A page from a kids invertebrates book I saw yesterday. This is showing the story of DEcarcinization, or loss of the crab form, in the true crabs of family Raninidae. At least, I think. 🦀🦑 Yeah sometimes the crab form isn't the best one for a group!

Me in 1768: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive. Me in 2026: I dislike the new Prime Minister and the Steam Machine is still too expensive.

“And now, inevitably, half of my #bluesky timeline is like: oh, we need a service that’s resistant to this sort of shit, something that’s not beholden to capitalist pressure, something that’s queer-friendly…, quickly followed by but don’t say #mastodon! Sorry, I’m saying it. We want fucking […]

For #FavCharacterS I am going with Satsuki Kiryuin of Kill la Kill "Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is truth! Those are the facts of this world. And you will all surrender to them, you pigs in human clothing!' She was raised from […] [Original post on sakurajima.moe]

Al Jourgensen of Ministry has politics figured out he has a song about going out and voting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7nWhgQTiUs but he also has a song about starting riots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDaK6-lrL7w ao every base is covered

Al Jourgensen of Ministry has politics figured out he has a song about going out and voting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7nWhgQTiUs but he also has a song about starting riots https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDaK6-lrL7w ao every base is covered

haven't posted a video of tasmanian devil sounds in awhile please enjoy https://youtu.be/gygvuLnHoN8?si=0kpPzv5va-yroWpK

i always love when i put peroxide in my ears and my ear becomes a grade school chemistry experiment and starts getting hot and filling with foam

TTRPG mild take: people should play to the strengths of TTRPG's as a medium and not try to imitate other mediums like film or books

50 first dates (2004)

Real branding an actual startup went with https://awful.systems/post/8643294 "Icarus Robotics"

haven't posted a video of tasmanian devil sounds in awhile please enjoy https://youtu.be/gygvuLnHoN8?si=0kpPzv5va-yroWpK

hey man.

chopping wood at my secluded cabin when a fancy car pulls up and a bunch of government types hop out. "we need you urgently, someone is wrong on the internet." i wipe the honest sweat from my brow. "you know i don't do that any more."

The three genders (nonbuynary)

Great news, the bicameral mind is back

@[email protected] @mutual_aid @[email protected] @edendestroyer Seven days & $500 short on rent due next Friday. $500 short on past due bills threatening loss of critical services. $380 needed to purchase personal supplies & food for the rest of June. That's $1,380 total needed […]

Quattro Bajeena is Italian for "four vaginas"

Quattro Bajeena is Italian for "four vaginas"

me to my cat after he's downed 4 tubes of churu in one sitting: "i think you've had enough. I'm calling you a taxi."

Giant clams produce ~8 kg/cm2 of closure pressure (114 psi), less than a human bite. So you'd feel a big pinch if one closed on you, but not dangerous! They generally don't want you in their shells with them also, so they'll reopen if you keep still, and large clams often can't close completely […]

me to my cat after he's downed 4 tubes of churu in one sitting: "i think you've had enough. I'm calling you a taxi."

Excuseme, sir. why are you so small? is it legal to be that small? I do not think so. instant sentencing. street justice. TWO MILLION head kisses.

never graduate, never surrender https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260603/p2a/00m/0na/021000c

never graduate, never surrender https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260603/p2a/00m/0na/021000c

Brian explosion

@[email protected] @mutual_aid @[email protected] @edendestroyer ‼️‼️ STILL AN EMERGENCY! ‼️‼️ RENT HAS NOW BEEN CLEARED THANKS TO YOU!! THANK YOU ALL!! HOWEVER, BILLS STILL REMAIN!! $1,320 NEEDED TO COVER THE REST OF JUNE! NO FUNDS UNTIL SS-RETIREMENT PAYMENTS START IN MID-JUNE!! […]

Tiny apex predator in the kitchen #caturday #catsofmastodon #cats #sootandshine #cat #pets #cute

お薬飲んだ

fuck this "masters of the universe" shit they need to make a movie about the He Man from Romance of the Three Kingdoms https://the3kingdoms.fandom.com/wiki/He_Man

fuck this "masters of the universe" shit they need to make a movie about the He Man from Romance of the Three Kingdoms https://the3kingdoms.fandom.com/wiki/He_Man

beck is like "you wouldn't know what to say to yourself, love is a poverty you couldn't sell, misery waits in vague hotels to be evicted" and I really feel that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WupmwnVjPQ

my extremely kindergarten arts and crafts set up for small scale wargaming

beck is like "you wouldn't know what to say to yourself, love is a poverty you couldn't sell, misery waits in vague hotels to be evicted" and I really feel that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WupmwnVjPQ

having a proper pair of fabric shears makes me feel powerful

my extremely kindergarten arts and crafts set up for small scale wargaming

“Word Girlfriend”, a Chinese game for drilling English vocabulary through dating sim conceits, is not pornographic or anything… but every screen with a girl has a big button to instantly toggle her to an RPG monster for what I assume are acute-embarrassment-related reasons

See the starbucks red cup thing was, okay so there's this big coffee shop chain and they do a special different paper cup for christmas every year. One year they phoned it right the fuck in and just did a plain red cup and this became a Big Fucking Deal. News websites were full of reporting […]

spending entirely too much brain power on worrying about if White Zombie's "More Human Than Human" is more appropriate for my "metal" playlist or the "industrial" one

immobile suit

RE: https://flipboard.com/@lgbtqnation/lgbtq-nation-c65vn37sz/-/a-tv4ObaTcQ4eRfIQu6ShkJw%3Aa%3A3220327925-%2F0 This guy wins best homophobe prize for Pride The runner up is the guy I just saw complaining about having to see Pride flags at work when his wife just left him for a woman

I was on the news lol

​:blobcatdroolreach:​ #私の絵ってどんな味しそうですか

need an anime girl to represent anthropomorphized things as anime girls a gijinka gijinka

going by my dreams my brain must think that being forced to go back to high school and forgetting to attend all my classes is a likely and realistic scenario I need to be prepared for

I mean sure if you defund police you’ll have theft and rape and assault and murder but at least you won’t be paying them to do it.

my friend @ami_angelwings is very close to her date for surgery for the chronic discomfort she has been suffering for a year and could really use the last quarter or so of her fundraiser completed donate here […]

yes you do, sluggo https://mastodon.social/@nancycomics/116674678093844722

for #FavCharacterE I'm going with Elda from Edomae Elf because she os worshipped as a goddess but she is a hikikomori who just wants to quietly live in her shrine doing nerd shit because she is afraid people will make fun of her ears which is relatable to me […] [Original post on sakurajima.moe]