Honestly so any existential time bombs have been either planted or have gone off in just the last year and a half that if you try to think about or maintain them all your body will just shut off & you’ll tip over like a malfunctioning AIBO

This robot installs 80 panels/hour. One every 45 sec. 1,920/day ≈ 0.0008 GW/day per line. Sounds small. It’s not. Scale this across thousands of lines and #solar becomes manufacturing, not construction. 👉 10,000 lines = 8 GW/day. That’s HOW China is winning the energy game.

Shorter Roberts: “You can’t Dred a Scott without Plessying a few Fergusons.”

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

QOTD: Have you ever had a convertible or targa or t-top car? I had a YJ Wrangler with a soft top. I am convinced it's why I can't hear conversations clearly at loud restaurants.

FBI agents raided the Portsmouth office and cannabis business tied to Virginia state Sen. Louise Lucas on Wednesday as part of a federal investigation, shaking Virginia politics and prompting swift reactions from Democratic leaders. virginiamercury.com/2026/05/06/f...

The rampant cynicism in this country which enables this kind of straight-up deceit: People like Musk and Altman know UBI will never materialize, and while they have unbelievable amounts of political capital to enlist in making it happen, they will not, and the press will not call them out on it.

me, after coming up with a revolutionary idea and then immediately forgetting it for ever

If the Democrats let Republicans have this INSANELY easy W, I am going to be apoplectic. This shit polls like chlamydia. Get on the other side of it now and be loud about it.

Director David Frankel tapped artist Alexis Franklin to hand-paint an AI Meryl Streep meme that appeared in the film.

of course jeremy irons & ben folds they work in a laundromat you idiot you stupid fucking idiot

Spirit Airlines has officially shut down operations. Well, you know what that means...

i buy all my crystal balls from the seers catalog

something poetic about the creepiest men in the world going from treating women like objects to treating objects like women

This is actually the perfect distillation of the right wing worldview. A predatory industry treats consumers unfairly so it must be immigrants' fault.

If you wanna know why @weareravenous.com is doing a subscriber drive and won't be based on ad dollars, it's because that doesn't work!

this would fix the website

I'd like my manifesto audiobook to be narrated by Gilbert Gottfried.

we are going to need a cabinet-level Detrumpification Secretary who just spends the next four years scrubbing his name and likeness off of everything

Will Stancil is the Kraft Singles of people. The kind of guy that has strong opinions about Chili's vs Applebee's. If you asked him his favorite band, he'd tell you he doesn't have one because he hates the concept of genres, so he kind of listens to everything but gun to his head, Imagine Dragons.

when i see one of u still hitting me with “they”

Please take the anti-Elon sticker off your Tesla. Own your shit.

lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:

I hope they destroy each other

kfc in my small town has started halving their chicken breasts and selling it as a 2-piece. Multiple people have brought this up to me in the past week. It is quite literally the talk of the town. Someone called into the radio station about it and said it should be burned down with the owner inside

the party of "a whole civilization will die tonight" fake-rending their garments over violent rhetoric is funnier than the entire history of saturday night live

it's gonna be so wild when some overextended operator inevitably throws a commando raid over a polymarket bet, and kalshi comes out with an ad that's like "rule 5: no throwing national security-related military missions over wagers"

embodying america's warfighter ethos by slamming unregulated performance enhancing substances and gambling on the outcome of my upcoming top secret mission

Telling another cowboy to stand down:

Future CPSC PSAs will be, "Secure the carpets in your home to make sure your home robot avoids trip hazards."

They're calling it the best democracy ever. www.ft.com/content/7529...

#breaking Former Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax committed suicide after fatally shooting his wife just after midnight, Fairfax Co. Police confirms. "Tragic for the children to lose both parents; extra tragic for them to be in the home while it occurred," Chief Davis said.

show me the forbidden notifications... i am ready

Are the reginos working again?

I like Sierpinksi Triangles so I made this - because tortilla chips are trianglar too, do you see? TBH I think it worked better in my head...

priest: and so wise king solomon said “i will cut the baby in half” me: ohhh. i get it. baby was a worm priest: no it was a test me: risky test. what if he’s not a worm

noooo oooonee shoots like solo! wears striped boots like solo! no one hits the falcon to reboot like solo! "I'm going specially good at hyper speed escaping!" zoom! parsecs for solo!

I wonder what the shortest amount of time is between someone being baptized Catholic and excommunicated because we may be looking at a new record here shortly

the irony of having a one-on-one HR layoff meeting in the conference room with my Loki mural on it

I would have a private chef/sous chef. They would make meals half the time. I do like cooking, so the other half of the time they would just do the prep work for me and leave everything chopped up in my fridge in little containers.

I was told by my mum to never watch a film that I wasn’t old enough to watch. so I’m at sleepover when I’m like 9 or something and they were all going to watch the exorcist and I went into another room and read a book whilst they all traumatised themselves and threw up and cried

Pug chef. Get the print here: gricklemart.com/pug-chef-pri... #grickledoodle #pug #chef #cooking #dog #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #humor

“want to feel old” let me stop you right there. it’s not about what I want