dithering :D

I think it is mildly funny that my current avatar contains zero gradients and only two solid colors, and somehow the encoding of those two solid colors are fucked up and the background is Inexplicably Dithered.

Getting way too much into web development lately. Somehow i enjoy writing css as of recent???

I have been informed that ATproto is apparently trying to become an Internet standard? https://docs.bsky.app/blog/taking-at-to-ietf that's sick actually and completely undermines the gag at the root of this thread.

actually both ActivityPub and ATProto suck because neither are an Internet standard. ActivityPub is a web standard but the web is a fuckass platform and i don't respect W3C. however, the Internet is pretty cool. can we have an IETF endorsed social networking platform? and I don't mean the RFC […]

hyper kink x glasses kink == hypervisor fetish

@[email protected] then, I would like to bring forth the proposition of varmkorv being hot dog. if we cross out the common factor of 🔥 then we get just "korv == dog". and, we know that "pølse == korv". as such, I demand to keep my pølse on a leash at all times and for my puppy to be […]

hearing hot dog debates where they discuss the fact that it should be in a bun to count is so fucking surreal. because like. what do you mean the bun is quintessential. I know this is not a worldwide standard but in Norway it is literally a matter of preference whether you eat hot dog in a bun […]

"love you" == "i love you" vs. "fuck you" == "i fuck you"

the transfem therian struggle of "i wanna nuke all of my body hair" and "it's transphobic that i'm not covered in fur"

friendly reminder of the android plush. no reason.

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hey!! do you like me??? do you think that I deserve to have your money this holiday season??? you can sponsor me on GitHub!! https://github.com/sponsors/sodiboo if you prefer a different platform, you can also subscribe to me on liberapay https://liberapay.com/sodiboo and i also have a […]