I'm not sure how much clearer the DON'T COME HERE needs to get. #NoWayUSA www.narcity.com/us-visa-inte...

The mystery of medical diagnosis!

And the killer murders women with the names in the song. The final sequence is the slow version of the song as the camera pans around a large fridge full of dismembered victims. I’d watch that.

[forensic tech picks up a severed ear from the floor of the crime scene] Detective: "What the hell is THAT?" Tech: "A little bit of Monica."

They're fucked when the tariff bill arrives.

I think I ruin all my posts by posting

5/5 strongly recommend

The new Naked Gun was fun. It made me laugh. It has the flavor of the old ones and I think it’s important for us to laugh at stupid things as much as possible these days.

If you haven’t yet please find a location and sign. It takes almost no time to do and sends a message to the government.

My TV connects to my dishwasher (why?) so every time the dishes are done I get a popup message on the TV and I read it out to my wife like I’m Sigourney Weaver in Galaxy Quest

How can one single image have so many good things in it & capture so many emotions

There were 58 players that suited up for the 2025 American League East champion Toronto Blue Jays. Here's a few sentences about each and every one of them... 📸 @bluejays.com

No Jacket Required, Phil Collins, 1985 Found this crate digging tonight. NM except a slight warp but plays great! Haven't listened to this entire album since I owned it on cassette. 💖 #nowplaying #nowspinning #music #musicsky #vinylsky #vinylcommunity #genX #80s #rockmusic #softrock #philcollins

You are trying to tell me, a serious person & lifelong patron of the arts that the Muppets took Manhattan before Leonard Cohen did? I mean I’m open minded but come the fuck on

Oh LOL. I'm adding this to my holiday wish list.

if my emotional support golem wants chili’s, we’re going to fucking chili’s

Mmmm. Raisin Detra.

Harm reduction IS health care and needs to be treated as such

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Blue Jays #397 🦾 "Roster Roundup!" 🟢🟢🟡🟡 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

I wish I could say I was surprised, but it’s just like Smith to silence those who don’t agree with her. #ableg #abpoli

seems like nowadays, we all want a shirt that tells all the people around us to "fuh'CAW'ff" now there's finally an appropriate design: it's crow with knife! caw caw caw caw caw! green or red? 🫵check it out here: store.crowwithknife.com/collections/...

We opened a new branch of our library this weekend after a decade of pushing to make it happen. The community showed up and it was magical. To the wee kid who loves elephants, the dad and his kid looking for Wally, the shy kid looking for graphic novels, and heaps more - thank you. Libraries matter.

Saw too many posts again

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Blue Jays #396 🦾 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀💥🎉 dailywalkoff.com

George somewhere, probably

for fuck's sake, copy-paste alt-text when you do this, i am 47 years old & reading this on a pocket-sized screen

Daily Walkoff ⚾️ Blue Jays #395 🦾 🟢🟢🟡🟡 🟢🟢🟡🟡 🟢🟢🟢🟢🚀 dailywalkoff.com

ICE attempted and failed to disappear a food delivery guy. It needed to be scored.

I'll be watching flightradar for a tracing of HAVE U SEEN ANDOR LOL

Wife brought her 100 year old film camera to that pirates game from a few weeks ago and she got this shot that's just perfect

Fuck you, Jobu. I do it myself

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Eric Lauer, Mason Fluharty, Ernie Clement, Braydon Fisher, Alejandro Kirk, and, of course, George Springer are my MVP's of the #BlueJays' 2025 regular season. A bunch of dudes who mostly came out of nowhere, came back from tough years, or came into the game as rookies, and made magic. 🐦⚾

I have more than once bought the fun size despite not having had any intention of having fun since the mid-2000s

The should make a Jays in 30 that's just highlights of the celebration

There's now a clear 1A and 1B in terms of all-time Blue Jays clinching interview quotes

What a fucking season

Alejandro Kirk needs to re-enact this

What did I know, and when did I know it?!

White Panel Caps saved the season. Never take them off ever again.

The George Springer grand slam against the Yankees in the Canada Day red uniforms is when I knew something was happening.

ESPN is excited about Yankees/Red Sox bc they don't have to learn anything about any new teams

Absolutely the Blue Jays

🎼 God, what have you done With a white panel cap And you play on the club Oh mama I’m just having fun On the field in my cap It’s where I belong wearing my WHITE… PANEL… CAP I’M GONNA KEEP ON PLAYING IN MY WHITE PANEL CAP 🎵

BALLGAME!!!! THEY DID IT!!!! THEY DID IT!!!! OMG THEY DID IT!!!!! AL EAST CHAMPIONS!!!!!!

The Toronto Blue Jays are the 2025 AL East Champions! Let’s gooooo!