your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

nothing but respect to the urban assault smart car

The piss tank on the ISS is now 63% full.

People used to throw rocks at you until you died for this kind of stuff

patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors

listen, we've all had a lot of fun today learning that we truly are ruled by a pedophiliac cabal that permeates every level of big business and government, but also let's not take our eye off the fact that the senate Dems completely betrayed their base and must be primaried until they're all gone

POV: X-men's Rogue touches you and absorbs an irresponsibly expensive hyperfixation.

Reskeet with alt text @ dems, they’re all laughing at you.

www.badinternetbills.com#stop-csam In addition to calling your reps, this website has both a lot of information explaining why these bills are bad/ why section 230 must be protected, as well as petitions to sign for each individual issue! Signing petitions helps! Make your calls, sign petitions!

Science will never invent a better microwave reheating technology than Damp Paper Towel

im hearing now, that all the nerds who got their pants pulled down while distracted by the Northern Lights, will be charged as sex offenders

One horrific thing to me is that the president- a man who has gotten away with everything including literal murder up to this point- seems extremely nervous about anything regarding Epstein coming out. Like how bad does it have to be

Nuremburg trials is the moderate position

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Had to share this from twitter just because

Captain Torture

Zohran's success will hinge equally on what he is ABLE to do and how effectively he messages to voters when the federal govt of wealthy interests / police, etc in NYC deliberately sabotage things. we've seen this shit in oregon with elites lining up to torpedo progressive measures

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Yeah you know what, the description of Lugaid beheading Cú Chulainn was really missing hand-drawn emoticons, that's absolutely what we needed in this specific moment

I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video. I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children. But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.

Now I’m sitting on the floor eating pickles out of the jar crying

I’m eating pickles out of the jar while crying

america is in a time of great transition

More people should be paying attention to the atrocities taking place in Sudan

Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year. That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare. Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.

this whole piece is fascinating but this section really stuck out to me as why so many people are the way they are. they project trump himself onto themselves, and he is their identity. an attack on trump is a direct attack on them

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

@realgdt.bsky.social hello dear sir, are there any plans to release Frankenstein on DVD? I don’t have regular access to Netflix but I genuinely NEED to watch this film over and over or else I will not survive. Please reconsider if there are no plans!!!

I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time

Gender affirming care SAVES LIVES. Before I transitioned I was murdering people every day

And then you’re 30

I love Guillermo del Toro calling ages 19 to 29 "sublime confusion"

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

THIS IS THE GOOD SHIT LFG

Palestinians are the embodiment of the strength of the human spirit, the most resilient people on the planet. caged, enslaved, & tormented by fascist zionists for almost a century and still nothing stops them. most of us can’t even imagine living through 1/1000th of what each of them go through.

Front page of Scottish newspaper The National today.

fun pro tip for Starbucks workers who get asked to write “Charlie Kirk” on the cup. just write “Charlie Cork” on it and if they complain just be like “oh i thought you said Cork”. if they push back be like “yeah i don’t know who Charlie Kirk even is” lmao

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

It is fucked up what they did to the headphone jack

Colima spider vessel (c. 300 BCE - 300 CE)

cancelling Disney+ and Hulu is well and good but it’s not a huge hit on an individual level but Disney adults? people who spend real money at the parks? you guys can make a dent, call ‘em up and tell them your vacation is postponed until they pull their heads out of their asses

so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining