two old guys in the gym sauna chatting away in arabic - obvs i’ve got no idea what they’re saying until one of them goes “parallel parking inshallah”. inshallah indeed brother.

every time i see someone ask for recommendations in a city i just say “try the food!” and i sleep easy. because im never wrong

I would look good as fuck in this fit

We are not teaching kids about the dangers of the forest anymore. We are FAILING our children.

surprised this gem has not yet graced my timeline

Your cats don't know how small and tiny they are. You HAVE to tell them.

Winter forest ❄️ I'm not ready for autumn to be over but we've had the first frost here now, so I think it's time to share this pattern I've had in the works for a while.

good morning specifically to Claire Sharpe www.bbc.com/news/article...

Big Boss just walked by

My wife has been teaching our cat to hop thru a hoop.

Lmao

Sometime late in the Bush administration we as a country stopped illuminating rooms with a floodlight placed directly behind a slowly rotating industrial fan and our nation has been floundering ever since.

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

another fast watercolor :"D

i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment

AO3 is also down, so between the two our whole acronym is affected

check in on your gay friends at this difficult time

I woke up at 3:45 for no reason and never got back to sleep. Thinking about starting WWIII over this.

Maybe people with no internal monologue are lucky. This bitch does NOT shut up.

OH WELL WHY NOT

A very cool prize YOU could win -- and the money you donate helps kids in children's hospitals

absurd. incomprehensible

NOT MY POTATOES NO!!!

White-(and floofy)Breasted Nuthatch #birds

When the [inaudible] comes out bubblin

Uni melted on his dad’s lap today… the softest Uni

Meditating..🧘‍♂️ #witcher

found out that it's char's birthday today (well, tmr for my time zone) and rushed to draw this as fast as possible dglkhfg happy birthday you big weirdo (affectionate) #gundam #charaznable

Who authorized him to slay

hole pics

btw archiveofourown.org/works/74316651

In less depressing news....Dougie

last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before

Some say that the Lord of the Rings was a prototype for Desert Bus, except y'know they walked because Mordor public transit wasn't properly funded. Anyhoo, you can fund our transit by donating a $9.15 before 11:45am for shot at winning this immaculate tapestry depicting the Journey of the Ring.

Drew some house sparrows, one of my favourite birds

They should make it easier to wake up and get out of bed

Del Toro said “I am going to make an adaptation of Frankenstein where Victor consistently gets the shit kicked out of him” and you know what? Deserved

This totally stemmed from a different conversation, but for some reason I was imagining Frankenstein's creature giving Guillermo del Toro uppies like a cat. 😭🤣💖💖💖💖✨️✨️✨️✨️ #frankenstein #gdt (what's wrong with me LOL)

Her shape is mysterious

too real lol

Do we think Zanzibarland had gay marriage

Current Jojo 🐿️

Introducing the Winner of the Alpha Flight Tarot Contest Asteyni turned in this amazing rendering of Erica as the Beacon of hope, inspiration and healing herself on Major Arcana XVII, The Star.

otacon always seems to have night terrors of being constricted by a snake...... #otasune #snotacon

more old pliskin #art

Alpha Flight takes off for our first shift! Join us today for Brown Ones, Millennial Monopoly and a live auction for the incredible Delicious in DB!

This is so cool, I'm freaking out. Linocut and hand set letterpress Balatro themed playing cards ! Tune in to Desert Bus on Monday evening to throw donation money at this with me desertbus.org/2025/prize/F...