playing all the final fantasy games in order. i'm 400 hours in and making good progress but i just hit 11 and i feel like this could be a rough patch.

let it snow le tits now coincidence??

did it hurt? when god pooped you out of heaven?

i need real bras and pierced ears and both of those things are scary.

"the substance is very feminist, french feminism is just very misogynistic" is an explanation that really stuck with me.

calling online trans beefs "the hrtfields and mxcoys"

the plays used to be cold, the ladies barenaked.

this is what tgirl swag looks like

gimme that top surgery anne boleynn got

god: why isn't you're dick out? adam: haha you noticed god: your dick's supposed to be out, i like it when your dick is out. why isn't your dick out? adam: so, we were eating this apple and-- god: you ate the fruit of the tree of knowledge of sexual harassment??

women hold up half the sky

the us did what now??

prayers for the new year

this is gonna be my year.

if you die in someone else's dream you don't die in real life but stuff gets weird real fast

planning a trip to tulpa, oklahoma. don't bother looking it up on a map, it's not there yet. that's why i'm planning.

loneliness never bothers me loneliness and i are thick as thieves wherever i am, so is she so lonely i will never be

guy who thinks he's not bi because he's attracted to men but hasn't enjoyed sex with men (did not consider that maybe the guys are bad at sex, maybe he is too)

how do french people get the eggs out of their toaster after they use it

who's up for a festive game of snapdragon? i'll bring the flaming brandy-soaked raisins, you bring the Victorian children.

christmas movie time

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they say tiny tim wanders the earth to this day under the curse his maker made upon him.

where do bad folks go when they die they go to a lake of fire and fry see em again till the fourth of july except tiny tim who did NOT die

a bunch of us are gonna go carolling in front of mark cuban's bluesky account, maybe he'll throw us some nickels to buy pudding with.

there is no death for that which can eternal lie, like tiny tim who di NOT die

oh cool, you're setting up your drum kit? like, right here, right now? no, i get it, praise god and everything. but this is kind of our baby room right now? yeah, i guess a manger is a pretty good spot fir a hardcore ahow. okay, but just one short set, there's some guys coming by with smelly […]

oh so when santa claus sneaks into people's houses and messes around in their living room it's "festive" but when i do it

just described myself as an old mare and i'm surprised at how comfortable that label feels.

moving the laser dot from the front of my cat to behind her like she's a dark souls boss.

[ron perlman voice] cats... cats never changes...

saving this for every time some brain genius calls me "this person"

i have my concerns about where pluribus is trying to come down on communism, but its depiction of alcoholism is the most real thing i've seen in anything.

spore druid turns out to be more fun than i anticipated. i didn't properly realize, the first time it tried it out, just how massive the tankiness bonus is. symbiotic entity actually pushes my hp higher than our resident barbarian, and with a shield i'm rocking 19 ac. also while it's […]

i think i have to stop trying to mentally categorize our bg3 sessions as "date nights" and just ask her out on a regular date.

...is gifting her both original sin games still kosher if we're still in act 1 of bg3 and i already gifted her a (small) game from her wishlist for christmas?

finally, some games that speak to me.

i was lamenting how much heterosexuality all the lists of christmas movie dripped and then i remembered that lesbian christmas movie is its own sub genre.

christmas movie about a trans girl going home for the holidays, her parents know she's trans and love her but they don't know she's gay, so when her girlfriend stops by for surprise she has to pretend to just be her best friend for absolutely no reason except that's how the movie bit goes.

if you would set yourself on the path of vengance, first dig two graves. also, we could use a new latrine out by the fence line. and, since they already marked where all the buried wires are could you dig a trench for a project i'll be starting next month?

side effects may include the certainty that someone is about to walk into the room

she's not much to look at now, but she has great bones.

the girl with the dueling scar

she was a career detective from the big city. this case, a missing girl traced back to the rural village of North Pole, could be her big break. but she didn't count on meeting a handsome local who teaches her about the local christmas wicker man festival, and that love is more important than careers

let the right one in is a christmas movie. in this essay i will

got my sister's family a physical onion subscription, hopefully they get at least one SUPER collectable issue in the next year.

schmear on a bagel? you mean filling your holes with cream?