Anyone have video on that Varsho catch? #BlueJays

“Jesus didn’t have wheels, Ralph”

It took ALL DAY, but we got most of Georgie’s room unpacked and their hat collection on the wall. Looks good! Need more hats, right @lesleynope.bsky.social ?

Just one more out, Blue Jays. Please. I need this.

@wilnerness.bsky.social what’s the combo that has the Blue Jays clinch even if they lose? They said it on the broadcast but I don’t remember.

If they're going to try and retcon Charlie Kirk, then we should try to retcon him too.

Barger!!!!!

Vladdyyyyyy!!!

So I hear the Rapture is set for next Wednesday. Who wants to chip in for some sex dolls and a tank of helium?

Should have put the superhuman skin on the outside and then Kirk might be still alive

My kid made an extremely cursed pancake

They managed to get an out before giving up 5 runs

I long for the day when this podcast is no longer relevant. But if you're still trying to understand sex testing and gender in sports, I made this for you. There are transcripts on the site if you don't like listening to stuff.

I’m a salty bitch and I’ll die mad

White men get discounts. Everyone else? No.

Performing a Haka is a sign of respect. The Canadian team was honoured to have the New Zealand team perform it for them. The Canadian team showed their worthiness by winning 34 to 19 to secure their spot in the Rugby World Cup finals. Well done ladies! 🙌 #Canada #NewZealand #RugbyWorldCup

There are so many areas where Canada could go on the offensive and strengthen our economy and society by taking advantage of US self-immolation. This is one. Poaching all of US academia/R&D is another. But they all require an activist, high-capacity state, not an austerity-obsessed government.

*SpongeBob font* It’s simple biology

Earlier this week, Sinclair said it would replace "Jimmy Kimmel Live" with a documentary about Charlie Kirk during the Friday time slot that Kimmel occupies on its ABC affiliates. Friday evening, Sinclair pulled the documentary and aired "Celebrity Family Feud" instead.

BRONZE FOR CANADA 🇨🇦 An absolutely incredible 800m metres. Canada’s Marco Arop with a season best 1:41.95 to win bronze here in Tokyo. What a fight from Arop. What a riveting finish.

Hey, let me know if the Blue Jays ever get anyone out

I’m turning this game off

Good start Springer!!!

The city said that parks are for sports and gave us a hard time for our Kids Pride event permit

Has he tried *not* sucking shit?

Pure dutch gold!! youtu.be/7vRX-BQAjeE?...

If you read his feed, this guy is very block worthy!

Get your posts ready for October 14! It’s Charlie Day!!

As a reminder, this is great, but withholding spending without saying *why* is less effective than a short email to customer service. If you’re cutting your Disney spending plans, take a minute to tell them why, otherwise they might think it’s bc they haven’t had Mickey take a knee for Kirk.

Using the notwithstanding clause to strip away the rights of vulnerable children is, by far, the most despicable action Danielle Smith's government has contemplated thus far. Contact your MLA & let them know that this cruelty will not be tolerated. #abpoli #cdnpoli www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

It is FREE to write to MPs at the House of Commons. FREE!! Do it!!

I just wrote and MAILED in the post this letter (I cut the first hello paragraph)

@charlieangus104.bsky.social please boost

Even the Dutch are calling out the regime over here for the blatant attack on our 1A, and the personal 1A attack on Jimmy Kimmel. Enjoy this clip of Dutch comedian Lubach! #SheShed

#CdnPoli I wrote a rather detailed letter demanding action from my MP and the PM for the disgraceful ovation Charlie Kirk got in the HoC on Monday. I'm providing a generic version so that you can write to your MP as well. The focus is on LGBT. Hate cannot stand! Join me! Share widely!

Counterpoint: Charlie Kirk sucked shit and so do you

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

Ninth, no new trade agreement with a fascist United States. It will be worth less than the paper it’s written on, will require onerous concessions in exchange for nothing, while yoking our destiny irrevocably to an unstable power at best and a totalitarian monstrosity at worst.

Please write to the Canadian Federal Government and ask them to implement a special measure to allow trans people and their families to flee persecution in the US - before this Heritage bs turns into a pogrom

I got no speculation on Mastodon on this. This Epstein list: WHO IS THE MAGICIAN?!?!

A competent fascist regime would send someone who doesn't look and act like some rural grandpa who just got his first passport but still spends most of his time emailing far right memes he found on Facebook to his family.

Netanyahu: ‘These So-Called Genocide Experts Have Probably Never Committed A Genocide In Their Lives’

The problem is that I forgot that ESPN existed

Charlie Kirk sucked ass and if you liked him then you do too

You’re welcome

I spilled soup all over my @effinbirds.com shirt

The shitposting will continue until morale improves

The new late night show starring Marco Rubio is just this gif playing for an hour every night

If Starbucks employees must write Charlie Kirk's name on their cups, they should fuck it up like they do every other name (remember Cark?) Some suggestions: Berk, Carlie, Cuck, Mirk, Dink, Fuck Also, enjoy your shitty fucking coffee and your dry ass baked goods