severance is a chilling exploration of the question "what if you felt bad at work all the time and didn't know why." can you even imagine how hellish that would be if it were real?

how come no one talks about how red alert had all the regular units for a command and conquer game but also tanya, a specific commando in booty shorts who appeared in cutscenes and also you could make a dozen of her in your base and deploy them together like an army of sexy clones? or maybe […]

hey, brother, what you thinking?

killdozer, but it's just an assassin who loves naps.

start a new life in our peaceful seaside town and leave the world behind. the people are kind and the sea provides, here where the stars never shine, and a terrible light glimmers in the depths.

sigh. just finished a long questline in ttw where you have to save a town on a giant bean stock from an infection of evil fungus. after spending about two hours completing it the quest giver gives me the morel: only you can prevent sporous spires.

buy me bonestorm or go to hell, mom.

here's 17 year old incel thurston brandypimple to lecture you on the importance of traditional masculinity. in his spare time he collects doilies and lynching post cards. he just received a $2b endowment from peter thiel's committee to blow up schools with cruise missiles.

borederlands stories dont usually have morels but those one does.

The much-hyped SIM farm the Secret Service seized uses readily available off the shelf tech that, very interestingly, has also become critical to ticket scalping. I, like others, am extremely not buying the idea that this was intended to take down the cell network […]

not me putting together an estrogen gift basket...

"I always thought about what it would be like. but it was different. much, much different." "what was?" "sex." "ah." "it's like that movie alien. everybody told me how good it was... and then i saw it... and it was much better than i ever thought it would be."

in this episode of northern exposure we are introduced to maurice's russian nemesis. according to maggie they're enemies because a. the russian keeps winning at chess and b. the russian is a trotskyite. this strongly implies that maurice is a stalanist. in this essay i will

doing this and nails

what the hell do you mean ff tactics is already coming out next week??

my job is usually called helpdesk, which is very different from tech support. in a big call center we're the people front line agents call for answers. mind you, our "frontline" are already tier iv, we're all supposed to be experts. if you're taking to us you've already been escalated.

i think it's neat that even when i'm not dissociating reality makes it feel like i'm still dissociating. maybe there is no reality.

as a small child i had intense anxiety over wesley crusher's homework. he was doing original research on cutting edge warp technology. i was terrified that in high school i'd be expected to generate performance improvements on nuclear submarines.

oh my god there is a melt bar and grilled *inside* progressive field, i cannot imagine trying to eat melt at a game.

[Catastrophizing (non-political)] going to a baseball game with a friend tomorrow and i'm trying not to stress, but i'm stressing about everything. besides the crowds and driving in a big city i'm stupidly nervous that her ex (recent breakup, i'm friends with them both) will see posts about it […]

me: tall women are so beautiful, i love tall women. me: as a six foot tall weirdo i will surely die alone, who would ever think tall women are attractive...

thinking about him.

having strong feelings about borderlands.

-poor things -lisa frankenstein -frankenstein (a guillermo del toro joint) -the bride now is the time of monsters, you can hear it in the market, we whisper it desperately in the confessional. if our father's will not look on our faces they will know us by the work of our hands.

rapture's come and gone all the shitheads are still here but so are you, despite your pure socialist soul, probably because of all that furry and anime porn you looked at in your early twenties.

the old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born...

your polycule just became a designated terrorist organization

what would the funniest greeting card to put in a gift of estrogen be? something about appreciating moms maybe?

the trump/kennedy press event: https://youtu.be/qN7be1ADhKI?si=EYMZrfbfj8z2owCP

what that mage hand do

thinking once again about phantasmagoria 2. they were like "we want to make a horror game with mature themes" so they had the protagonist go to therapy and talk about why he finds BDSM comforting and then served that up to my 13 year-old ass on a cd rom.

every day in r/asktransgender people posting "how long can i be in estrogen and still get away with boymoding" and it's kind of a relief to know this impulse seems relatively universal.

i don't want to scare you honey, but i'm late. yeah, no period in 40 years. you must have gotten me pregnant.

mulder: ancient peoples knew there were little folk all around them. brownies were helpful household spirits, redcaps were malevolent household spirits. scully: we can't tell skinner that an elf in a red hat has been stealing pizzas.

Pica urges you to make room for the cat on the couch and to remember why you are there. (to pet her)

breeding animals to have spots is the funniest thing humanity has ever done. imagine all the herdsmen bringing their prize cattle for sacrifice and jeff shows everybody up by bringing one with polkadots.

Do feed wild cyclists! 🚴

a fascist can travel the world and shake a million hands, be held up as a champion and a leader, and still be the smallest, most pathetically parochial idiot who dies unmourned, his entire life as disposable as a plastic straw despite his dreams of importance.

say yes to distress

it's remarkable how old lady my taste in video games has gotten. slap a fantasy romance on to a match 3 game and i start salivating the way i used to for midnight final fantasy releases.

a good bond villain lair is like the end of the world: so long, and tanks for all the fish.

what if i made a board game based on lord of the rings has anyone thought of that yet

pre-applied lidocane for my appointment and now i can't feel my face.

*trying on a women's top* this doesn't feel write. It hangs all wrong. i am in sensory hell. *looks in the mirror* oh hello boobs.

i saw a story the other day where a bunch of FBI agents decided it would be a good idea to destroy a kilo of meth by taking it to an animal shelter and tossing it in the incinerator. guys who think being in the same room with fentanyl discover what happens when you burn two pounds of meth in an […]

"fashion is cyclical, babe, everything comes back in style" i say to myself as i sandwich my skull between two flat rocks to press it into a high, narrow shape like an ear of corn.