they transitioned the subway 😭 https://www.mta.info/article/f-m-swap

i will never not be proud of this interaction

お薬飲んだ

this uma musume fan art is hilarious https://woem.space/objects/1e700f80-d365-444c-b5a7-a5136664b762

this uma musume fan art is hilarious https://woem.space/objects/1e700f80-d365-444c-b5a7-a5136664b762

me when i'm grateful for yuri

people who design Magic the Gathering cubes like "I'm putting 360 cards in this because of course I'm going to consistently get 8 people at a time to play this"

people who design Magic the Gathering cubes like "I'm putting 360 cards in this because of course I'm going to consistently get 8 people at a time to play this"

mmm Apothecary Diaries lemons https://x.com/JA_MZKeizairen/status/1994237736568472016

kind of wish I could get into a situation where it would matter that I understand the monty hall problem desperately need a real world application for this

play the grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer

We #adhd folks should start calling all the useless knowledge we gathered while avoiding other work and/or while in hyperfocus „collateral knowledge“

it is a pretty serious fight over territory but also they're mudskippers so it is hard to take them seriously

haven't posted the video of the mudskipper fight in awhile https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NdpDNx2p67E

kind of amazed the onion actually went there https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/

haven't posted the video of the mudskipper fight in awhile https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NdpDNx2p67E

Rocket gets it. #coffee #cat #cats #catstodon #catsofmastodon #humor #humour

見てこれ。 素敵じゃない？？

kind of amazed the onion actually went there https://theonion.com/medical-student-practices-fat-shaming-on-cadaver/

bogological sex

For those of you who do tech support for your family and friends over Thanksgiving - I'm not even joking: Installing adblockers is one of the best cybersecurity improvements you can do for them. Oh sure, patch their systems, remove bloatware, make sure Windows Defender or whatever is running […]

@MutualAidNet @MutualAidVisibility @mutual_aid @[email protected] @[email protected] @edendestroyer Still in critical need of $700 RIGHT NOW for past due bills, purchasing food, and for rent due next week. Would love to have it secured before Thanksgiving Day. Will reset final goal at […]

imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like

ICECREAM GIRL #pixelart #ドット絵

jesus honly christ

My stripeys love each other. #cat #CatsOfMastodon #catsudon #mastocats #猫 #ねこ

update from the frontline of the bear wars "The bear remains at large." https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20251124/p2a/00m/0li/014000c

Overheard at an L.A. farmer's market today: "I'm sorry about this, I'm shopping for a client... which of these bunches of carrots would you say is the most aesthetically pleasing?"

watched enough kamen rider that I have the extremely '70s fight scene music stuck in my head

*Foucault voice* Is it surprising that bot farms resemble call centers, scam centers, data training centers, which all resemble bot farms?

i don't like any of the people there are to talk about they should get some new guys

My cat Rainbow likes to sit in this basket in my bathroom. My daughter painted a portrait of Rainbow in the basket. I hung it in the bathroom, naturally. Then I got a photo of Rainbow sitting in the basket underneath the painting.

おもちさんは首からカレーを下げることがあるよ。

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Who said culture is stagnant

When life gives you demons, make demonade.

Checking in on MechaHitler

if you're a cis person and you feel sad today because of trans day of rememberance but don't know what do to, here's a simple suggestion: give $20 to every trans person you're friends with

"Microblogging needs a post limit. Otherwise everyone would just write essays" *proceeds to writes a thread with 32 posts*

1) forge a giant penny 2) decorate your lair 3) it can be used to “accidentally” crush a villain in a pinch without technically breaking your oath not to kill anyone

#mutualaid EMERGENCY!!! 💸💕 🙏🏿🙏🏿🆘🚨🆘 THIS IS ONGOING AND NEEDED RIGHT NOW. I CANNOT AFFORD TO BE LATE WITH THIS AGAIN. If you can d*nate today, it would be greatly appreciated. $700 needed ASAP. Additional $1,300 if you can and are feeling more generous. B**sts, of course, are free […]

letting the bad take pass through me and moving on instead of responding to it was a tough skill to learn but it's definitely been a valuable one

Our Founder, @Gargron is stepping down from his position as CEO. He shared a reflection on his time building and growing Mastodon on our blog. We want to take a moment to express the Mastodon team’s deep gratitude and admiration for Eugen, and for the technology and community he has built here […]

You’re not ready to see a sphinx stand up