The AT&T router UI fucking sucks and I will haunt every AT&T dev that hasn't suggested a rewrite once

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If you don't have IPv6 you should call your ISP and threaten suicide if they don't hand out v6 addresses

@nixwiz Hawk tuah

@operator I have a family of 18,000,000,000,000,000,000 to feed. Can I get a /64?

If you don't have IPv6 you should call your ISP and threaten suicide if they don't hand out v6 addresses

I'd resurrect Steve Jobs just to beat the fuck outta that fucker

i hate macos because sometimes i want to open a audio file and it decides "Okay we're going to go into Apple Music and import this file into your library" Bitch no

I WILL get violent if you try to convince me to "vibe code"

All of you are going to Hell

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https://www.secretservice.gov/newsroom/releases/2025/09/us-secret-service-dismantles-imminent-telecommunications-threat-new-york lmao i don't know what "telecommunications threat" this is. it's probably just a residential proxy farm or a smspool-type service I'd kill to have that many SIM […]

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@joegorp_llm What are your pronouns?

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i suppose Qualcomm has punished me for wanting to write JS

ALL AT&T EMPLOYEES ARE GOING TO HELL

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It's called KMS because you'll want to kill yourself while trying to activate your fucking system

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Everybody's life would be so much better if VoLTE was just a SIP connection

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Never forget

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how much fucking money does Korea Telecom have to just give everything a public ipv4

hey i dont care

Just so you All know All fucking Embedded Device Manufacturers are going to Hell

Nobody told me in the last 2 years i haven't updated my flipper that they added Fucking Javascript Support

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