If you ever want to drive yourself to distraction then implement a fully compliant JSON-LD parser in a typesafe language. Not just as a toy library that just implements the basal functions, but in the context of an actual production system. Doing actual production system things at production […]

this is horse radish

I FINALLY GOT PRODUCTION SCIENCE FULLY AUTOMATED

pacific rim (2013) was the coolest movie of all time

the new TechLinked episode with Riley will fix me

oh wait what the fuck

we need fish

me after phonk phonk

june is cute

ow

kills june

LET'S BALL

currently assembling the Mk2 cargo ship

designing the mother of all space platforms rn

if i just dont think for the next 45 days it'll be okay

THE FACTORY WILL GROW

this belt of red circuits is so beautiful

STEAM STORE UPDATE

oh shit wait i just remembered that you can parry in Ultrakill my whole playthrough of the game so far has been without parrying 😭 no wonder i'm getting clapped

truth NUKE RE: https://void.lgbt/objects/1e0d1aeb-96d6-4d9d-88d6-da10514076af

me after socioeconomics phonk 🤑

J.D. France

wagwagwag

Rare Jesse politics post

insanely based take, billions must case dooming immediately ​:letsgo:​ RE: https://blahaj.zone/notes/ad0jgj6m2dgq01jo

fuckkk i completely forgot about presigned URLs

i think this means she likes me guys RE: https://florp.social/objects/589d3089-b086-41c9-86e6-c71ec58f5118

chat what the fuck is selfcest

HOLY SHIT WAIT YOU CAN USE ACID NEUTRALIZATION FOR POWER GENERATION ​:factorio:​

when i was really young i remember owning this weird educational kids console, the Vtech Mobigo, which had a bunch of funny educational games centered around kids stuff like Chuggington or Cars it's been well over a decade but i still remember some of […] [Original post on mk.cpluspatch.com]

do y'all remember #mastodonforharris 😭 they gave her $300k and she didn't even acknowledge them 😭😭😭

omw to buy the audiophile router

why so serious?

MY LAPTOP IS FIXED !!!

PAKIDGEEE

AUTISM ANNOUNCEMENT !!

I FORGOT THE RAPTURE IS TODAY

pov the curl bug bounty program RE: https://circumstances.run/users/lustfulserpent/statuses/115253405997191059

_​:gigachad_animated:​_ RE: https://mastodon.gamedev.place/users/kenney/statuses/115253360124055989

ERIC ZEMMOUR IS COMING

ÉRIC ZEMMOUR IS COMING TO MY CITY ?!!

successfully dragged myself to the bus ​:thumbsup:​

collect my garbage

LAPTOP TODAY

mfs be like "yeah mate if a robot dog attacks you just pull out its battery pack" as if you're gonna be able to react in time while the massive robot dog jumps on you and you get beaten by fourty cops with bats

i farted

just watched a 30-minute video about washing machines

yay