I mean. This isn't that crazy (stupid, sure) when you realize what people think you mean by "center" Which, to be fair, the dumb right/left dichotomy contributes to this seeming contridiction.

Please sir, My metal, it is eagles of death

Baby, I promise I'll never post a perfect setup then stop you from replying or quote-posting

Just learned about this org doing work in south Texas. Farm worker and justice oriented. Was associated with Chavez, but we have to separate the work. All over our neighbors are struggling, and I've been told they're doing real work to help. Look into them and consider donating.

"See if you can't leave me an inch from where the zipper (burps) ends, round, under my, back to my bunghole, so I can let it out there if I need to."

The horror of being at grocery store and saying "I love this song!"

I mean... sitting stinky in his own shit is his natural state

this will of course get me yelled at but what worries and gets politicians' attention are ORGANIZED votes. This is what uncommitted, for example, was doing. Individual votes are fine but on their own they do not actually represent real power.

Thinking about running around like a chicken with its head cut off to fit in.

What kind of monster makes jokes but blocks comments so I can't riff. Have you no decency sir! *flips scarf*

Oh my! *cltches pearls* Is FIFA suddenly now (and only now) corrupt?! I shall not watch the foots-ball until they go back to their upstanding ways of of slave-driven circuses in Qatar!

"Imagine if [x] had done what Trump did" If I'm using my imagination, it's gonna be on something way better than that

Ok. Federal system (state/fed antagonism) we keep but divorce from federal representation (States no longer select senators). Corgress structure is logarithmic (base 100). Roughly 250 million eligible voters, so 3 levels.

Just saying, the reduction in ads alone has been worth switching to Vivaldi (other browsers probably have the same benefit). If you're interested in getting away from google (you should), it's actually easy. Feel free to ask me anything.

Finally migrating off Crome and google. Feels good.

Everyone acts all down on denial, but it's great for productivity

Time travelled to the 90s. Now I'm... Back in

I really took for granted living in a golden age of fast food. You think 5 bucks is gonna get you a jumbo jack (a real one) *bacon-cheddar potato wedges, an oreo shake, and jalapeño poppers anymore? No way *not real bacon; not real cheddar

Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only— Bob's Burgers Arrested Development Community 30 Rock Star Trek (TNG) The Righteous Gemstones Derry Girls Taxi Sealab2021/Harvey Birdman/SGC2C Venture Bros. Evangelion Upright Citizens Brigade Fleabag Cowboy Bebop Parks and Rec

Advertise your account w/ a simpsons gif

Why get upset about voting rights when we got you this cookie! ... the cookie is high stock prices ... just do your own insider trading then! God, it's impossible to please some people

Everything sounds condescending when you’re stupid

Studies have confirmed no correlation between amount of catfood and liklihood of begging.

One is my name. The other is not.

This dipshit is too big a coward to accept replies. Fine quote post it is. A surveillance state is bad. It's inherently fascist. You want public safety, build a free transit network. You don't let NAZIs spy on everyone.

The child watched as out of their closet creeped... *throwing sugar into the campfire to make a flare* A *liberal*!

I think being so terrified of what someone might do that you feel the need to persecute people for different is "weak on crime"

Me agreeing with the first 30 seconds of a MTG video:

As I see people running around with their hair on fire, it helps to remember what you can do: -Vote -Pressure all levels of reps to take measures against the regime -build community resources to help people strike

We really need to abandon the "tax dollars pay for" narrative. The government issues currency to pay for what it wants and collects taxes to control inflation and redistribute income (to compensate for the inequality caused by markets). We can pay for whatever we want.

You ever watch some dipshit start a fight because they drastically underestimated the difference between their own ability and their opponent's?

Be careful, Vance may call on Peter Thiel to smite you down

I find it hard to believe that post with nearly 1000 likes was deleted. Bsky, are you cooperating with fascism?

Helping each other is a necessary part of resistance. Reducing reliance on systems gives us leverage to apply pressure to them. Some actionable ideas in the comments.

Normal person: "Oh! A reskeet! Oh, it was a bot. Oh well." Me: "Yes. YES! I am your king! Go forth and smite my enemies!"

Reminder: if you haven't become involved with a real life community that provides mutual support, that is your goal today. It is the foundation.

“The ICE warehouse jail in Merrimack is not opening. For the people who would have been detained there and their loved ones, this is a real win. It also proves something larger: detention expansion is not inevitable. Everyday people can stop these facilities.” afsc.org/news/how-sma...

Greatest joke I ever heard has only gotten better as history moves forward. Thanks Arrested Development. Bob Loblaw: "Why should you go to jail for a crime that somebody else noticed."

Did you know that the part of the evil that affects you is just a distraction?

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, he lays on the ground and gargles Trump's balls

Find the event in your area. indivisible.org/get-involved... If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for anything.

TONIGHT Wed, March 18, at 6:00pm EST, Rural Organizing is holding a training on how to prepare your rural community for an ICE surge us02web.zoom.us/meeting/regi...

How to build emergency response systems for the long haul wagingnonviolence.org/2026/02/how-...

In the before-fore, what was the best regional buger chain? Shake shack (Northeast) Cookout (Southeast) Whataburger (Texas + SW) Culvers (Midwest) In-N-out (Cali) Frugals (PNW)

Mood: Trying to make a joke but being so angry that it turns into rant every time.

Suddenly (but not without cause) need to listen to some RATM

Look, another fascist pushing division. Go fuck yourself.

I know these dipshits don't understand how logical structure works, this moron is literally spreading my message to avoid thinking... At least the fascists are dumb.

You can't make a margarita without blending some ICE