Me: I don’t care if I die up here, Jeff. I’m not leaving you [5 minutes later] *riding Jeff's frozen body down the mountain like a human sled*

Devastated 💔 RIP, Captain Chandler 😢

Back to sleep, so damn proud of our team 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 They brought hard, no tears here 🥹👍🇨🇦🥈

Ask your cardiologist if watching Olympic gold medal hockey is safe for you. 😬

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🏒 Well shit. They out worked them but came up short in OT. Heartbreaking 💔 We’re so proud of you ladies 🇨🇦 #teamcanadahockey

So much veggy violence in that Instacart ad 👀

Random thoughts: This is why I don’t watch hockey 😅 JFC that was only four minutes?!?! Bluesky is right, it’s less stressful when it’s muted 😊 I should go get my 🇨🇦 Oh wait I wore a 🇨🇦tee to bed I’m gonna be so tired at work tonight AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

The family is making me watch the game with the volume on and my anxiety can't take it.

These Canadian women are SCRAPPY 🥰 #Olympics #ForTheGold

Wait. Former Prince Andrew arrested for his Epstein involvement on his 66th birthday? This is all kinds of the poetic justice that I wish Virginia Giuffre was alive to witness. Now, do Trump.

It's a Wonderful Muppet

Asked to see the secret menu at Old Navy and they showed me a pair of pants with one leg

I knew the answer to the LOTR trivia question too...I want a trophy 😤 #Shrinking

The petition site is having technical issues. That’s the hold up. House of Commons IT personnel are working on it. Thanks for your patience.

Bottomless mimosaaaaa 😂 #Shrinking

Since Home Depot is an American chain founded by MAGA supporters, shouldn't our Canada First premier be shopping at Canadian-owned Home Hardware? Just wondering. 🖕🤨🖕

Deer My Friends Yesturday I went to Home Depoh to get some bbq brickettes so me and my family could enjoy a nice Family Day bbq dureen my 14 weak Christmas brake and I was outrajed to find the store closed and I am going to look into why werkers get Family Day off when I need brickettes. Premair

Please stop sending me threatening messages written in blood. It’s mean and it hurts my feelings

My therapist keeps saying "damn, life got hands" which feels unhelpful at best

I need to spend more time with fewer people

Was stopped at a red light next to a salting truck - they’re all out there rn making the roads safer for us before the freezing rain hits - and took the time to thank him when I realized his window was rolled down ☺️ He smiled back pretty big

3 am bike ride because waaaay too many pancakes* ingested But they were soooo 😋 *waffles (because they have syrup pockets)

When you don't think about anything but the food, the iguana pizza actually looks a little bit yummy 😬 Also, we really need to form a protective circle around John Oliver and his writers, especially the one who wrote the thing about his eyebrows 😂😂 #LastWeekTonight

This Fanjoy House of Commons petition for ALL federal party leaders to pass top-secret security clearance has been stuck in the mid thirty thousands for signatures for the past week. Have you signed it yet? Let's GO, Canada! 🍁

Happy New Moon, Solar Eclipse, Fire Horse Lunar New Year, Venus conduct North Node, Mardi Grad/Fat Tuesday, Ramadan eve, Random Acts of Kindness, and Birthday to all who celebrate!

it's Lunar New Year AND Mardi Gras, someone bring me a king cake filled with red bean paste

Currently at 719,000 views. I expect it to be in the millions by end of day. Colbert’s forbidden/banned interview with Texas State Rep James Talarico. youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A

white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year

sorry Pink Floyd, turns out that we needed education. a lot of it. all of the education, really

Canada’s captain Marie-Philip Poulin breaks Olympic women’s hockey scoring record

I just pressed play on The Natural ⚾🧢

Hard to overstate how much Fred Wiseman changed the cinema. He's often grouped with the Direct Cinema pioneers like the Maysles and Leacock, but he built on what they did with handheld cameras and sync sound to create a different kind of documentary, something that had really never existed before.

I think we'd be generally better off if we looked at the world in the same way Fred Wiseman does.

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!" RIP Robert Duvall

Robert Duvall was a kind and gentle man. He had that crinkle in his smile that made you think he had some precious secret, all his own. Rest well, Robert.

It's still hard to accept that he's gone. But Toronto Blue Jays legend Tony Fernandez died six years ago today at the age of 57. I wrote about him: cooperstownersincanada.com/2026/02/16/r...

imagine killing a whole mammoth and ur crush is like sorry im only into gatherers

(first day at the cult) yeah I’m not wearing that

Bought the cheapest possible Mercedes today because I needed to use the bathroom at the dealership

That was a really fun watch. The genuinely lol funny moments made up for the corny winces and the unexpected existential moment - for me, anyway - made my head whirl in a mostly feel-good way. I'm gonna watch this a few times more before I die #Eternity

I laughed WAAAAY too hard at the squatting #Eternity

Main Street in Dunedin.

literally to hell with anything less

*lowering my voice and leaning in as I tell someone that my dog is adopted*

if the drop shadow is doing this your book is haunted

Rise and shine Canada. If you’re just waking up back home, it’s been a golden start to super Sunday at the Olympics. Mikael Kingsbury was brilliant in winning the men’s dual moguls. His fifth Olympic medal. Canada’s first gold medal at the Games.

If you like making love to music, put on a live album. That way, you get applause every two to four minutes.

I just hope all this thuggery and violence we're seeing in Olympic curling these days doesn't spread to the pickleball court.

Now that I’ve watched this angle on the replay I definitely see the double touch:

Dr Robby and Louie made me cry this week #ThePitt