Got my performance review.

Lrt> The last time I went to the crime-ridden wasteland of downtown Portland, I got good boba and Chinese food and sat by a fountain

Last time I was in Portland I stayed across the street from the a coffee shop that opened early and sold zines and down the block from a really amazing record store, so I guess war torn cities are pretty chill, actually.

It’s almost the end of sea otters awareness week! We should protect those cuties at all costs 🫡🦦

This little guy has someplace to go

I'm just saying now would be an okay time to invest in an old man calendar ko-fi.com/s/a1ffa39b94

Just saw someone on reddit explaining their unified theory of chronic illness (it's corn syrup, apparently) and had to take my glasses off so I would stop reading and getting mad

🎉HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSEPH JOESTAR🎉 去年は間に合わなくてごめーん！今年はちゃんと仕上げました ビールガールじゃなくてコーラボーイ⚾ 105歳おめでとう！ #ジョセフ・ジョースター生誕祭2025

The original "hueg liek xbox" photoshop, discovered this week on an old hdd.

Guess who fell in the toilet again and needed another bath

Very happy Stanislav Petrov day - the man who saved every last one of us from becoming thermonuclear barbecue in '83.

Do some people have hormone cycles that don't make them insane? Like not even *passively* suicidal?

Getting a headache after work should be illegal

my daughter really captured my essence in this portrait of me “at work”

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

Them in the low stakes au

exactly like…….tf!

remember when everything was its own website? and you went to those sites? and there was stuff on them to look at? that ruled

I love this picture of Guillermo del Toro and Hideo Kojima because it looks like they’re expecting.

She haaaates it

Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving

Pick up the ink, put it away

In conclusion, The Odyssey is battle shonen,

oh is your boat too far away from the dock? don’t worry. i’ve got a guy

Uni is hopefully waiting…

Every day, I pray for a world where everyone is kind and respectful of each other, regardless of gender. May unreasonable attacks against transgender people end🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 May today be filled with happiness and love for you all🤍

the mariners reliever who blew his achilles wheeled around the bases on his scooter, the vibes are off the charts

So @silencedrowns.com told me that my dog looks like the Jojolion dog and you know what? I see it.

This green heron let me spend the better part of an hour with it. Slowly creeping close, I was able to watch it hunt and explore the edges of Pine Lake at Wheaton Regional Park. 📷 #Nikon #Z8 + Nikkor 180-600m (ISO 1250, f8, 1/640s) 🪶 #birds #birdphotography

and on the pedestal these words appear:

Everyone is dickless in the SBR anime, they've gone and made these cowboys transgender

she spelled tick tock like the app lol

Lrt Johnny your yoga pants... you're in danger

Bonus ;-]

When a typo in your Google search leads to new and exciting philosophical positions

kazoo and bawsy...

what are they whispering about? 🤔

Ballerina Uni

I was really dreading the end of summer this year for lots of reasons. But today I got a huge pumpkin drink and so maybe fall is going to be fine.

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

My dad doesn’t eat beef and when I asked him why he said “Aysha, beefs are our friends.”

imagine if a family of beavers randomly showed up right now and finished whatever thing you've been putting off

🍂 HAPPY FIRST DAY OF FALL! 🍂

Bring it on! :3

(bg3) lowkey love that you can just sit on every chair in bg3. No reason for it. Just. If you get tired.

An insightful read showing how some parents become radicalised into ‘gender critical’ transphobia when their child comes out as trans. Here, one of the most unhinged leaders of the ‘Mom’s for Liberty’ movement is interviewed, along with their amazingly well-adjusted non-binary child…