there have been some questions about my tattoo and what it signifies, and what that means for my campaign. to be clear: it is a product of its time and of peer pressure. i am not the same person i was when i got a full back tattoo of christopher walken's face from the vhs box art of the prophecy.

in the birthplace of rock 'n roll (akron, ohio)

if i have pissed farther than others it is because i stood on the shoulders of giants (they're really mad at me now)

if you think about it ranma½ is a chick tract in its own way

bluesky's new (temp) ceo is a venture capitalist. get ready for an early september when bird site 2 goes the way of toys r us.

i posted a funny picture of a duck on bluesky only to learn the duck is both famous and dead. i feel so out of the loop on celebrity bird deaths.

women hold up half the sky, we're going to need more women to hold up the other half

"what a week, huh?" "correct, lemon, it is saturday evening."

mod idea: worf fortress

do you think parappa was ever in a 90s rap beef? do you think anyone died?

this is very small of me but over on bluesky I got that lqf follow and he's finally stopped doing the follow/unfollow for a follow back dance. he's a funny guy, it's nice to see him grow like this.

found a very strange part of the internet.

feeling somewhat worried about the state of things.

you've got to dance like no one's watching, love like you'll never be hurt, sing like no one's listening, and post like the FBI is reading this.

i just got a dm slide from a guy who looks like the evil dad from euphoria.

she taught us to sign "the president has a tumor in his brain the size of an olive. maybe it will happen today, but probably not."

lent is a time when we are meant to grow closer to jesus's suffering by eating an Arby's fish sandwich at least once a week.

over on bluesky everyone is posting "compare and shop" images comparing the prices of ram or graphics cards to rifles.

happy lent

customers love how anxious and afraid i am when we talk. they really value they're aura i give off that they could crush me like a useless insect.

hello new followers, you arrived at a very strange time in my life. yours too, i hope.

"when pizza is on a bagel you can eat pizza any time." --epicurus, 300 b.c.e.

if i had eggs i'd cluck you

*getting out my lute* okay, let's bard this horse.

those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it https://youtu.be/Fpu5a0Bl8eY?feature=shared

in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.

bart makes prank phone calls because he knows it is destiny that he must destroy the bart ender before the bart ender can end bart.

too haruspicy for me

i spend ten+ hours a day thinking about cool anime fights and the matrix. and you think you can face me in psychic combat? come to the astral plane for an ass kicking.

melinda french gates went on npr and explicitly said "i divorced bill because emails surfaced that he was conspiring with epatein to put drugs in my food to treat the STIs he was bringing home from little st. james"

casually working "i really can't wait for the ice to melt" into weather conversations at work.

i gently guide my wife's hand to my soft belly. "can you feel him kick?" "please stop doing this every time you eat a burrito."

what have you got there? show me. show me. NO! that's not for cats!

playing all the final fantasy games in order. i'm 400 hours in and making good progress but i just hit 11 and i feel like this could be a rough patch.

let it snow le tits now coincidence??

did it hurt? when god pooped you out of heaven?

i need real bras and pierced ears and both of those things are scary.

"the substance is very feminist, french feminism is just very misogynistic" is an explanation that really stuck with me.

calling online trans beefs "the hrtfields and mxcoys"

the plays used to be cold, the ladies barenaked.

this is what tgirl swag looks like

gimme that top surgery anne boleynn got

god: why isn't you're dick out? adam: haha you noticed god: your dick's supposed to be out, i like it when your dick is out. why isn't your dick out? adam: so, we were eating this apple and-- god: you ate the fruit of the tree of knowledge of sexual harassment??

women hold up half the sky

the us did what now??