> Dutch grocery store > “Oranje Spekken!” > look inside > neither oranje nor spek > only delicious trans pride.

Thanks printer, that cheered me up

good summary of kamiina botan

you merely adopted the posts. i was born in them. molded by them. i didn't touch grass til i was already an adult.

I am a very specific kind of reply guy. If someone jokes about the appearance of geoducks (Panopea), I must appear and remind them THEY👏LOOKED👏LIKE👏THAT👏FIRST since the Jurassic!! #clamfacts

spent an absurdly long time today updating my onepagerules conversion of the legend of the five rings clan wars miniatures game https://army-forge.onepagerules.com/army-info/age-of-fantasy/5S-KU-agJcAc-bnD

(to the tune of "The Power" by SNAP) I've got the soreness!

The most disappointing thing about the last ten years is before all this I didn't think I really hated anybody. Bush era fuckers were fuckers but they weren't such a daily part of my life to engender any kind of visceral rage. Now I know exactly what it is to really *hate* a person. Multiple, even.

@radiodeadair.com I've always been highly suspicious of the idea of any sort of expensive fancy rich people party somehow being "for charity"

The wizard pours himself a cup of tea smelling of ginger.

i like how in miniatures wargames all the game rules use inches but all the actual miniatures and stuff are measured in metric

oh there is a whole family of tyrant birds ofc https://mastodon.social/@avesbrasil/116518630358544711

(it's the 'sorry' that gets me!🤣 )

hiding youtube comments like a boss

#mutualaidupdate $80/$2,000 for May!! Four more days until rent comes due, and my 62nd #birthdayweek starts up!! Also, need funds for bills!! Hopefully, this week I will find out whether I have secured Social Security Retirement benefits; payments would start in June. Still working on SSDI […]

looking for the steam controller in my steam library

oh to be an elemental shaped like a sexy lady for some reason

I remember this episode of evangelion https://bots.defencegeeks.net/@theonion/116517848920788923

hiding youtube comments like a boss

making paper minis again will probably post once I am done gluing them and such

「緑」 #qoo3_brocante

you know the ginger beer is good if you take exactly one sip and immediately start coughing

"tyrannulet" https://bots.robots.rodeo/@birds/116513559494776754

Most places with a cryptid try to make it make a little sense. "Well, you see there are these primates from the last Ice Age and ... " or " ... this lake is very old and catfish never stop growing so you can't rule out that one is the size of bus..." But not NJ. "There is a devil in the woods […]

pronouncing "crouton" as "croatoan"

things like that actually made it pretty easy to convince me that white privilege is a thing

when I was a kid and I went to a store with my dad and we were checking out he would have me go stand in a different line so if my line ended up moving faster he could just switch over to mine and I always hated doing it and retrospect I'm surprised he never got his ass kicked for doing that

little guy https://mastodon.social/@avesbrasil/116512881610912800

#mutualaidrequest Please donate so my friend Jessica can have gender affirming surgery https://gofund.me/1ba8ada0 Jessica lived with me for a while in 2017. She has gone through a lot in her life, including homelessness.

when I was a kid and I went to a store with my dad and we were checking out he would have me go stand in a different line so if my line ended up moving faster he could just switch over to mine and I always hated doing it and retrospect I'm surprised he never got his ass kicked for doing that

when they're standing on them the front two limbs of cats are called "legs" but the rest of the time they're "arms"

RE: https://mathstodon.xyz/@prismika/116500889549097420 The rare kind of election where every choice was a good one. I for one welcome our vampire snail overlords (but don't blame me, I voted for horse conch)

狂気のある星

gonna tell my kids this was The Boys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk5D-ky25Rk

been watching the Bad Apple music video a lot and have been spotting more touhou girls out in the wild than I usually do now

imagine priding yourself on being a skeptic and debunker and getting cold read by a fucking chat bot

the important thing is he gave us the word "meme"

Every sticker on this giant truck makes me more confused about what type of person this is

Richard Dawkins talking to Claude and immediately going "Oh, you're nice to me. You must be a conscious entity, and a lady" is so funny.

i watched the premiere of the x-files as in like the first time it was on tv help

wtf aves do brasil bot

sci-fi be like what if there was a computer that was really fucked up

there is no newpipe there is no music in my life

newpipe is broken again :(

got some good screenshots out of the latest Kirio Fanclub

かたばみずし

[food] torta, tamale, and horchata for breakfast

RE: https://mastodon.redgarterclub.com/@AnthonyJK/116488959625520480 @[email protected] @MutualAidNet @[email protected] @edendestroyer #mutualaid ##helpfolkslive2026 Still stuck at $0/$150. Will reset goal at $2,000 for May tomorrow. Still need funds RIGHT NOW for bills and food […]

lol https://mastodon.social/@avesbrasil/116492811393993777