hey look a fun history lesson!

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO Oh she HATED his guts

gentlemen, I present to you … Space Pussy *optimistic murmuring from the crowd*

“what, i’m gonna pay for it?”, i say to the other shoppers as i slurp chorizo from the tube like an otter pop

me too, just gonna sit down and enjoy the game with a big bowl of my favorite ferments. love those ferments!

sure you know Loss but do you know The Ethan MacManus Church of Gaming

for me these guys who have been plotting to destroy modern civilization, because they got bored and decided it might be fun to take a swing at feudalism, should today have their heads held high! a shining example for all to see. could use little iron cages or maybe plexiglass cubes. have fun with it

I worked on the emergency teams preparing for 2 Super Bowls in previous decades. We were focused on international terrorist threats, not threats from our own federal government. Maybe Dems in Congress should consider doing something about that.

Good morning chat

A warm scarf ride on the cold winter is always appreciated :> Comm~ #giantess #巨大娘 #sizesky

Some people have burnt monkey testicle problems, I have burnt monkey testicle solutions (new snack sensation)

To have something so crass and disgusting contaminating the quiet dignity of a fart loading shirt is truly gross.

Incredible stuff happening at Spencer’s Gifts

NBC editing out the booing of JD Vance is a disgrace. It’s an international event. Americans have the right to know what the world is saying. NBC has bowed down to Trump.

Yesterday at the Olympics the world united. Countries everywhere each with their own “buu,” “buh,” “fu,” or “bou” came together to say BOO to JD Vance. They chanted in English version, just to be sure he understood.

This comment the Czech announcer made is gold and because he didn’t say it in English Just Dance has no idea.

These tits have never been calm. Nary a pill has chilled me. Not a single horse has ever been held

what the green flag means at a NASCAR race

is anyone hiring for one of those fake jobs that make like $250k/yr or whatever

I'm at that age where I think things like "my foot hurts, what did I do" followed by "oh, right, I used it for walking."

Mamas really didn't let their babies grow up to be cowboys, and look at us now - horseshit everywhere

Oh this... this is beautiful.

✨️✨️ #SIGNALIS #signalisart

I WANT ONE SO BADDDD

Tranquil

world's smallest stripper working hard to feed the 37 kids!

“Verify this” I yell whipping past you on my heelies because I am so young and fun.

WUH OHHHHHH SHE ATE A BIG MEAT ON A CARTOON BONE......

Old robot women with aluminum stretch marks #originalcharacter #oc #robogirl

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DENTIST: Have you been flossing regularly? GIANT SANDWORM FROM "DUNE": I try, but who has the time?

Mike's Hard Moment of Clarity

god should have made a daylight that didn’t need saving tbh

So... Hidden Valley is a vagina reference, right?

just another car commercial where a group of friends run joyfully into the waves at the beach, after leaving their car door ajar in celebration of their arrival, then coming back to their car at the end of he day to find the battery dead

i-it... it's *Brown.* His last name is Brown.

in space, you know who 𝘤𝘢𝘯 hear you scream? Jesus.

We might think we have saved daylight, Donna, but you know it'll be back in the gutter in six months.

Never more energized and powerful than when I try to go to bed at a reasonable hour

I think if Earth were smart it'd speed up a bunch and make us all fly off