MY STUPID FUCKING CHUD HAIR KEEPS GETTING IN MY FACE ALL DAY ALL THE TIME NO MATTER WHAT I DO

ne me parle même pas si tu ne lis pas de théorie

?????

can sophari be consumed

got a new friend

the worst part about traveling is you can't edge and goon it freaky style for 3 hours straight

i've seen several germans they're all like this

the mcdonalds worker told me to put my can away in a slightly stern tone so now i will be crying for the next 6 hours

found a can of pringles

would you rather have unlimited jesse but no jesse or jesse, unlimited jesse, but no jesse

Attention : le corps forme une résistance naturelle. Il faut **le dévancer** en prenant une quantité plus grande tous les jours.

walked 10km with no food today 🤑

that's what i've been saying

arrêtez de dormir et de manger tout de suite. prenez de la lisdexamphétamine quand vous avez besoin de manger ou de dormir

jarred sumner did WHAT now

hetgem

SIX SEVEN

SIX SEVEN

My wife wanted to divorce me, but then i had a very good idea. I used F5. See, using F5 gave me a whole new perspective and i was able to convince her that I could fix our failing relationship.

YOOOOO EPIC REFERENCE SPOTTED

i got the german meme drink

LADB (let's all drown bun)

MY CORTISOL

le poulet rôti de pouler.fr

im currently in switzerland

scrunkly

oops i forgot that wasn't a nornal thing to post

i ran and my boobs started jiggling????

someone could ruin me forever by sending me a bunch of MMSes rn

HAGAGGAGRGGRRGRGRVFAF R GEFFACA

yeah i missed it

nvm it's over it's too late the train will already be gone by the time i arrive

I ONLY HAVE THREE MINUTES TO CHANGE TRAINS BECAUSE SNCF WAS LATE FUCK YOU

demoralizing set of notifications to get in quick succession

would it fucking kill sncf or whoever owns this train station to make a bench with a back so i can actually rest on it while waiting for my 30 minutes late train

god this soundtrack is so beautiful

breathing exercises are so dumb how did my heart rate go UP

i keep forgetting that i don't have to rush things

rimworld mod for ceiling lights and ceiling firefoam poppers would be fire especially if it auto placed them in the optimal position whenever you made a new room

reading project hail mary rn and wow the movie was good but this is even better

me

to people like us, scary movie is just a movie

stand ready for my arrival

"alles hat ein ende, nur die wurst hat zwei" ​:gigachad_animated:​

woke up ​:neobot_flop_tired:​

a software project adds LLM use guidelines, and as you'd expect the most annoying most unemployed people on the planet spend 50 fucking hours debating in the comments wasting everyone's time thinking they're greek philosophers

"rocm update was here" "how do you know"