i'm glad duckduckgo understands me

billions must walk

☹ RE: https://mastodon.gougere.fr/users/PierreCol/statuses/115530726456366866

well that's just not cricket now is it

waiting for the video to load so you can start eating

I WATCHED JANE DIE

time to eradicate my leg hair for the 49875th time

oh shit i've walked 130 km in the last month i'm CRACKED

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2025/11/introducing-iphone-pocket-a-beautiful-way-to-wear-and-carry-iphone/ AH HELL NAH ​:spongesad:​

i need to play minecraft electrocution torture so bad

i keep forgetting whether 39c3 is in Hamburg, Munich or Frankfurt and then getting confused because none of my reservations and plans are in the same city and then having to redo them

i want a NATO flag colored with bisexual colours like finnster has

i think it'd be really funny to wear clothes all made from french flag patterns like Americans do but it would also be incredibly disrespectful so I can't 💔

YOO THEY PUT LITTLE FRENCH FLAGS ON POLES ON THE BUSES FOR NOVEMBER 11TH that's so cool wtf

two likes and i post the drip

shops are closed for November 11th but I want it NOW

lexi gave me new cool music to listen to ​:lexioverload:​

Your Precious Moon from Portal 2 Ascension from Black Mesa: Xen Never Fade Away, Phantom Liberty, Let You Down and Contra La Luna from Cyberpunk again No Time for Caution from the movie Interstellar Unstoppable Force from ULTRAKILL Aria Math, Sweden and Alpha from Minecraft and many others

i walked a quarter marathon today

hmmm i am struggling less to stay conscious today that's good i think

@[email protected] Woa, could we like... Stop with the politics? I miss when Jesse wasn't so political all the time, I used to read your posts to _escape_ from politics

heartbreaking: target of a vague subpost recognizes herself

oh hell no i'm posting lyrics like an angsty teenager may god help ne

fuckk the store is closed it's so over

wait linus is gonna love my health data grafana dashboard

SECHS SIEBEN

Joker quotes #616: Fuck the fucking fuckers before the fucking fuckers fuck you 🔥🔥🔥

human trafficking is bad

they should make it legal to throw eggs at people from the Eiffel tower

ohh there's no class today i'm going back to sleep fuck you

polycule that takes turns with who's subby and who's dominant

i'm preparing drip for the first time in my life

"I have a dollchip" no. to hell you go.

i walked a quarter marathon today

i am wandering again

every time i find a new piece of music i like, i listen to it repeatedly on loop a couple dozen times until i get bored of it and can't stand to listen to it again

life hack, if you're poor just invest 30€ every day into the stock market and by the next decade you'll have a ton of money

banning Hatsune Miku for being AI

i saw the Sainte-Soline footage, damn what the fuck man how can you be a human being and do shit like this, am i just stupid

okay wiki RE: https://mastodon.social/users/levelbot/statuses/115526191284425579

i'm smooth again

idea: snail milk

i outran a bus once

god i love walking in deserted streets with angsty music it gives me insane aura

need this as an emoji

sx s eveb

what did i do to deserve notifications like this