お薬飲んだ

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そんなかわいい威嚇で人間が怖がると思ってんのかぁ……？？？

かけーた！！早いけどイースターのうさぎちゃんたち。 #彗星画報 #マグナムオペル #一次創作

[USPol, International Pol] so Trump is just like "fix the mess I made or else" to the rest of the world? lol

fucked up that cats get to have natural elf ears

pokemon romhack where instead of made up animals it's just regular ones like from real life

had too much weed and feel sad

copilot, send that guy a message saying i fucked his mom and then block him forever

お薬飲んだ。

actually found a straight up transphobe surviving in the wilds of not Nazi fedi haven't seen one in awhile

hm.

​:itumoarigatou:​ #見つけてくれてありがとう祭開幕

futari wa precum

got my progesterone refilled so now I am prog rocking https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=11WUJVmq0IQ

thinking about when my mom lived way out in the country and after talking with several of her neighbors learned that it was common knowledge in her area that dogs attract lightning

been thinking about awhile back when I had constant cramps in my leg that were so bad that I thought I would eventually need a wheelchair and then I randomly figured out on my own that I had a magnesium deficiency and a supplement immediately solved the whole problem

I'm starting a service where you pay me $500 and at some random time in the next few months, I'll send you a text with a link to a realistic fake newspaper page telling you that it happened, and then I will get a couple of your friends to text you in celebration, with more links, and you'll get […]

see also: no one in the entire pentagon thought of Iran blocking the Strait of Hormuz, a strategy I use in Paradox video games with regularity.

アイスクリーム🍦🍨

[anime food] 🖼

*extremely hype to eat shrimp, squid, and chicken* USA! USA!

reading about "American Fried Rice" (a southeast Asian ketchup fried rice with various American themed ingredients) and according to wikipedia you should not confuse it with the Malaysian dish "nasi goreng USA" where "USA" stands for shrimp (udang), squid (sotong), and chicken (ayam)

RE: https://mastodon.social/@h4ckernews/116216825805985823 Wait... wait... isn't? Wait... I thought the point was... What?

Flight attendants had to move my giant yoshi plush to an empty seat in the back because it was taking too much room in the ceiling compartment, look a what they did to him 😭😭

I hate how of all the regional variations for American fast food chains the ones in the US are always the most meh

what? https://www.animenewsnetwork.com/interest/2026-03-12/evangelion-creator-gackt-tezuka-son-2channel-and-niconico-founders-tease-new-social-media-service/.235218

お薬飲んだ

reading about "American Fried Rice" (a southeast Asian ketchup fried rice with various American themed ingredients) and according to wikipedia you should not confuse it with the Malaysian dish "nasi goreng USA" where "USA" stands for shrimp (udang), squid (sotong), and chicken (ayam)

[anime food] 🖼

when you don't want to send anyone a picture of Thanos with an oversized and extra veiny dick but your hand is forced

where is Mario when you need him? https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260311/p2g/00m/0na/024000c

blah extremely bored today

it feels like an inordinate amount of the anime news service posts on my feed are like "most generic isekai you could possibly imagine gets an anime adaptation"

my very large cat was laying on my chest while i was laying with my head propped up on the arm of the couch and now my neck hurts

oh miku pornography on the TL

more time in the fryer

when you don't want to send anyone a picture of Thanos with an oversized and extra veiny dick but your hand is forced

Dear god

in the early 2000s you could be a straight guy who gave a shit about his personal appearance and it would be a big news story

i can just pull loose hair out of my cat's back indefinitely rn

Thousands of people forming delusional 1-person math cults after talking to a computer simulacrum of human speech is some shit philip k dick would cross out because it’s too depressing

[short horror story] going through puberty in a world where boners make a loud noise

I just spent the last 24 hours building... a free tool to create your very own handwriting font quickly within the browser (no logins, all local processing): https://arcade.pirillo.com/fontcrafter.html Having tested it extensively on my own manuscript, I […] [Original post on mastodon.social]

Fan letter to Starlog from 1980, featuring a rare photo of H.R. Giger in a Mickey Mouse hat