Winter here truly settles in the idea of the Misery of Survival. You shovel as best as you can until you can't, then you still have to go out and shovel even though you shagged it up the last time, which makes it harder. On and on until Spring.

snug as a bug here now merry christmas, everybody

christmas on bluesky

Merry Christmas from the tiny tigers that live in my house

anybody know where I can pick up a turboman doll today? it’s an emergency

Merry Christmas from the tiny tigers that live in my house

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Someone remake “It’s a Wonderful Life” but Mr. Potter believes that hoarding is morally required so he can devote resources to delivering a far future with trillions of humans while George Bailey is like, “Gosh Darnit! What if taking care of people today is what takes care of people in the future?!”

twitter: new update, every time you post, elon musk is literally going to break into your house and shit directly into your mouth users: that sucks but….i mean i HAVE to stay on there…..

"Get drunk and stoned with your friends and family. And you you don't drink or smoke dope, just spend time with them."

The older I get the more I appreciate the true meaning of Christmas youtu.be/7lu3N5lJTIE?...

why...

“In For the Evening" (2014) 22" X 29" mixed media (watercolour and acrylics) painting by Reilly Fitzgerald. For all the places, like here in Newfoundland, having a "snow storm Christmas". A significantly Canadian & NL image with associated nostalgic feelings. Have a peaceful and cozy holiday.

CHRISTMAS NiGHTS INTO DREAMS SONIC TEAM 1996 SEGA SATURN

Domestic housewife implies the existence of the feral housewife

The lobster trap Christmas tree is a staple on shorelines around the Maritimes. https://ow.ly/G7uI50XK1Kt

waiting for eddie to say "fogo twillingate moreton's harbour" in his forecast so i can yell "all around the circle!" and finish my drink

🎄 Merry Christmas!! 🎄 Hope Santa visits and you get to spend the day with your loved ones! #zelda #art

I am an old-school sort of man. I like celebrating our cherished traditions, such as: generosity to others, and crossdressing.

while metal straws are certainly a much better drinking experience than paper or the thick plastic my god is it unpleasant to knock your teeth against them on accident

Art by • Ted Nasmith

this stupid face is his gift to me for christmas this year. i love him.

"Eastern Star: Midnight Mass" (2024) acrylic on canvas painting by Reilly Fitzgerald. A traditional Newfoundland and Labrador outport scene celebrating Christmas.

4 broken needles, 3 pricked fingers, 2 Michael’s runs, and a felt auk for my Christmas tree

Reports coming in from New Zealand that Santa used ChatGPT to compile the nice list; thousands of presents have been delivered to children who don’t exist

Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.

Do you remember the famous #Earthrise photo from #Apollo8? On Christmas Eve in 1968, William Anders turned his camera toward Earth and captured the legendary photo. It showed humans a new perspective, with the moon in the foreground and Earth floating in distant space. 🌎🚀🔭📸 buff.ly/s01u0Ww 📸 NASA.

a very meowy christmas for all who celebrate!

Jodie Foster: They should have sent a poet Poet: Aliens ahoy! A galactic sight. When you’re in space all day is night

The Pokémon one is still the best youtu.be/YCg0bl2frYM?...

the saddest thing about having to look up what county a town is in PE is that there's only 3 fucking counties so I feel like a goober every time

Orthoceras (big) and Lituites

LRP: never underestimate the canadian desire to Go the Fuck Home Early on friday

Global TV is a low-effort conservative-leaning private network, and this wasn’t “treachery” this was “it was the weekend before Christmas and they just broadcast the episode that was sent to them digitally by CBS on Friday”, no one in the office on the weekend even if CBS tried to warn them

new cat bed is a success

"christmas Eve Eve" SHE HAS A NAME

Tibb's Eve is a good tradition, that should be adopted by the rest of Canada.

how it feels to show someone your oc

perhaps tonight I will treat myself to a bit of tibbs eve sushi

CURSED SATIRE

Happy Tibb’s Eve everyone