hoooooooly shit fcc ULS is so busted right now

I don't use ai not because I care but because there's an artisan level of fucked shit that makes my servers usable for me and nothing else in the world could match it

"When the technology was originally devised, it ran over optical fiber cables only and, as such, was called "Fiber Channel". Later, the ability to run over copper cabling was added to the specification. In order to avoid confusion and to create a unique name, the industry decided to change the […]

1 week until I convert all my clocks to .beat internet time and never look back

"Excel is the world's only successful functional programming language"

can you imagine being on the massive team of people who have spent decades refining the highway signage system and just watching literally everyone use satnav anyway

yeah i have an arm cpu -guy with the intel microcode signing key and way too much free time

the transmeta crusoe predicted cpu microcode

<fr> I have an Imperial Guard Army <me> oh, I have the Metric Guard Army - they go "Si, Si, Si"

me when i divide wrong at the start of a problem and then spend all of my allowed answers to the question on trying random bullshit

IT'S FUCKING GREEN TMIE

i really like the look of the apple ecosystem but it's built on people making tools as a livelihood which means they're usually very high quality but they also cost money that i would have already spent on the computer also, subscriptions. soooo many subscriptions for stupid little tweaks. which […]

`float http_port = 8079.54`

tragically for the "tolerable scripting" community this does work

maybe i should've used python. the language i actually know. `$(echo $(echo $(ip addr show $i | grep "inet " | awk -F ' ' '{print "\"" $2 "\"" }' | tr '\n' ',') | head -c$(($(echo $(ip addr show $i | grep "inet " | awk -F ' ' '{prin t "\"" $2 "\"" }' | tr '\n' ',') | wc -c) - 2))))`

i loooooove teaching linux about wireless networks declaratively. i looooove trying to figure out why iwd just doesn't connect to my network. so cool.

can we ban flash drive manufacturers from using cache

zfs will not save me because that requires me to not only set it up but to remember to take snapshots, which will occur just as often as backups run (three times before i stop the service and it never runs again)

> Hadoop overcame the scalability limitations of Nutch > > * a real ibm article > computer science is not a serious field and anyone who tries to tell you it is lying to you.

3 teabag kinda morning

time change being on a Sunday should be a crime why do i have to become nonfunctional on the first day of the week

Did you know? Many Mikus can be trapped inside the cubes, for containment purposes.

Oh, if you don't get what I'm talking about with the light patterns, this website has a diagram that shows all three common types: https://retrofitlab.com/blogs/news/dot-vs-ece-beam-pattern US-market vehicles have the "DOT pattern" which I see aftermarket bulb manufacturers usually calling Z […]

@doskel i know a shit ton of people who are like "im so superior because i know how to modify linux" but like, that's not a big achievement, is it? you're modifying the system that's intentionally built out of easily replaceable parts i fucking FEAR windows users, like specially the kind of […]

@doskel "erm, im like a true hacker bro look i installed arch and am using a window manager slash kde theme!" ok, that's cool, but that's honestly not that interesting. "that's normie shit, i compile everything myself with musl, and am using a systemd-less operating system, with niri" yeah […]

what is the default windows loadout y'all use. i mean like useful programs or tools, classic shell, windirstat, handbrake, that sort

what the FUCK do you mean exchange "requires" 128gb of ram to be a mail server. what is microsoft DOING.

still genuinely don't understand what windows spends all its time doing. how does it spend so long configuring a domain controller. what makes it take 10 minutes to configure an exchange organization. what is it Doing in there.

does anyone know where i could find a license key for exchange 2019. or some other way to activate it. massgrave doesn't seem to have anything.

the Xbox 360 was good enough graphics for anyone. the Xbox one had perfect graphics. i will fight to death on this hill

I gotta get out skating more man i do not do it enough is hard to schedule but fuck it's fun and it's great exercise and it's a good way to keep my dexterity functional with hopefully less damaged body than freerunning

new cross campus sprint time on skates: 3:56 down from 4:18 or something last time? still super slow, just because my stamina is terrible, but I just gotta keep practicing at it

can grapheneos stop just shitting on everyone yes, people make mistakes, and some people do not have the same threat model you do.

wtf happened there are like 3 new skaters on campus, two who look to be new to skating in general did someone leave a copy of jet set radio sitting out??

Philadelphia Inquirer Building, Philadelphia, PA, 2017. All the pixels, each trying to find a sustainable business model under the current news economy, at https://www.flickr.com/photos/mattblaze/32309131520 #photography

fuck me there's like a 10° feeling difference between the shade and the sun today and i am only dressed for being in the sun today

still pisses me off how well linux handles being on a single-core machine it's not _good_ but disabling all 15 other cores and just having cpu0 on works concerningly well

vampire sleepover with oomfies cracking open a boy with the cold ones

reading about old Ethernet is so weird. you mean we just sent shit out when we wanted on one big hunk of.... coax?? and if there's a collision? we just Wait a bit and try again????

just sat down on a flight. guy to my right has a folding phone, YouTube premium, the meta glasses, and is watching techbro podcasts guy to my left is like 45-odd, playing with nova launcher with hexagon icons and has home assistant installed I want to chat with the left guy because. hell yeah […]

well. hardest landing ive ever felt where i wasn't in the pilot's seat baybeeeee :neocat_cool_fingerguns:

[pol joke] oh hell yeah i get to continue the family history (that my dad started) of recording my deployments into the middle east onto mini dvd camcorders

"complex plane" yeah they tend to have a lot of moving parts flying tends to require that

"imaginary numbers" you can just say you're bullshitting

and then like half of the functions were written in the late 50s and the other half are the 30th fork in a chain that were created yesterday and will die and be forked again tomorrow

org alone has a 350 page PDF manual and that's assuming you already know the 800 pages of emacs documentation

org mode scares me every time i look at it i find out it has some new 20k LOC function that lets it like design planes or launch spacecraft or some shit and it's just like "M-x org-develop-space-program will develop a combination of the US and USSR space programs in a simulated universe." with […]

keep in mind during all of this we were making planes that don't use wings because fuck it i guess AND hitting MACH THREE as a ROUTINE OCCURENCE FOR FUN

fuck me man 600$ for an apple device with 512gb of storage (with education discount) is really good. sure wish it had Not 8gb of ram