played some more grimdark future (knockoff warhammer 40K) star quest it is pretty fun think I might try their spaceships game next

i like how every stock photo of trump now looks like he is puking up a hairball

When I was in middle schools this girl, Cricket was always talking about her "boyfriend from Canada" "He's named Kyle and plays hockey. We met on the postcard exchange. He sent me this valentines day card." We made fun of her. Kyle was obviously fake. Well. She just married Kyle. KYLE WAS […]

you should be able to mute terms from specific users

playing grimdark future star quest

"smoked two joints" by sublime but it is "sucked two dicks" instead

they have a good reason

playing grimdark future star quest

they have a good reason

夏の幽霊

君は語らない庭

"smoked two joints" by sublime but it is "sucked two dicks" instead

if taking hormones goes against god then it means god wanted me dead at 15 when my body stopped making insulin. don't pull that "god made you perfect the way you are naturally" crap if you cant explain why i need insulin shots to live

Bebe goph alert! A baby gopher tortoise was exploring the yard today! This is not a drill! #gopher #tortoise #gophertortoise #florida

⚫︎お知らせ⚫︎ 今年の2月より、京都芸術大学通信教育部イラストレーションコースの非常勤講師（採点講師）を務めさせていただく運びとなりました。 担当科目は【レイアウト・構図】です。 学生の皆様のお力になれるよう、精一杯取り組んで参ります。 どうぞよろしくお願いいたします。 https://tenohira.kyoto-art.ac.jp/illustration/

fedi doesn't have accounts bulk-following-to-get-follows-back like bsky does -- except for Low Quality Facts, who we keep as a sort of curio

calling online trans beefs "the hrtfields and mxcoys"

RE: https://mastodon.social/@cmconseils/115929676461946307 I know this is a comment on how saying "don't be sad" isn't doing very much... but I just see a bulldozer trying their best to comfort the sad ship and it's the sweetest thing ever... I... I'm so happy for them both. The bulldozer is […]

oh cool newpipe seems to be actually working again

Getting into villainy

[USPol] in addition to the general leopards eating faces shit going on in this quote I keep thinking about the extreme small business owner brainworms of "always gotta vote for the extremely fascist guy because he says he is pro business"

Clamtifa

ive been giggling incessantly over this for weeks

i kind of want one of those things that look like a block of rotting garbage that you use to grow mushrooms at home but I don't know what I would do with so many mushrooms

努力☆未来☆a beautiful star

managed to not need to internet beg since october but money is pretty tight this month and my SNAP money got cancelled and renewing it has been in limbo because it has been basically impossible to contact the department for that probably due to budget cuts anyway I'm a trans woman with two […]

タヌべロス

i really liked today's episode of Toujima Tanzaburou wa Kamen Rider ni Naritai but translating chuunibyou as "edgy" is such a weird choice

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This is bad, Tails! If Dr Robotnik manages to collect all six Nobel prize medals, he’ll be able to take over Mobius!

We got the dog a new bed. #catsofmastodon

my cat sits on my bathroom scale when I go to the bathroom and I always want to take that opportunity to see how much he weighs but he is too little for the scale to register him!

[pet health] my cat had some bloodwork done because the vet really sounded like she was expecting to find something bad and I had been crying the last few days while thinking about losing him but then apparently the blood work came back and he is healthy so that's good

tfw a supplement gets recalled because it doesn't moost your metabolism

[horny anime nonsense] 🖼

[Uspol] You’re all laughing but physical possession of the nobel peace prize medal confers significant stat boosts. Why do you think kissinger lived so long

drawing one of these so i can keep track of which of my mutuals hate each other

Hello, for a project I'm working for, I'm looking for the most compelling images of the ICE protests in Minneapolis. Feel free to drop them in the replies here if you're so inclined.

These gamers spent 5 years building a 1x1 scale replica of New York City in Minecraft. youtu.be/ZouSJWXFBPk?...